※ [本文转录自 sex 看板 #1Fy4I_7_ ] 作者: ericbird (人间杀气) 看板: sex 标题: [闲聊] 你们做过最色的事情是什麽？ 时间: Sun Jul 1 20:38:21 2012 我在reddit看到老外前几天分享的故事，就这留言超扯的XDD 所以粗略翻译了一下，有些地方没有翻译的很精准，应该有些地方译错之类的0rz 如果你英文行的话，请直接看原文吧 来源：Reddit网站 askreddit版 http://redd.it/vnw7g 提问的帐号是 _AskRedditThrowaway 回答的帐号是 AlphaRedditor Q: What is the sluttiest thing you've ever done? Obvious start... I blew my boyfriend behind his work in broad daylight when he was on his ten... Nothing too extreme. You? 问：你们曾经做过最色的事情是什麽？ 显然由我先开始讲......我曾在大白天时，趁男友还在工作的时候帮他吹30cm... 没啥了不起的，说说你们的经验吧？ A： I had sex for Cinnamon Toast Crunch. 答：我曾经为了吃肉桂吐司脆片（一种营养榖片）跟人做爱。 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cinnamon_Toast_Crunch A couple years ago I was on a trip to Chicago, ended up staying at one of those older hotels in the downtown area. I was visiting potential law schools and decided to stay for a few days to catch in some sights. 好几年前我去芝加哥旅游，住在闹区的一间旧旅馆里。我拜访了几间有潜力的法学院後， 决定多待几天参观一些观光景点。 It wasn't the nicest hotel since I was still a student and not able to afford something nicer for five days, but it did offer a continental breakfast...which turned out to be completely terrible. The only thing I ate during breakfast for the first two days was cereal, and they happened to have Cinnamon Toast Crunch, aka, Cinnamon Holy Shit I Love this Shit. I must have had a dozen boxes in the first three days, I packed my backpack with it and ate a box while visiting the Sears tower. Fuck bagels, the Sin Crunch was where it was at. 那不是一间最好的旅馆，因为我那时还是穷学生没法找个好一点的旅馆住上五天，但至少 它有提供欧式早餐......但事後证明那真是烂爆了。我前两天唯一吃的早餐是营养榖片， 那玩意儿叫「肉桂吐司脆片」，又叫做「它妈的肉桂我超爱」。我前三天肯定吃了一打脆 片吧。我还塞了一盒脆片在背包里，在参观西尔斯大厦的时候（芝加哥的摩天大楼，楼高 442.3公尺）把它嗑掉。去它的贝果，罪恶的脆片才该在这地方。（最後一句不确定是否翻 译正确。不过贝果有三种作法，一个蒙特娄式的；一个纽约式；另一种式芝加哥式的，可 能跟这有关吧＠＠"） So over the course of those few days, I couldn't help but get to know the hotel staff members. I was travelling alone and I didn't know anyone in town, so friendly conversations were welcomed. One of the girls that worked on the kitchen staff noticed my penchant for the Cinnacrack and joked that I had an addiction. Fucking right, too. She was in her early 20s, my age, seemed cute, and a little flirty. I didn't mind the attention. 过了这麽多天，我只有跟旅馆员工很熟。我独自旅行，城里也没半个认识的，所以很欢迎 友善的对话。有一个在厨房工作的女生注意到我特别爱吃肉桂吐司脆片，还笑我有脆片瘾 。靠，她说的没错。她大概20初头，跟我差不多年纪，看起来有些可爱、俏皮。我那时没 有很在意她说的话。 But then on the fifth and final day, I went to the lobby for my normal bowl of Sweetened Cinnamon goodness, everything fell apart. The cereal boxes were gone. All that were left were what looked to be week-old croissants. Crestfallen I turned to go back to my room when I heard a whisper, "Mr. AlphaRedditor? I think I may have something you're looking for." There was Ms. Staff Member, beckoning me from a doorway labelled for employees only. 但到了最後一天，我走去大厅准备吃一碗心爱的脆片女神时，一切灰翻湮灭。脆片纸盒突 然消失了。那里只剩下放了一个礼拜的牛角面包。我气馁的走回房间，突然听到有人低声 喊到：「AlphaRedditor先生？我想我有些你正在找寻的东西。」是那个女员工的声音，她 示意我走到限定员工进入的房间门口前。 Curious, I approached her, thinking she was joking, hiding my Orgasm Crunch from me. When I got to the door she ushered me inside the room. It had a bed, dresser, no window, and barely separated restroom area (I later found out that this was an overflow room for emergencies when a spare guest room was absolutely needed). She was very business like in her proposition: if we have sex, I get the goods. She then pulled out a large cardboard box filled with about 50 Cinnamon Toast Crunch boxes inside. 我好奇的走向她，想说她开我玩笑，把我爱的脆片藏起来了。等我走到门前时，她带我进 去房间，里头有张床、衣橱、没窗户，还有一个勉强分出来的浴室（後来我才发现这房间 是为了避免房客太多没房可睡时，应急用的。）她的提议非常商业口吻：如果我们做爱的 话，我就能拿到我想要的东西。然後她拉出一箱塞满五十盒肉桂吐司脆片的大纸箱。 I looked at her as if she had to be joking. She wasn't. I ate like a king for weeks. 我看着她像是在开玩笑吧。但是她没有。之後我像个国王一样吃了好几个礼拜的脆片。 tl;dr: I'm a cereal whore. 长话短说：我是榖片男妓。 --

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