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标题[转录][童年] 5岁小孩的问题
时间Thu Aug 20 21:02:59 2009
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作者: cindycocoro (cocoro) 看板: StupidClown
标题: [童年] 5岁小孩的问题
时间: Tue Aug 18 21:29:30 2009
一个五岁小孩在练习说英文
突然问妈妈一句
妈妈，男人是...........................................toy吗??
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帮我推一个:)
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1F：推 ciffme:XD 08/18 21:30
2F：推 ray8076:帮你推XD 孩子有前途 08/18 21:31
3F：推 kuro50624:妈妈 那玩具是boy吗? 08/18 21:32
4F：推 xdbutterfly:XD 孩子有前途 08/18 21:32
5F：推 goanylength:孩子的教育不能等... 08/18 21:34
6F：推 lithaimo:(长大後) 踩在男人身上 手持皮鞭 大喊:所有男人都是我的 08/18 21:44
7F：→ lithaimo:玩具 哈哈哈~~~阿~~哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 08/18 21:45
8F：→ lithaimo:麦奇: OH NO~~~~ 08/18 21:45
9F：推 bobboo:那孩子是男孩吗？ 08/18 21:49
10F：→ io0i4410wa:妈妈:儿子阿 男人是Toy 是给女人的玩具 08/18 21:51
11F：推 Puchucat:XD 好好笑唷 08/18 21:55
12F：推 lucky3:XD GJ~ 08/18 21:57
13F：推 bobby800305:妈妈，男人是…女人的…toy吗?? (误 08/18 21:58
14F：推 quietvox:有前途XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/18 21:58
15F：推 minimilk:爸爸：我不要被玩...（哭着跑开） 08/18 22:00
16F：→ andrew0714:妈妈:平常都是我当你爸的TOY...>"< 08/18 22:02
17F：→ porterlevis:好呀我帮你推一个!!!可是CD中捏~ 08/18 22:03
18F：推 prereality:我推~......但是孩子需要再教育= = 08/18 22:04
19F：推 porterlevis:我来推文了 08/18 22:09
20F：推 timgunn:哈哈哈哈TOY!!!! 08/18 22:10
21F：推 toxicant:XD 08/18 22:12
22F：推 MAHORA:这孩子有前途XD 08/18 22:14
23F：推 angelo21:推推 08/18 22:15
24F：推 explode256:有前途! 08/18 22:16
25F：推 IOrange:孩子的教育不能等... 08/18 22:18
26F：推 egg61232:有前途！XD 08/18 22:19
27F：推 cwmeimei:真的有前途哈哈哈 08/18 22:21
28F：推 gtyyxoxo:好令人害羞的问题.. 08/18 22:22
29F：推 pololo61201:XDD 08/18 22:22
30F：推 deblue:>\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\< 08/18 22:24
31F：推 tmmtilc:孩子的学习不能等... 08/18 22:24
32F：推 ctjh901118:去哪家学美语的我家小孩也要送去XD 08/18 22:25
33F：推 acuteappletw:XDDDDDDDD 08/18 22:28
34F：推 frondo:这小孩是男的还是女的@@" 08/18 22:28
35F：推 alice5335:突然发现我的帐号好惊奇= = 08/18 22:33
36F：推 littlesheepy:楼上新警察 08/18 22:34
37F：推 Sweach:小孩有"钱"途... 08/18 22:35
38F：→ ky3513:XDDDDD 08/18 22:37
39F：推 lucky91072:哈哈哈~~!!! 08/18 22:40
40F：推 idlf:XDDDD 08/18 22:40
41F：推 rmp78912:XD 08/18 22:41
42F：推 ksccyh:听你的!!! 推!! 08/18 22:44
43F：推 superbabyer:XDDD 08/18 22:48
44F：推 a123882002:我偏不推!怎样.... 08/18 22:52
45F：推 flyvsmax:有前途...赏你个推... 08/18 22:53
46F：推 jessica69568:楼上的还是推了押XDDDD 08/18 22:54
47F：推 lovelifegirl:好听话XDDD 推! 08/18 23:00
48F：推 N410884:这小孩好样的!XDD 08/18 23:00
49F：→ isaza:儒子可教也 08/18 23:04
50F：推 magicartist:XD 08/18 23:08
51F：推 aeolusofryu:为什麽叫我推 08/18 23:08
52F：推 TPR: 孩子的教育不能等 08/18 23:08
53F：推 dahum97:好啦帮你推一个 08/18 23:11
54F：推 crispin:平时跟谁学英语?爸爸吗? 08/18 23:15
55F：→ penril0326:看到我的帐号吓一跳@@ 很好笑XDD 08/18 23:18
56F：推 m395689:有前途... 08/18 23:19
57F：推 debitako:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/18 23:27
58F：推 jasmineyou:偏不推= = 08/18 23:36
59F：推 endlessgreen:这似乎不是唯一的解... 08/18 23:38
60F：推 clairefly:XDDDDDDDDDD 08/18 23:48
61F：推 lovepi1110:看破红尘的小孩... 08/18 23:49
62F：推 ognam:太棒了 08/18 23:58
63F：推 chieferic:GJ!!! 08/18 23:59
64F：→ lovagin0816:太有前途 08/19 00:00
65F：推 love4523:推！ 08/19 00:02
66F：推 dsl159357:推~ 08/19 00:04
67F：推 candy77:他应该是要问BOY吧~~XDDD 08/19 00:06
68F：推 tinyrain:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/19 00:08
69F：推 MacGyvers:BOY是游戏 08/19 00:10
70F：推 glen0828:楼上的梗好笑～ＸＤ 08/19 00:14
71F：推 benzer:中肯 推推 08/19 00:14
72F：推 kero123:推一个 08/19 00:16
73F：推 svg1031:小孩是男的还女的... 08/19 00:22
74F：推 buntafujiwar:good 08/19 00:27
75F：推 charlie98783:推...只是你哪位阿XDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/19 00:35
76F：推 gary30603:.... 08/19 00:38
77F：推 atomupizza47:推! XDDDDDD 08/19 00:42
78F：推 victorcoo:哈哈哈哈 08/19 00:43
79F：推 garnettwang:有效有推 08/19 00:46
80F：推 wednesday323:有笑有推 08/19 00:56
81F：推 iamloser:帮推～（签名档是。。。。？？ 08/19 00:59
82F：推 Thisisnotptt:男人种类:工具人、玩具人、阳具人 我偏好当最後一种 08/19 01:04
83F：推 eugenia10025:是谁点名我推? 不过这孩子说的还真对... 08/19 01:05
84F：推 coolmayday:这孩子不简单...一语道破红尘 08/19 01:06
85F：推 forever315:我来了~~推 08/19 01:17
86F：推 jazye:贝卡斯：喔~游戏BOY~你是我的BOY 08/19 01:21
87F：推 berry20cosk:一语中的啊（拇指） 到处都是新警察ˊˇˋ 08/19 01:30
88F：推 asami:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/19 01:34
89F：推 hshellen:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/19 01:43
90F：推 mq20908:有前途的小孩~ 08/19 01:43
91F：推 david014590:不对!男人绝对是MAN呀... 08/19 01:49
92F：推 th:真是聪明的孩子，你玩TOY的TOY，TOY的TOY就会跑出它的唾液喔～ 08/19 02:04
93F：推 treeboymsyan:.....是"凸喔"--->tool 08/19 02:08
94F：推 thunder0425:刚喝饮料差点喷出来......XDDDD 08/19 02:16
※ asdofe:转录至看板 CSHS57th314 08/19 02:17
95F：推 bestshow500:哈哈 童言无忌好可爱 08/19 02:20
96F：推 w94fu03xk7:我推... 08/19 05:32
97F：推 asok20052000:我推~ 08/19 06:01
98F：推 homestar1980:Yes sir! 我推! 08/19 06:27
99F：推 fan781016:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/19 06:38
100F：推 those0:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/19 07:57
101F：推 kop5236:推什麽 toy麽 是把toy推倒麽= =(误) 08/19 08:05
102F：推 onlyverity:孩子的教育部能等阿.. 08/19 08:30
103F：推 canon168:我推~ 08/19 08:38
104F：推 sciv:这孩子有前途.... 08/19 08:47
105F：推 dokeo:我来推文了~TOYTOYTOY~ 08/19 08:55
106F：推 ilyjj:有前途的孩子 08/19 09:16
107F：推 mark0325:我只能被玩 哭哭 08/19 09:29
108F：推 xwizardry:男人不是TOY，是桂! 08/19 09:57
109F：推 sillycee:孩子教育不能等啊 08/19 09:57
110F：推 rabbit50331:对他妈来说是的.... 08/19 10:12
111F：推 beck1987:孩子的教育不能等 但也不是这样的阿.. 08/19 10:18
112F：推 bcd91:我推~ 08/19 10:20
113F：推 LTY24:爆吧 08/19 10:22
114F：推 sandy10626:推+1=ˇ='' 08/19 10:29
115F：推 eylen:哈哈 是 08/19 10:34
116F：推 yifeiangela:XDDDDDDDDDD 08/19 11:01
117F：推 herbertking:不对喔~~对我来说女人还是我的Toy~~ 08/19 11:08
118F：推 iiiey:孩子有前途!!!XD 08/19 11:18
119F：推 future4116:toy~~哈哈~XD 08/19 11:37
120F：推 hapred:推! toy... 我也要!! 08/19 11:45
121F：推 cscscs:哈哈哈 这孩子有前途~~~~~~ 08/19 11:58
122F：推 play1983:是! 08/19 12:01
123F：推 kinofptt:toy!推！ 08/19 12:26
124F：推 stuacne:有前途的小孩 08/19 12:27
125F：推 zq1241:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/19 12:50
126F：推 tim771115:前途一片光明的小孩!! 08/19 12:50
127F：推 milk17689:哈哈哈XD 08/19 13:15
128F：推 chiclare:哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 08/19 13:16
129F：推 antony827:有前途!! 08/19 13:20
130F：→ teofil:XD 08/19 13:28
131F：推 lovmina:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/19 13:58
132F：推 smile75:有笑有推XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd 08/19 14:14
133F：推 alicksc:贝卡斯说:游戏是boy~ 08/19 14:29
134F：推 ysncn:人...人家才不帮你推呢>/////<（羞奔） 08/19 14:32
135F：推 BakaBear:有笑有推 XDDDDDDDDD 08/19 14:34
136F：推 JCENA:推！ 08/19 14:46
137F：推 motorolax14:国家未来的栋梁!! 08/19 14:53
138F：推 windhsu:CALL ME QUEEN~~~~! 08/19 15:01
139F：推 loving1030:这个有好笑到XDDDDDDDD 08/19 15:08
140F：推 dayaba:不知道为什麽 眼泪流了下来(推) 08/19 15:27
141F：推 evilpoa:有前途 08/19 15:30
142F：推 chih5120:钱夫人+1 08/19 15:32
143F：推 cloudykid:推就推= = 08/19 15:40
144F：推 Tingrock:国家有希望了! 08/19 15:51
145F：推 howard312:台湾的教育 怎麽了? 如果男人是toy 女人何尝不enjoy? 08/19 15:54
146F：推 LZboy:....... 08/19 16:05
147F：推 lovebu:XD 小孩前途无限 08/19 16:11
148F：推 j610200:是的 是toy 08/19 16:31
149F：→ cindycocoro:哇~竟然爆了!!优文破蛋^^ 08/19 16:33
150F：推 stevely:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/19 16:52
151F：推 yeppo:GOOD!!XDD ! 08/19 17:02
152F：推 lava6510:.................................................. 08/19 17:05
153F：推 xoxoxox:哈哈哈 XDDDDDD 08/19 17:17
154F：推 RedGel:男人是car 男孩才是toy 08/19 17:17
155F：→ xogm9031939:XDXDXDXDXDXD 08/19 17:20
156F：推 snoopyromeo:嘴角失守!!!!!!!!!!!! 08/19 17:24
157F：推 doumir:好笑好笑XDD 08/19 18:54
158F：推 ruby950127:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/19 19:14
159F：推 usercl6:有前途!! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/19 19:20
160F：推 shibaookenta:有後劲XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/19 19:31
161F：嘘 gerry99921:帮优 08/19 19:49
162F：推 error15:嘴角失守!!!! 08/19 19:51
163F：推 seaweed1520:.... 08/19 19:51
164F：推 cashko:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/19 20:00
165F：嘘 gerry99921:优 08/19 20:01
166F：推 feit:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/19 20:05
167F：推 kimiyoko:男孩:马麻 那playboy呢? 08/19 20:09
168F：嘘 gerry99921:优 08/19 20:20
169F：推 witchwy2004:优文 08/19 20:23
170F：推 cheetah256:哈哈哈 08/19 20:23
171F：推 oliviawind:推 08/19 20:34
172F：推 toyi:是 toyi !! 08/19 20:40
173F：推 carrot180cm:我推签名档!!!吓到我了...还想说谁暗恋我...囧 08/19 20:52
174F：推 judy36:推 08/19 21:12
175F：→ richday:我想了一阵子後才懂ORZ 08/19 21:37
176F：嘘 w147w:想太多...不好笑还给你推...神经病!! 08/19 21:44
177F：推 FreshPun:帮推一个~好中肯 08/19 21:52
178F：推 neilan:让他爆..让他爆..让他爆 08/19 21:52
179F：推 fairy17:推! 08/19 21:57
180F：推 znev:XD 08/19 22:18
181F：推 hoojoshua:XDDDDDDD 08/19 22:19
182F：推 kerron:推 08/19 22:37
183F：推 whorubaba:好可爱=D 08/19 22:38
184F：推 sanyong:XDD 08/19 22:44
185F：→ oplk:有笨到XDD 08/19 22:57
186F：推 aarongpx:他前途无限阿 去当外交官玩死那些官员吧 08/19 23:08
187F：推 xgodtw:攘夷joy~ 08/19 23:28
188F：推 g6526g:推~~~~~~~~~~boy~~~~~~~~~~~ 08/19 23:33
189F：推 chejung:推 08/19 23:36
190F：推 raining0620:这孩子有前途XDD 08/20 00:07
191F：推 wInIc:有前途啊XDDD 08/20 00:15
192F：推 BeNaughty:天才内!!!!! 08/20 00:33
193F：推 JiPuSai:男人是joystick... 08/20 01:04
194F：推 toybear:原来我是"男人"熊 08/20 01:53
195F：推 wayne0130:十年计画 十年计画 以下开放报名 08/20 02:58
196F：推 hippo1120:那小孩野心真大XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/20 10:48
197F：→ Yie:太可怕了。 08/20 11:15
198F：推 zerothomas8:Toy boy... 08/20 12:14
199F：推 blackdoglu:推签名档...害我盯原po帐号想了很久XD 08/20 12:46
200F：推 ishtarmms:这个孩子有前途！ 08/20 13:20
201F：推 gum98989:帮你推~XD 08/20 14:04
202F：推 night011:GOOD TOY!! 08/20 14:28
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