※ [本文转录自 joke 看板] 作者: Baudelaire (与子之别，思心徘徊。) 看板: joke 标题: Re: 转贴 亚拉冈的秘密日记 时间: Sun Dec 29 23:52:32 2002 那我来翻波若莫那段吧.. Day One: Went to Council of Elrond. Aragorn acting all superior as usual. He thinks he's so great because he's shagging that bit of elf crumpet on the side. I mean just because someone has a broad chest, firm, defined muscles, an outdoorsy tan and loads of manly stubble doesn't mean that....what? Got distracted there for a bit. Seem to have agreed to go on some sort of mission while distracted by Aragorn's enormous...rudeness. Ooops. 去艾隆王那里。阿拉肛跟以前一样觉得自己很屌。他以为自己戴了一个精灵头 就很屌喔？我的意思是说，有块大胸肌、一跎肌肉，晒的很阳光，还有一卡车的 乱胡渣也不代表....什麽？被那边分了一会的心... 似乎答应要去某种任务..当我被阿拉肛巨大的...无礼所分心的时候... 马的。 Day Three Stupid Ring, stupid Quest, stupid Fellowship. 白痴戒指，白痴任务，白痴的远征军... Day Four Frodo dropped Ring today. Picked it up, but Aragorn made me give it back. Arrogant bastard. Wonder how he'd feel with Horn of Gondor shoved right up his... Stupid Ring. 佛多今天把戒指掉了，我把它捡起来，阿拉肛要我把它还回去..自大的混蛋， 不知道他被刚铎的号角捅..那里..的时候会怎麽想 白痴戒指。 Day Four: Is obvious that Aragorn is strangely attracted to Frodo. Ha Ha! Ha! Sam will kill him if he tries anything. 阿拉肛非常明显地被佛多奇怪的吸引着.. 嘿嘿嘿... 如果他想干什麽的话...山姆会干掉他。 Day Six: Aragorn still into Frodo. "Boromir, give the Ring back to Froooodoo." "Boromir, let *me* carry Frodo up Caradhras." "Boromir, quit trying to cut off Frodo's head while he's asleep so you can get at the Ring." Blatant favoritism most annoying. 阿拉肛始终在佛多那里.. 「波若莫，把戒指还给佛佛佛佛多。」、「波若莫， 让『我』背佛多上Caradhras山。」「波若莫，别想趁佛多睡觉的时候砍了他的 头来偷戒指...」 爱炫耀的男宠最贱了.. Day Ten: Why isn't Aragorn into me ? 为什麽阿拉肛不在我这里... （我实在翻不出来'into me'.... :P） Day Eleven: Carried Frodo out of Mines of Moria. Kind of liked it, actually. Hope am not turning into pervy hobbit-fancier like Uncle Windermir. Not after what happened to *him.* Merry and Pippin are cute little things, too... In other news, Gandalf died. 把佛多拎过Mines of Moria. 其实满喜欢的.. 希望不要像Uncle Windermir变成变态哈比癖就是了.. Merry跟Pippin也是两只可爱的小东西.. 另外就是，乾豆腐葛了。 Day 30: In Lothlorien. Galadriel quite a babe. Feel sure she was attracted to my rugged yet unwashed manliness. Legolas took a bath in her fountain. Got in trouble. Ha. Ha. Big elfy git. Am quite sure he dyes his hair. Also, he has spot on his nose. Aragorn suggested we take baths as well. Only realized in nick of time he did not mean with each other. Stupid Aragorn. 到了Lothlorien Galadriel根本是个小妞 我觉得她一定被我粗犷而没洗澡的男子气概所吸引啊 热狗拉屎在她的喷泉洗了个澡 遇到麻烦了吧 哈哈哈 大精灵饭桶 确定这家伙的头发是染的 对了 他的鼻子上有痘痘 阿拉肛建议我们也洗个澡 最後才知道他不是说我们帮对方洗.. 白痴阿拉肛... Day 33 : Frodo being all weird about the Ring. Won't even let me look at it. Must admit I had a bit of a tussle with him trying to get a gander at it. Rolled around on him till he went invisible. Resisted urge to have a little cuddle (made easier when he punched me in the face.) Aragorn would be jealous. Ha! 佛多整天戴着那个戒指 甚至不让我我看看他 必须承认为了看这玩意一眼跟他 扭打了一下 跟他滚来滚去 到他不见为止... 抑制住搂住他爱抚的冲动.. （当他打我的时候应该比较容易吧.. 阿拉肛一定很嫉妒 哈哈 Day 35: Killed by orcs. Stupid orcs. 被半兽人干掉了。 白痴半兽人...。 -- 这不再是一个简单的故事 在这个故事里 有我和你，还有很多人 < 北岛，爱情故事 > --

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