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标题[转录][ＸＤ] 帐号不要乱取...
时间Wed Mar 12 23:42:36 2008
※ [本文转录自 joke 看板]
作者: soca (塑胶) 看板: joke
标题: [ＸＤ] 帐号不要乱取...
时间: Thu Mar 6 21:39:41 2008
以下是我学弟的故事...
从他那边转来的
最近我的魔兽世界的帐号被冻结了
不过里面还有点数，所以我想把帐号要回来
这不是重点，重点是
我昨天打电话给客服中心
後来有询问我一些相关资料来确认是否是我本人
阿还有问到我常用的角色的ID之类的问题
我有一个帐号叫做[我下面给你吃]
我才知道，帐号真的不能乱取
昨天的对话是这样的
我打过去的时候是一个甜甜的声音接的电话
女生的声音，听起来很亲切，很有礼貌那种
客服女:「先生，请问您的帐号是?」
我:「xxxxxxxxxxxx」
客服女:「密码呢?」
我:「xxxxxxxxxxx」
客服女:「那吴先生，我覆诵一下喔!......」
(以上都还很正常)
我:「没错，我想要处理我的帐号冻结的问题。」
客服女:「好的，请问您的伺服器是?」
我:「冰风岗哨。」
客服女:「好的，那最常玩的角色是?」
我:「痾...........我下面给你吃。」(声音有点尴尬地说)
客服女:「好的，你下面给我吃。」
我:「不是啦!是"我下面给你吃"。」(大声重复)
客服女:「不好意思，是"我下面给你吃"。好的，.......」
(好尴尬的对话= =)
然後问话就结束了，但是她又问了一句
客服女:「请问您还有其他角色吗?我要确认一下您的角色资讯。」
我:「喔!还有一只叫做"你下面好好吃"。」
客服女:「......」(她沉默了)
X!好尴尬的对话....
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4F：推 MandarinKing:客服女:可是我没有下面 03/06 21:41
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10F：推 allorz01:客服: 这位先生 你所说的一切 将成为呈堂共证 03/06 21:45
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※ soca:转录至看板 StupidClown 03/06 21:50
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40F：→ poca:我跟原波有关系 (?) 03/06 22:10
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42F：推 evilcold:来人阿 喂五楼吃洨 03/06 22:11
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44F：推 blackcellar:此文大好！ 03/06 22:12
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46F：推 bigjam:好好笑 哈哈哈 03/06 22:13
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48F：推 phantomlch:哈哈哈哈~~~~ 03/06 22:16
49F：推 palkuangdau:原po帐号最後到底有没有要回来啊~~XDDDD 03/06 22:17
50F：推 nitsuki:我朋友有取~~哇灾 03/06 22:17
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53F：推 lefta:id要慎取啊 XDDDDDDDDDDD 03/06 22:21
54F：推 AliProject:阿 哈哈哈 03/06 22:22
55F：→ nogoodlaugh:很好笑~ 03/06 22:22
56F：推 NUMB43:有点到XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXD 03/06 22:23
57F：→ xxx22088:超好笑！！！！！ 03/06 22:23
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69F：推 coffeewu:这时候就不该承认自己是原PO 03/06 22:30
70F：→ soca:楼上是本人 03/06 22:31
71F：→ girlsloveme:好笑耶~可惜没图= = 03/06 22:31
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73F：推 sweetysmile:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/06 22:33
74F：推 coffeewu:啧啧...结果我帐号还是没要回来阿~~~ 03/06 22:33
75F：→ soca:大家注意楼上是本人喔~~~~~~~~~~~XDXDXDXXXDXDXD 03/06 22:34
76F：推 bolue:客服是男的怎麽办 03/06 22:34
77F：推 sweetysmile:本人来了耶 03/06 22:36
78F：推 s9588008:有笑有推~ XD 03/06 22:37
79F：→ coffeewu:我第二次打的时候就变男生了...所以我就不敢说ID 03/06 22:36
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※ im37:转录至看板 NTUEE_VAL 03/06 22:43
90F：→ ICafe:靠妖 我笑死了 03/06 22:43
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92F：推 keithking:xddddd 超好笑 XD 03/06 22:50
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124F：推 wwrcjk:你下面也不错啊！ 03/06 23:21
125F：推 catlive:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/06 23:21
126F：→ catlive:哪个面哪个面?!!XD 03/06 23:21
127F：推 rock04rock:我下面超好吃 03/06 23:21
128F：→ soca:本人coffewu等帐号开了记得通知大家...XD 03/06 23:21
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130F：推 sexyerics:虽然离开wow很久了 我在那伺服还有角色 幸好id很正常@@ 03/06 23:28
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132F：推 snowscorpion:哈哈 03/06 23:34
133F：嘘 clarkent:超好笑...... 03/06 23:38
134F：→ clarkent:干....按错,待会........ 03/06 23:39
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141F：推 nkb:发菜羹大卤面 03/06 23:50
※ lorbguyboy:转录至看板 CSMU-MED93 03/06 23:52
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143F：推 snobody:看几次都笑得出来 03/07 00:10
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148F：推 klmh:XDDD 纯推客服也有想歪 03/07 00:26
149F：推 bolue:"我下面狮了"这个也不错 客服：我下面狮了 03/07 00:28
150F：→ jellyfish5:看到第一句就笑了…没想到後面还被补一枪…笑死我了 03/07 00:31
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152F：推 Maybetrue:你终於把客服约出来了吗 03/07 00:33
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156F：推 smallnei:借转 谢谢 03/07 01:00
※ smallnei:转录至看板 RIPE_gender 03/07 01:01
157F：推 lonely0830:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/07 01:02
158F：推 iowaya:XD 03/07 01:03
159F：→ onelife:XDDDDDDD 03/07 01:08
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161F：推 KAOKAOKAO:我好单纯 03/07 01:10
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163F：推 hwst:原PO：这个梗我布了一年之久了，才能表到你这女客服...XDDDD 03/07 01:19
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165F：推 cashko:天啊太好笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/07 01:28
166F：→ Yogin:笑死我了...绿茶差点喷得萤幕都是.. 03/07 01:33
167F：推 sheepxo:XDDDDDD最後一句笑死我了... 03/07 01:34
168F：推 luckyBF:XD 笑死了 03/07 01:38
169F：推 raysilence:这被告性骚扰会败诉还胜诉 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/07 01:47
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174F：推 boris36:半夜憋笑真的很痛苦...XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/07 02:57
175F：→ enirehtak:客服的钱还真难赚 03/07 03:26
176F：推 lfclfc:XD 03/07 03:31
177F：推 cowardlyman:XDDDDD 03/07 04:48
※ cowardlyman:转录至看板 sex 03/07 04:48
178F：推 ioopoo:靠 超白烂的XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/07 05:15
179F：推 redpencilbox:XDDDD 03/07 06:00
180F：推 holydon:就靠北XDDD 03/07 06:24
181F：推 bigstupid:客服不会问密码 你遇到诈骗了 03/07 08:27
182F：→ Yie:XD 03/07 09:18
183F：推 djy:库阿 03/07 09:41
184F：推 jova:XDDDD 03/07 09:43
185F：推 juufg:XD 03/07 11:02
186F：推 askyoko:笑了~哈 03/07 11:22
187F：推 anatoliaptt:学弟推一个XD 03/07 11:49
※ lumberer:转录至看板 BB_Online 03/07 12:26
188F：推 p3:有笑有推~~~~~ 03/07 13:37
189F：推 mark70:学弟回答说我下面给你吃 对方回答你下面给我吃 还蛮有道里 03/07 13:42
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※ fk7:转录至某隐形看板 03/07 15:10
192F：推 jananddu:XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXD 03/07 15:55
193F：推 Ivan168:XD 03/07 15:58
194F：推 Lasman:...笑出来XD 差点被抓包 03/07 16:00
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196F：推 HELLRAIDER:找到板标了 03/07 16:25
※ jackelevil:转录至看板 HSNU_986 03/07 16:48
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199F：推 myashin:我笑死了 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/07 17:14
※ mnb36977:转录至看板 CPU-PA761 03/07 17:23
※ fantasyeagle:转录至某隐形看板 03/07 17:41
200F：推 qqkof4399:笑到翻过去了 ... 03/07 18:02
※ vichys2001:转录至看板 TKU_S92BIO 03/07 18:52
201F：推 ubermensch:太爆笑啦.... 03/07 23:17
202F：推 EpeeCat:看了推文才懂...推一个...=\\\\=bb 03/07 23:24
203F：推 monify:先承认你就是学弟在来 03/08 00:00
204F：推 ffmuteki9:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/08 00:12
205F：推 HANDSOMEKAI:哈哈哈!我笑到肚子痛...这篇有点西斯XD 03/08 00:22
206F：推 funkyq:笑死我了 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/08 00:40
207F：推 Ray1031:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/08 00:59
208F：推 tn000291592:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/08 01:22
※ beerapple:转录至某隐形看板 03/08 01:26
209F：推 drinkwater:XD 03/08 01:50
210F：推 arousalC:XDDDD 03/08 12:25
211F：推 yuyula:天阿!!!!好好笑!!!!!!! 03/08 13:39
212F：推 yenjanetree:转借！谢谢 03/08 14:46
213F：推 aamon:他按静音了... 03/08 20:48
214F：推 keyeiay:超级好笑 03/08 21:34
215F：推 designer:原PO我认识 03/08 22:36
216F：→ soca:楼上是...? 03/08 23:59
217F：→ soca:真的是学弟啊...他自己有推文XD 03/08 23:59
218F：→ AGIknight:XDDDDD 03/09 00:10
219F：推 gloomywind:话说本人我也认识.... 03/09 20:02
220F：推 natsuya77:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/09 21:01
221F：推 zzxxxzz:XD 03/10 11:10
※ wille6315:转录至看板 KS96-306 03/10 12:29
222F：推 designer:当是者我也认识XD 03/12 22:27
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