作者NTULin5566 (台大略懂哥林五六)
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标题[闲聊] 五六讲古─占卜故事趣谈(九)
时间Sat Apr 21 22:24:04 2012
摘录自《五六狂想录---某翔与我》
某年，社联摆摊时，有一外国人(以下简称F)来摊位上
F ：What's this?
我 ：(手写) I-Ching
F ：爱情(音译)?
我 ：No! No! No! This says "yi" not "I"
So it is 「Yi-Ching」
F ：What's about this?
某翔：It is 「 The Book of Change 」
F ：Change? My fate? Future?
某翔：Yes! Do you want to try it?
F ：Oh! Yes! That's really good!
我 ：(OS)干!我英文很破耶...真多嘴
F ：I want to get the job,is it good for me?
我 ：工作吗? 抽牌吧
得「大壮」卦
F ：What is this?
我 ：...ㄜ... Big Strong...(OS：我在说甚麽...)
F ：Really? Big and Strong?
我 ：...You already have a job,right?
F ：Yes,how do you know?
我 ：羝羊触藩，是跳槽之谓吗?
F ：What?
我 ：...Goat...break...the cage...
F ：Oh! You are mysterious! What does it mean?
我 ：(OS你以为我喜欢喔...来台湾中文不先学好)
The seaweed is always greener in somebody else's lake...
F ：Agree...
我 ：You are good at work,...and you want to get a better one,
it might break the relationship between you and colleague...
F ：Oh, it doesn't matter! I don't care!
我 ：Yes, I know,this card tells you,to be a hero, don't betray
your belief in your mind.
If to destroy the cage is necessary,than just do it,
outside is action,inside means discipline,so this is
why this card called 「 Big Strong 」
The more you suffer,the more Power you'll get!
F ：I couldn't agree more!!
阿多仔道谢离去
某翔：羝羊触藩，何以说可能是跳槽?
我 ：冲破藩篱，而获新生，新生若以他说之工作，则旧事推测是旧工作也!
某翔：内为戒律，外为行动，说是大壮，何也?
我 ：震，动也，乾，健也，天行健，君子自强不息，没戒律能够自强不息吗?
故曰戒律也!此其成为大壮之基本，彼人欲更变现状，故劝其积蓄力量，
以符合大壮之象，不然徒然送死而已！
某翔：原来如此！ 顺带一提，你的 English 真的很破耶哈哈
我 ：...我都要修进英了你还要我怎样呢...
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