作者LIAR (闇行者)
看板NTUMT-89
标题[转贴]三字经之中英对照版
时间Thu Apr 22 21:16:55 2004
人之初:At the beginning of life.
性本善:Sex is good.
性相近:Basically, all the sex are the same.
习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it.
苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
性乃迁:Sex will leave you..
教之道:The way of learning it
贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person.
昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
子不学:If you don't study hard,
断机杼:Your Dick will become useless.
窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
教五子 All his five sons took it
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-known.
养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
父之过 It is all your fault.
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
师之惰 their teacher must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
子不学 You may refuse to study this
非所宜 but that is a real mistake
幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
人不学 If you don't learn sex,
不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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太初有道,道与耶和华同在,道就是耶和华。这道太初与耶和华同在。
万物乃藉祂所造,凡被造的没有一样不是藉着祂所造的。生命在祂里头,
这生命就是人的光。光照在黑暗里,黑暗却不接受光。
吾辈乃生於黑暗,行於黑暗。因神之指引,行向光明;又因撒旦诱惑,回归黑暗。
我不断地徘徊於光明与黑暗之间,从被造之日至今,又自今直到那审判之日的来临。
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