作者 biggesting (嗑紫猫和嗑大老鼠) 标题 [转录]◇ 为何登山车比女人好 时间 Sun Oct 19 03:57:01 2003 ───────────────────────────────<雅典。神殿>── ※ [本文转录自 biggesting 信箱] 28个好理由...中英文对照版...... -28 Good Reasons- 1.Mountainbikes don't get pregnant. 登山车不会怀孕 2.You can ride your mountainbike any time of the month. 一整个月中的任何时候你都可以骑你的登山车 3.Mountainbikes don't have parents. 登山车没有父母 4.Mountainbikes don't whine unless something is really wrong. 登山车不会哀嚎..除非出了严重的问题... 5.You can share your mountainbike with your friends. 你可以把你的登山车跟你的朋友分享 6.Mountainbikes don't care how many other mountainbikes you've ridden. 登山车不会在意你骑过多少其他的登山车 7.When riding, you and your mountainbike can arrive at the same time. 出去骑的时候 你和你的登山车可以同时候抵达 8.Mountainbikes don't care how many other mountainbikes you have. 登山车不会在意你有多少部其他的登山车 9.Mountainbikes don't care if you look at other mountainbikes. m登山车不会在意你盯着其他的登山车看 10.Mountainbikes don't care if you buy mountainbike magazines. 登山车不会在意你去买登山车杂志 11.You'll never hear, "Surprise, you are going to own a new mountainbike" unless you go out to buy one yourself. 你绝对不会听到"惊讶吧 你将会有台新的登山车"　除非你自己去买一台 12.If your mountainbike goes flat you can fix it. 如果你的登山车破胎了 你可以自己修好 13.If your mountainbike is too loose you can tighten it. 如果你的登山车太松了 你可以自己转紧 14.If your mountainbike is misaligned, you don't have to discuss politics with it. politics with it. 如果你的登山车没调整好 你不需要跟她讨论策略 15.You can have a black mountainbike and bring it home to your parents. 你可以有台黑登山车 并带回家给父母看 16.You don't have to be jealous of the guy who works on your mountainbike. 你不会嫉妒影响你登山车的那个家伙 17.If you say bad things to your mountainbike, you don't have to apologize before you ride it again. 如果你说你的登山车坏话 你不需要在下次骑她之前对她道歉 18.You can ride your mountainbike as long as you want and it won't getsore. 只要你愿意 你可以骑你的登山车多久都无所谓 而且她不会生气 19.You can stop riding your mountainbike as soon as you want and it won't get frustrated. 在任何时候你都可以停下不骑你的登山车 而不会觉得沮丧 20.Your parents won't remain in touch with your old mountainbike after you dump it. 你的父母不会在你把旧登山车抛弃後 还继续跟她联络 21.Mountainbikes don't get headaches. 登山车不会头疼 22.Mountainbikes don't insult you if you're a bad rider. 即使你是一个很差的骑士 登山车不会讥笑你 23.Your Mountainbike never wants a night out with the other mountainbikes. 你的登山车绝不会想跟其他的登山车出去一整个晚上 24.Mountainbikes don't care if you're late. 登山车不会在意你迟到 25.You don't have to take a shower before you ride your mountainbike. 在骑你的登山车之前 你不需要先去洗个澡 26.If your mountainbike doesn't look good you can paint it with anothercolor. 如果你的登山车长的不好看 你可以把她换一个颜色 27.When in mixed company, you can talk about what a great ride you had the last time you were on your mountainbike. 当跟一大群人在一起时 你可以尽情谈论上回骑你的登山车的愉快经验 28.The cops don't come after you if you kick the shit out of you'r mountain bike . 如果你抛弃你的登山车 警察不会来找你麻烦 -- 被上天选上的两位巫女 将化为通天红蝶 化为通天红蝶拯救村庄! --

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