※ [本文转录自 share 看板] 作者: artcherry (月上星) 站内: share 标题: [文章]恐怖鹅妈妈童谣 时间: Sat Apr 29 11:19:45 2006 OP请告知~ ========================================================================= 发信人: [email protected] (Kelly) 看板: marvel 标 题: [转贴] 恐怖鹅妈妈童谣 发信站: 批踢踢实业 (2005/07/29 Fri 16:02:59) 偶然找到的，我想很多人都看过了， 不过我搜寻了一下，板上没有类似的文章， 所以，我想贴上来应该没关系吧^^"" 这些童谣....有些感觉还好，有些感觉真的很毛.... 以下是被我编排过文章： =========================================================================== [Lizzie Borden Took An Axe] Lizzie Borden took an axe, Hit her father forty whacks. When she saw what she had done, She hit her mother forty-one. 丽兹玻顿拿起斧头， 砍了爸爸四十下。 当妈妈看见她做了甚麽， 她也砍她四十一下。 --------------------------------------------------------------------------- 　 [There was a crooked man, and he walked a crooked mile] There was a crooked man, and he walked a crooked mile, He found a crooked sixpence against a crooked stile; He bought a crooked cat, which caught a crooked mouse, And they all lived together in a little crooked house. 一个扭曲的男人，走了一哩扭曲的路。 手拿扭曲的六便士，踏上扭曲的台阶， 买一只歪歪扭扭的猫儿，猫儿抓歪歪扭扭的老鼠。 他们一起住歪歪扭扭的小屋。 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------　 [There was a man, a very untidy man] There was a man, a very untidy man, Whose fingers could nowhere be found to put in his tomb. He had rolled his head far underneath the bed; He had left legs and arms lying all over the room. 一个男人，一个不整洁的男人， 他的手指到处找不到，没办法放进坟墓。 他的头远远滚到床底； 他的腿和手臂，在房间里到处乱丢。 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------　 [My mother has killed me] My mother has killed me, My father is eating me, My brothers and sisters sit under the table, Picking up my bones, And they bury them, under the cold marble stones. 我的妈妈杀了我， 我的爸爸在吃我， 我的兄弟和我的姊妹坐在餐桌底， 捡起我的骨头，埋了它们， 埋到冰冷的石碑下。 -------------------------------------------------------------------------- [SING A SONG OF SIXPENCE] Sing a song of sixpence, A pocket full of rye; Four-and-twenty blackbirds Baked in a pie! When the pie was opened The birds began to sing; Was not that a dainty dish To set before the king? The king was in his counting-house, Counting out his money; The queen was in the parlor, Eating bread and honey. The maid was in the garden, Hanging out the clothes; When down came a blackbird And snapped off her nose. 唱一首六便士之歌， 袋子里装满黑麦； 二十四只黑画眉， 被放在派里面烤！ 当派被剥开， 画眉开始唱歌； 那可不是放在国王桌前， 十分可口的一餐吗？ 国王在帐房数钱； 王后在客厅吃面包蜂蜜。 女仆在花园晒衣； 一只黑画眉飞来， 啄走了她的鼻子。 --------------------------------------------------------------------------　 [THREE BLIND MICE] Three blind mice! See how they run! They all ran after the farmer's wife, Who cut off their tails with a carving knife. Did you ever see such a thing in your life As three blind mice? 三只瞎眼的老鼠！看牠们跑的方式！ 牠们追着农夫的老婆， 她用餐刀切了牠们的尾巴。 你这辈子见过像这样的东西吗？ 和三只瞎眼的老鼠一样。 --------------------------------------------------------------------------　 [Who killed Cock Robin?] Who killed Cock Robin? I, said the Sparrow, With my bow and arrow, I killed Cock Robin. Who saw him die? I, said the Fly. With my little eye, I saw him die. Who caught his blood? I, said the Fish, With my little dish, I caught his blood. Who'll make his shroud? I , said the Beetle, With my thread and needle, I'll make the shroud. Who'll dig his grave? I, said the Owl, With my pick and shovel, I'll dig his grave. Who'll be the person? I, said the Rook, With my little book, I'll be the parson. Who'll be the clerk? I, said the Lark, If it's not in the dark, I'll be the clerk. Who'll carry the link? I, said the Linnet, I'll fetch it in a minute, I'll carry the link. Who'll be chief mourner? I, said the Dove, I mourn for my love, I'll be chief mourner. Who'll carry the coffin? I, said the Kite, If it's not through the night, I'll carry the coffin. Who'll bear the pall? We, said the Wren, Both the cock and the hen, We'll bear the pall. Who'll sing a psalm? I, said the Thrush, As she sat on a bush, I'll sing a psalm. Who'll toll the bell? I, said the Bull, Because I can pull, So Cock Robin, farewell. All the birds of the air Fell a-sighing and a-sobbing, When they heard the bell toll For poor Cock Robin. 　 NOTICE To all it concerns, This notice apprises, The Sparrow's for trial, At next bird assizes. 是谁杀了咕咕罗宾？ 麻雀说，是我， 用我的弓和箭， 我杀了咕咕罗宾。 谁看见他死去？ 苍蝇说，是我， 用我的小眼睛， 我看见他死去。 谁拿走他的血？ 鱼说，是我， 用我的小碟子， 我拿走他的血。 谁为他做寿衣？ 甲虫说，是我， 用我的针和线， 我会来做寿衣。 谁要挖坟墓？ 猫头鹰说，是我， 用我的凿子铲子， 我会来挖坟墓。 谁要当牧师？ 白嘴鸦说，是我， 用我的小本子， 我会来做牧师。 谁要当办事员？ 云雀说，是我， 只要不在夜晚， 我就当办事员。 谁会带火炬？ 红雀说，是我， 我立刻把它拿来。 我将会带火炬。 谁要当主祭？ 鸽子说，是我， 我要哀悼我的爱， 我将会当主祭。 谁要抬棺？ 鸢说，是我， 如果不走夜路， 我就会来抬棺。 谁提供柩布？ 鹪鹩，与公鸡和母鸡说，是我们， 我们将提供柩布。 谁来唱赞美诗？ 站在灌木丛上，画眉说，是我， 我将唱赞美诗。 谁来敲丧钟？ 牛说，是我， 因为我能拉犁。 所以再会，咕咕罗宾。 天空所有的鸟， 全都叹息哭泣， 当他们听见丧钟， 为可怜的咕咕罗宾响起。 　 　　启事 通告所有关系人， 这则启事通知， 下回鸟儿法庭， 将要审判麻雀。 　 -------------------------------------------------------------------------- [Ten little nigger boys went out to dine] Ten little nigger boys went out to dine; One choked his little self, and then there were nine. Nine little nigger boys sat up very late; One overslept himself, and then there were eight. Eight little nigger boys travelling in Devon; One said he'd stay there, and then there were seven. Seven little nigger boys chopping up sticks; One chopped himself in half, and then there were six. Six little nigger boys playing with a hive; A bumble-bee stung one, and then there were five. Five little nigger boys going in for law; One got in chancery, and then there were four. Four little nigger boys going out to sea; A red herring swallowed one, and then there were three. Three little nigger boys walking in the Zoo; A big bear bugged one, and then there were two. Two little nigger boys sitting in the sun; One got frizzled up, and then there was one. One little nigger boy living all alone; He got married, and then there were none. 十个小黑人出外用膳； 一个噎死还剩九个。 九个小黑人熬夜到很晚； 一个睡过头还剩八个。 八个小黑人在到丹文游玩； 一个说要留在那儿还剩七个。 七个小黑人在砍柴； 一个把自己砍成两半还剩六个。 六个小黑人玩蜂窝； 一只黄蜂叮住一个还剩五个。 五个小黑人进入法院； 一个被留下还剩四个。 四个小黑人到海边； 一条红鲱鱼吞下一个还剩三个。 三个小黑人走进动物园里； 一只大熊抓走一个还剩两个。 两个小黑人坐在太阳下； 一个热死只剩一个。 一个小黑人觉得好寂寞； 他上吊後一个也不剩。 -------------------------------------------------------------------------- 最後，附上一个日本童谣， 这个看了真的很毛（抖）～ “我要过罗　我要过罗” “这是哪儿的羊肠径” “这是倒人的羊肠径” “让我过一下好不好？” “没有事的人不准过” “我是来帮他做头七” “连符咒都带来了哩” “去时坦荡　回来怕怕” “虽然怕怕” “我要过罗　我要过罗” （倒人：死去的人） ========================================================================== 个人觉得前三个和最後一个日本童谣最诡异， 很难想像这些童谣从小孩的口中唱出来=_=|||| --

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