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标题[转录][英文笑话] 手术时最不想听到的对话
时间Wed Sep 7 11:21:09 2005
※ [本文转录自 joke 看板]
作者: KoShiyen (
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标题: [英文笑话] 手术时最不想听到的对话
时间: Wed Sep 7 09:11:40 2005
1. Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.
还是留着好, 解剖的时候会用到。
2. "Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness."
黑暗之神呀, 接受我们的献祭吧。
3. Bo! Bo! Come back with that. Bad dog!
喂喂! 那玩意儿不能咬走。你这只贱狗!。
4. Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?
等一下, 如果这是脾脏, 那个是什麽?。
5. Hand me that... uh... that uh... that thingy there.
给我...呃...叫什麽来着...反正就是那边那个。
6. Oh no! Where's my Rolex.
喔不! 我的劳力士表呢?
7. Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived from 500 ml of this stuff before?
糟糕! 嘿, 你看过有人流了 500cc 这玩意儿还不死的吗?
8. There go the lights again?
灯又熄了?
9. "Ya know, there's big money in kidneys? and this guy's got two of 'em."
你知道肾脏可以卖很多钱吗? 这家伙刚好有两个。
10. Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!
大家让开! 我隐形眼镜掉了!
11. Could you stop that thing from beating; it's throwing off my concentration.
能不能让那玩意儿别再跳了? 我都不能专心。
12. What's this doing here?
这玩意儿在这儿干嘛?
13. I hate it when they're missing stuff in here.
我最恨他们老是把东西忘在里面。
14. That's cool. Now can you make his leg twitch by pressing that one?!
酷! 你再试试压压那一颗, 看他脚会不会抽动。
15. Well folks, this will be an experiment for all of us.
好吧各位, 我们大家都可以来试验看看。
16. Sterile schmerile. The floor's clean, right?
消毒消毒。地板很乾净对吧?
17. OK, now take a picture from this angle. This is truly a freak of nature.
好, 从这个角度再照一张。还真没见过这麽诡异的玩意儿。
18. This patient has already had some kids, am I correct?
病人已经有小孩了对吗?
19. Nurse, did this patient sign an organ donation card?
护士, 病人签过器官捐赠卡了吗?
20. Don't worry. I think it is sharp enough.
别担心, 我想应该够利的
21. What do you mean "You want a divorce?!?"
什麽叫做 "你要跟我离婚"?
22. FIRE! FIRE! Everyone get out!
失火啦! 失火啦! 大家快出去!
23. Oh no! Page 47 of the manual is missing!
喔, 不! 手册第 47 页不见了!
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