※ [本文转录自 joke 看板] 作者: sim3000 (◤◢◤◢◤◢◤◢◤◢◤ꈩ 看板: joke 标题: [向一代恶汉致敬]巴克利语录 时间: Sun Nov 17 10:35:50 2002 从这期HOOP看到的 因为真的很赞 清新又恒咏 字字珠玑 就把他Key进来了 再加一些我之前听过的 藉此向永远超屌的恶汉Charles Barkley巴克利致敬 ======================(敬) 致敬的分格线 (敬)================================ ★ 我的手臂上有只苍蝇 而且胳肢窝很痒 因为我想赶走苍蝇并抓痒 就挥动了手臂 裁判根本连解释的机会都不给 There was a fly on my arm and I had an itch in my armpit and I was trying to get rid both, and I moved my arms. He didn't even give me a chance to explain. ───当巴克利因为向篮网後卫John Bagley挥拐子而被裁判驱逐出场後 向记者吐苦水 ★ 如果我不是靠着灌篮每年赚进300万美金 大部分的人看到我都会马上走开 If I wren't carning more than $3 million a year to dunk a basketall, most people on the street would run in the other direction if they saw me coming. ───个性率直的他谈到美国种族歧视 作了上叙的比喻 ★ 这是些我的新球鞋 都是好球鞋 你穿上它不会像我一样有钱 也不会像我一样抓篮板 当然也不会像我一样帅气 他最多让你有双跟我一样的球鞋 就这样而已 There are my new shoes. They're good shoes. They won't make you rich like me. They won't make you rebound like me. They definitely won't make you handsome like me. They'll only make you make you have shoes like me. That's it. ───这是巴克利在球鞋广告里说的 ★ 你必须相信自己 对 像我相信自己是天字第一号大帅哥一样 我想我说的没错 You've got to believe in yourself. Hell, I believe I'm the best-looking guy in the world. And I might be right. ───当被问到如何建自己的信心时 巴老夫子如说是 ★ 他除了会盖火锅以外 不过是个不能给你任何帮助的傻大个 我们球队用第一轮选秀权换来一个每场只能得1.9分的28岁大苍蝇拍 Cow! 我阿妈要是没被包夹 每场还可以得两分勒! He's a one dimensional player who doesn't give you anything except blocked shots....we traded a first round draft choice for a 28-year old flyswatter who could score only 1.9 points a games. Hell, my grandmother could score two points a games as long as she wasn't double-teamed. ───老巴谈到队友Manute Bol时 毫不客气臭骂他一顿 这位7尺7寸 体重却只有 220磅的非洲中锋 除了盖火锅外一无是处 比较传奇的部分是 他的爸爸高仅5尺10寸 妈妈5尺7 却生下他和6尺10的妹妹 ★ 我可以算是目前陆地上篮球最强的霸主 啥? 你说Jordan? 他是在天空中飞翔的 就跟天外飞仙一样 不同领域的东西是没办法比较的 ───当巴克利提到好友乔丹时 给予其AIR JORDAN这样的礼赞 -- 不赖吧 我只能说 Barkley真是屌! -- -- 这一切 都是强者的宿..... .\ /. O ---命 / ! \ 命 /_ ! \ 命 命 _\ ! 命 无敌 热血 命 !_ 命 青春 爱 与 梦想 --

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