Opposite Day '13 http://profootballmock.com/facebookchat/nfl-qbs-facebook-opposite-day-13/ COLIN KAEPERNICK THINK ABOUT IT. Cutler is 3-0? The Panthers shut someone out? A Rookie beats me in my own stadium? ANDREW LUCK I'm not a rookie. COLIN KAEPERNICK SHUT UP. The only explanation that makes any sense is that we are experiencing another opposite day. DREW BREES That's ridiculous. You need more proof than that to convince me. CLEVELAND BROWNS FANS WHOO-HOO! CLEVELAND ACTUALLY WON A FOOTBALL GAME! DREW BREES OH MY GOD, IT'S TRUE! . . . . . ADRIAN PETERSON CHRISTIAN PLUNGER, YOU LOST THE GAME FOR US AGAIN! CHRISTIAN PONDER My name is Ponder. And no I didn't. ADRIAN PETERSON I AM THE GREATEST RB OF OUR GENERATION, PLUNGER! YET HERE I AM TOILING AWAY ON A CRAPPY TEAM THAT CAN'T PUT DECENT TALENT AROUND ME! (BARRY SANDERS sympathizes with this) CHRISTIAN PONDER Why are you blaming me? Blame the defense that couldn't stop the likes of Brian Hoyer! ADRIAN PETERSON YOU OF ALL LOSERS ARE IN NO POSITION TO JUDGE ANYONE, PONDSCUM, YOU HAMSTER HEARTED COCKGOBLIN! CHRISTIAN PONDER My name is Plunger. CHRISTIAN PONDER I MEAN PONDER. . . . . . COLIN KAEPERNICK BUT ON OPPOSITE DAY, ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE! PEYTON MANNING BLACK CAN BE WHITE! GENO SMITH UP CAN BE DOWN! DREW BREES JEFF DANIELS CAN WIN AN EMMY AWARD OVER THE CLEARLY SUPERIOR BRYAN CRANSTON! . . . . . CAM NEWTON HOLY CRAP YOU GUYS! The Seahawks beat the Jaguars 41-17! RYAN TANNEHILL OMG, THAT...doesn't sound that surprising, actually. CAM NEWTON I don't think you understand me. THE JAGUARS ACTUALLY SCORED 17 POINTS! JAKE LOCKER WHAT? BUT HOW? PEYTON MANNING THAT'S LIKE A FULL MONTH'S PRODUCTION FROM THEIR OFFENSE! --

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