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标题[转录][转录][童年] 把瓶盖收好
时间Fri Aug 28 16:48:39 2009
※ [本文转录自 WuLing48-304 看板]
作者: airolg (恩) 看板: WuLing48-304
标题: [转录][童年] 把瓶盖收好
时间: Sun Aug 23 17:26:54 2009
※ [本文转录自 StupidClown 看板]
作者: jerry789789 (大便男) 站内: StupidClown
标题: [童年] 把瓶盖收好
时间: Sat Aug 22 18:18:12 2009
看到有人在六福村游乐园的遭遇,我不禁想到国中时後校外教学
好像是去九族文化村
那时候青春洋溢的原po,跟青春洋溢的原po的好朋友一起去做一个
忘记叫什麽名字的游乐设施,只记得大家都要像云霄飞车一样坐在设施里面,
然後栏杆会卡住你
接着外面的透明大盖子会盖起来,然後就升很高360度的开始乱转
小时候的原po非常胆小,所以一直到坐进去时手都还紧紧握着
能够带给我勇气的可口可乐
大家坐定後,那段等待机器开始动的时刻有如去看牙医时躺在病床上等着被拔牙的感觉
还好我有可口可乐
原po吞了吞喉咙的口水
转开可口可乐,喝了一口後对着旁边的好朋友比了个''没问题''的手势
结果突然机器开始动了
操你妹的我还没关瓶盖欸!!!!!!!!!!
於是我右手赶紧拿着瓶盖准备锁上,结果好死不死机器开始360度转了
我的视线只看到黑色的可乐倒向我的眼睛
原po娇喘一声 手一松
模糊的视线只看到可乐在车厢里恣意的飞着,就像滚筒洗衣机一样
里头的人本来是开心的阿~啊~啊~啊~的叫
後来变成 啊!干!啊!撒咪毁啊!干您娘撒小啊!
机器停止後,全部的人都一脸臭脸的走出来,
後头一个面貌凶狠的男人搂着她的女人,她的女人一脸不爽的在擦脸
那个男人大骂
甘您邹骂洗丢几勒咖洨欧北但可乐!!!!!
然後整车的人跟着凶狠的大哥一起左看右看,
这时候原po默默的把手中一直紧握着的瓶盖收进裤子口袋里
原po好朋友在旁边看到这一幕,就转过头来对我说
喂!瓶子要不要拿去丢啊?(认真)
然後瞬间十几个大人的头用一致的频率转过来看着我
我就跑了, 还跑的很快!
板工提醒:内容少於二十字 或 少於三行,会立刻砍文,并视情况劣退!
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1F：推 wilsw645:甘您邹骂洗丢几勒咖洨欧北但可乐!!!!! 08/22 18:19
2F：→ tonychen15:真是好朋友耶=ˇ= 08/22 18:20
3F：推 JasonSin:XXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/22 18:20
4F：→ devil115789:好朋友 08/22 18:22
5F：推 jerome20106:有笑有推 08/22 18:23
6F：推 liu20306:我笑了XD後来有被追杀吗? 08/22 18:24
7F：推 lineagedylan: 好好笑..... 08/22 18:25
8F：→ jerry789789:後来我跑到安全的地方打手机给好朋友说一声干就挂掉了 08/22 18:27
9F：推 rabbit7630:XD 不过坐游乐设施怎麽把可乐带上去喝阿= = 08/22 18:41
10F：推 a00011111143:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/22 18:41
11F：推 nao51aki:XDDDDDDdd 洗衣机好好笑 08/22 18:42
12F：推 acerwei:笑得好痛.... 08/22 18:44
13F：→ q911400:有笑没得推，刚刚推给鸭子了= = 08/22 18:51
14F：推 loubya:可乐洗衣机 08/22 18:51
15F：推 traintrain:推= = 08/22 19:00
16F：推 wayne4102:大笑XDD 08/22 19:00
17F：推 jessica69568:XDDDD 08/22 19:06
18F：推 waoky:我猜是偷带的.. 08/22 19:09
19F：推 Darefire:你那朋友真的是北七= =+ 08/22 19:15
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21F：推 abc1231qa:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/22 19:33
22F：推 fenghoho:XD 08/22 19:36
23F：推 kathymi:笑翻XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/22 19:36
24F：推 hahax52:你朋友看你不爽很久了XD 08/22 19:36
25F：推 yang114:跟他断交啦XDDDDDDDDDDD 08/22 19:37
26F：推 pertb514:我情不自禁的笑了XD 08/22 19:41
27F：推 ggl12two2:笑死我了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/22 19:43
28F：推 sharan0319:XDDDDD 08/22 19:45
29F：推 rimimi707:我的嘴角情不自禁的上扬了.........XDDD 08/22 19:51
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31F：推 hohosamuel:狂笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/22 20:04
32F：推 librann:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/22 20:05
33F：推 LDBBS:好多笑点XDDD 08/22 20:05
34F：推 horry429:好好笑... XD 08/22 20:09
35F：推 yeadean:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/22 20:14
36F：推 nxling0809:哈哈XD 08/22 20:20
37F：嘘 secret0716:彰化来着? 还好我没妹妹 但是有妈妈 洲骂在天上了 08/22 20:21
38F：→ nxling0809:楼上乾彰化啥事.....是非不分 08/22 20:22
39F：推 RuvenFilnir:XDDDDDDD 08/22 20:23
40F：→ chrissuen:很好笑,可是有点危险耶 囧 08/22 20:23
41F：推 majungyi:哈哈哈 08/22 20:31
42F：推 peepers:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/22 20:38
43F：推 flyplayer:XD 08/22 20:42
44F：推 qq00405:真是天真的朋友啊 08/22 20:46
45F：推 mjworld:XDD 08/22 20:46
46F：推 mjworld:这篇有版标的潜力 08/22 20:48
47F：推 kb1023:终於找到你了 08/22 20:58
48F：推 egg61232:笑死我了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/22 20:59
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50F：推 ksion:还蛮屌的 无敌可乐疯火轮XD 08/22 21:09
51F：推 laolaolvmama:哈哈可乐洗衣机 08/22 21:14
52F：推 antiarko:好笑XDDDDD 08/22 21:30
53F：推 henryrita:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/22 21:45
54F：推 porterlevis:真是好兄弟... 08/22 21:49
55F：推 tpd:哈哈哈哈哈 画面一想起来就好好笑！！ 08/22 21:57
56F：推 blacksummer:推!!超有画面!!竟然真的有这种事!! 08/22 22:02
57F：推 s93rm6:超好笑....XD 08/22 22:05
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59F：推 momotalosun:我笑翻了我XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/22 22:32
60F：推 Terry1984:XDDDD 08/22 22:34
61F：推 qoomilk:有笑有推 08/22 22:35
62F：推 masterfuck:▆▅▄拜╰(〒皿〒)╯托▄▅▇◣ 喷可乐，过分吗? 08/22 22:35
63F：推 ashinandyida:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/22 22:35
64F：推 nolander:超好笑!!!!! 08/22 22:38
65F：推 airslas2006:有效有推！！！~~~ 08/22 22:45
66F：推 angel6502:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/22 22:47
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69F：推 arbalest712:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/22 22:54
70F：推 wlxose:看到可乐泼出来，我就狂笑了.....太有画面了！ 08/22 22:55
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72F：推 to6jo3bj6:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/22 22:59
73F：推 k8543:笑的好痛 08/22 23:03
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76F：推 buryalive:被朋友阴了!! 08/22 23:11
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91F：推 YuChenn:啊!干!啊!撒咪毁啊!干您娘撒小啊!XDDD 08/23 00:07
92F：推 icesnow1228:好有画面!这篇怎麽没爆!! 08/23 00:17
93F：→ fally:XDDDDD 娇喘~~~ 08/23 00:19
94F：推 ringotoet:超有画面啊XD 超好笑的啊哈 08/23 00:21
95F：推 berry20cosk:甘您邹骂洗丢几勒咖洨欧北但可乐!!!!! 08/23 00:24
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97F：推 blackfield:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/23 00:50
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99F：推 hydelys:嘴角失守XDDDDDDDD 08/23 00:51
100F：推 pp393952:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/23 00:54
101F：推 MATHEQN:XDDDDDD 肚子好痛 08/23 00:54
102F：推 blanksky:好好笑XDDDDDDD 08/23 00:59
103F：推 GHOSTYEN:深夜了只剩我一个在这边大笑哈哈哈哈哈 08/23 01:05
104F：→ jerry789789:我没有偷带啊! 他们好像没有禁止带饮料(印象中) 08/23 01:08
105F：推 falcon423:有笑有推 甘您邹骂洗丢几勒咖洨欧北但可乐!!!!! 08/23 01:25
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107F：推 axadda:楼上娇喘一声 手一松 08/23 01:26
108F：推 tp6qup3bj6:原po请娇喘!(认真) 08/23 01:29
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117F：推 Belialdeng:半夜疯狂大笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/23 02:04
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121F：推 snowkei:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/23 02:24
122F：推 wewillwin:所以你要等到七月才能上来PO文了吗? 08/23 02:29
123F：推 somopuff:有笑有推 08/23 02:31
124F：推 lucas01:很有画面 08/23 02:34
125F：→ lucas01:不过工作人员应该会先收调你的可乐 08/23 02:36
126F：推 ayudomoto:我笑到哭了XD 08/23 02:41
127F：推 daan123:XDDDDDDDD 08/23 02:58
128F：推 ql6vul4:XDDDDD 08/23 03:02
129F：推 megaboost:笑到喷泪XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/23 03:06
130F：嘘 galoopboy:不能翻译一下吗 08/23 03:08
131F：推 bestshow500:干 超好笑的阿 08/23 03:12
132F：推 crabcrabya:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/23 03:15
133F：推 gemini0237:超级好笑的 啦 08/23 03:22
134F：推 suho:丢西里~当年害我用可乐洗头的凶手~哩卖造 08/23 04:45
135F：→ jamesshot:刚刚才看完绝命终结站3...但是还是颇好笑啦XD 08/23 05:05
136F：推 annyo:不能大笑 内伤中... 08/23 07:24
137F：推 turtleone:帮你翻译 干你祖母是哪一个咖小黑白丢可乐.... 08/23 07:51
138F：→ MediaPlayer:这个好笑到破一百分了 08/23 07:53
139F：→ takomalu:为什麽不马上把可乐往嘴里塞? 08/23 08:02
140F：推 skyalex2007:笑翻掉 不推不行阿 XDDDD 08/23 08:14
141F：推 solikegill:有笑有推!!! 08/23 08:33
142F：推 zaktien:孝道标累!!!! 08/23 09:00
143F：推 yehpo1102:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/23 09:49
144F：推 passguestjay:很久没这麽大笑了 爽！ 08/23 09:56
145F：推 jafifshn4:有笑有推 08/23 10:16
146F：推 ddd87521:滚筒洗衣机超有爆点的XDDDDDD 08/23 10:21
147F：推 kesking:好好笑XDXD 08/23 10:26
148F：推 mimi0914:我笑到眼泪一直流 08/23 10:26
149F：→ andy6001:很有画面XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/23 10:29
150F：推 wen0079:推 08/23 10:50
151F：推 wannabreathe:看了两遍还是好好笑!!!XDDDDDDD 08/23 11:30
152F：推 maytime:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/23 11:54
153F：推 usercl6:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/23 12:07
154F：推 md965088:看一次笑一次XD 08/23 12:10
155F：推 Darius1979:超好笑的XDDDD~ 08/23 12:11
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157F：推 therthreee:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/23 13:08
158F：推 l13579:害我把红茶喷出来了= = 08/23 13:23
159F：推 Armor:有笑有推，但是看到那堆乱码就笑不出来了 08/23 13:24
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162F：推 asusbenq:啊!干!啊!撒咪毁啊!干您娘撒小啊!XDDDDDD 08/23 13:45
163F：推 christin0311:超好笑的 我快笑死了 推爆你 08/23 14:17
164F：推 maydagreen:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/23 14:18
※ HELLRAIDER:转录至看板 joke 08/23 14:32
165F：推 JUDO610:我笑了 08/23 14:45
166F：推 snoocatta:狂笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd 08/23 14:47
167F：推 mrcat:有情有义 XDDD 08/23 15:07
168F：推 jean4330:整个笑趴在电脑前XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/23 15:30
169F：推 dadadunk:阿哈哈咳哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈,嘴包好酸 08/23 15:36
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171F：推 cloudofblue:看完狂笑 不推对不起原po 08/23 15:44
172F：推 vanilla0929:有版标的潜力~~~~笑屎人了~` 08/23 16:06
173F：推 Sargis:本日最好笑... 笑到没力 XD~~~ 08/23 16:06
174F：推 AlphaA7M2:看到滚筒洗衣机笑死 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/23 16:11
175F：推 DUCK5369:娇喘一声XDDDDDD 08/23 16:27
176F：推 richday:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/23 16:34
177F：推 shunchao:XDD 08/23 16:55
178F：推 Eline324:哈哈~笑到口中的饮料差点喷出来 XDD 08/23 17:06
179F：推 JackLoupin:狂笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 话说这台设施是什麽? 08/23 17:20
180F：推 loveless520:好笑XDDDDDD 08/23 17:25
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181F：→ bookjoy:挺好笑得怎没人推! 08/25 08:12
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182F：推 Superkidking:推这位偷换ID的隐藏同学~~ 114.37.134.231 08/28 17:00
183F：推 PuddingPaste:原po好朋友转过来问我?自白?XD 114.32.75.44 08/28 23:52
184F：推 waterelves:谁呀? 118.168.168.39 08/29 00:50