因为我懒得寄了 所以直接PO在板上 请自行影印 ACT 1 (At the hotel, everybody is eating the breakfast) Paul: It's 8 o'clock; let's hit the road. Mr. Fu: Breakfast first! Paul: You can eat it on the way. Mr. Fu: The mantou is not hot yet. I must eat mantou when it's hot. Paul: We have been delayed because of the snow; it's time to start off. Mr. Fu: Whether we leave right now or not, we'll arrive in Lhasa anyway. So can I finish my mantou first? In my opinion, if it ain't broke, don't fix it! Paul: …… Ms. Sun: Do you know how to say "mantou" in English? Paul: ……(sigh) ACT 2 (In the car) Paul: Let's have some music, something classic and elegant, something Beethoven. Ms. Sun: But I prefer this one. (ram the tape into the machine) (All singing "I am a disco dancer.")X2 Paul: How imbecilic! …Do you like it? Ms. Sun: I love it! Paul: What?! (The two starts arguing, and accidentally Paul kill Ms. Sun.) Mr. Fu: Oh my god! What have you done? ACT 3 (Paul is taken to the jail, waiting for the final judgment, while outside the court; a news reporter is interviewing the passers-by about how they think of this case.) Caster: Back on News Time. An American teenager traveling in Tibet killed a Chinese woman. Our dispatch reporter Jean is now in Tibet; Jean. Reporter Jean: Yes, let's hear what the passers-by have to tell us. Hello, what do you think of this incident? Passenger A: It's a kind of racial discrimination. Never can we come to terms with it! It's time that Chinese people stood up to it! Fight back! Reporter Jean: Well, apparently this guy is a bit of frenetic. (Calm down!) Let's see what victim's neighbor, Ms. Li, has to say. Passenger B: Poor girl. Ms. Sun was a tamed and nice girl. She loved music and indulged her whole life in her little disco world. She even enjoys dancing disco all night! Reporter Jean: Oh, mine, what a sweet girl. Well, let's carry on and see if Mr. Fu, who once remained the most important part of her life, has to say. Mr. Fu: She is my heart, my honey, and my life! How could I possibly live without her, my sweetheart! I'm gonna kill him, that devil! (goes up and pinches Paul.) ACT 4 (Back to the court) Judge: Now, time for verdict. The jury: GUILTY! GUILTY! GUILTY! Judge: Well, such being the case, the boy should be executed right away! However, considering juvenile status of him, I now sentence that Paul should serve life-term sentences for the rest of his life; forever! Paul: OH! (Depressed, taking out a picture of Dalai Lama and looking at it) Dalai Lama, sorry for my not being able for the pilgrimage to Tibet, for never realizing my dream! (Dalai Lama suddenly appeared) All: Dalai Lama! Dalai Lama! Dalai Lama! Dalai Lama! Mr. Fu: What! Dalai Lama: (points to Mr. Fu) Do not question me! (To Paul) listen to me, my dear; (to everyone) it's important for one to believe in something, because then it gives you a light. So if you believe that you're going to make it in this world, that belief will guide you. Oh, yeah, ooh, yes, you can see me; I am real. Yes, and I am gonna set you free like a bird! I AM YOUR LIGHT! (Radiant shining lights appear) All: Dalai Lama! Salvation! Dalai Lama! Dalai Lama! Salvation! Dalai Lama! THE END 加油啊!明天见啦 --

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