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标题[转录][恍神] 乡民的30CM...
时间Fri Oct 3 09:54:55 2008
※ [本文转录自 StupidClown 看板]
作者: JangM (我是小涓) 看板: StupidClown
标题: [恍神] 乡民的30CM...
时间: Wed Oct 1 21:16:35 2008
闪很大...微西斯
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今天下午..
跟闪光爱爱完後
闪光认真的问我一句
[你觉得我的大吗?]
因为刚结束咩...
我很恍神
想都没想
就脱口而出
[乡民有30CM，你有吗？]
闪光马上站起来
甩门出去
他拿起手机
抠了我们共通朋友…………
[陈乡民(同音不同字)!!你他妈跟我女友..............]
陈先生...对不起Orz
因为自家闪光不玩PTT
也就花了好长的时间说明...
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1F：推 altd:PTT害人不浅阿 哈哈 10/01 21:18
2F：推 colaa:瞎了 10/01 21:20
3F：推 god15god:有笑有推...哈哈哈 10/01 21:20
4F：推 BS1017:乡民我原谅你 10/01 21:20
5F：推 dp54012:保安!!可以让人闪完了又西斯闪完了又西斯嘛!!? 10/01 21:22
6F：→ hb0:ㄨㄛˇ ㄒㄧㄚ 惹 ㄎㄎ 10/01 21:23
7F：→ iyonNokia:.......整晚一直被闪..... 10/01 21:23
8F：推 gengar6307:第一句就阵亡了<(◥█████◤△◥█████◤ )> 10/01 21:25
9F：→ ck9472089:ptt害人不浅+1 10/01 21:26
10F：→ lapis0523:会问的就是很在意～你家闪光应该是中等size 10/01 21:30
11F：推 answer1213:哈哈哈 10/01 21:30
12F：推 sheoldark:哈哈 10/01 21:31
13F：推 e962017:瞎了= = 10/01 21:32
14F：→ e962017:可是真的很好笑~版标 10/01 21:33
15F：推 im30cm:不好意思 我对不起你!! 10/01 21:34
16F：推 instant8:楼上等这个梗等很久了吧 10/01 21:34
17F：→ sheoldark:楼上是正解?!XD 10/01 21:34
18F：→ AskaMonkey:好屌的名子.... 10/01 21:35
19F：推 octopusy:铺了多年的梗.... 10/01 21:36
20F：推 Eeyore0913:PTT害人不浅... 10/01 21:37
21F：推 Hans14:XD 这位老兄有没有考虑改名 10/01 21:38
22F：推 nash610:保安!!...保安在哪.....看不到... 10/01 21:40
23F：推 shao781116:囧..........ptt害到这位老兄了............... 10/01 21:41
24F：推 senawei:███████████████████████████ 10/01 21:41
25F：推 coc:这太好笑了 10/01 21:43
26F：推 abortivefrog:太酷了吧~我有30CM 10/01 21:43
27F：推 hilda1112:哈哈....XD 10/01 21:43
28F：推 xantony:哇哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 10/01 21:44
29F：→ taiwan2000:是的！我就是跟原PO....又怎样！！ 10/01 21:44
30F：推 suballhome:"你""他妈"跟"我女友".......3P? 10/01 21:45
31F：推 bbeeaauuttyy: 陈乡民!! 你他妈跟我女友..... 当板标XDDDDD 10/01 21:45
32F：推 kopapa1116:XDD 10/01 21:45
33F：→ kopapa1116:陈乡民!! 你他妈跟我女友... 当板标+1 XDD 10/01 21:46
34F：推 genbin:XD 名叫乡民也很好笑 10/01 21:47
35F：推 F57: 陈为民!! 你他妈跟我女友..... 推齐XDDDDDDDDDD 10/01 21:48
36F：推 shinewithyou:陈乡民!! 你他妈跟我女友... >///< 10/01 21:48
37F：推 im30cm:还好啦 其实我是身高30公分 10/01 21:48
38F：推 shone0000:好样的，陈乡民 10/01 21:50
39F：推 meisterhaft:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/01 21:51
40F：推 circcus: 陈乡民!! 你他妈跟我女友现30公分 推版标+1 10/01 21:52
41F：→ iyonNokia: 推+1 10/01 21:55
42F：推 elittle:这个很好笑 哈哈哈 10/01 21:56
43F：推 xm31gl42:陈乡民!! 你他妈跟我女友... 10/01 21:58
44F：推 zorofans:XDDDDDDDDDDD 10/01 21:59
※ belldany:转录至看板 sex 10/01 22:03
45F：推 chiayen920:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/01 22:03
46F：推 ConflictRB: 陈乡民!! 你他妈跟我女友 10/01 22:05
47F：推 mike0820:陈乡民!! 你他妈跟我女友... 当板标+1 10/01 22:05
48F：推 nanayo:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/01 22:05
49F：推 bruce30609:HAHA... 10/01 22:07
50F：推 puccalin:太好笑了!我笑到流眼泪哦~...........XD 10/01 22:12
51F：推 cashko:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/01 22:13
52F：推 ETJack:XD 10/01 22:14
53F：→ mark0405:真的太好笑了... 10/01 22:15
54F：推 hanaets:笑翻了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/01 22:16
55F：推 smalljonice:有笑到.. 10/01 22:16
56F：推 iuiwer:███████████████████████████ 10/01 22:18
57F：→ walker2009:.........第一句我就吐血了 10/01 22:18
58F：推 wfes8226:[乡民]难道三十公分错了吗? 10/01 22:18
59F：推 Chris501:哈哈哈 好好笑喔XDDDD 10/01 22:19
60F：推 fruittall:哈哈 10/01 22:19
61F：→ mimchu:XXDDDDDDDDXXXDDDDDDDDXXXDDDDDDDDXXXDDDDDDDD 10/01 22:20
62F：推 sephilia:那陈乡民到底几CM= =?(误 10/01 22:20
63F：推 stop1183:陈乡民：我是30mm~不是30cm~XDDDD 10/01 22:21
※ oweiday:转录至看板 joke 10/01 22:21
64F：推 oweiday:借转 10/01 22:21
65F：推 flyinsunmoon:我不争气的笑了 XD 10/01 22:22
66F：推 electrong:板标~XDD 10/01 22:26
67F：推 BSpowerx:原po露馅了XDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/01 22:27
68F：推 gn60311:有30有推 10/01 22:29
69F：推 jsrgei:sorry 10/01 22:29
70F：推 aeer30:有笑就该推 10/01 22:30
71F：推 lonelysmile:哈哈 乡民好无辜 10/01 22:31
72F：推 elwyn:XD 乡民好威!!! 10/01 22:31
73F：推 mydanny:第一句就被击倒勒....0rz 10/01 22:31
74F：推 diy7822:好笑～～ 10/01 22:33
75F：推 greensky199:冏rz…。 10/01 22:33
76F：推 hcijof:XD 10/01 22:34
77F：推 eprockers010:又闪又好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/01 22:38
78F：→ eprockers010:陈乡民:挖勒！靠...北边走，居然被发现了＝＝ 10/01 22:39
79F：→ Yie: 10/01 22:40
80F：推 mischief9997:乡民真无辜 10/01 22:40
81F：推 jackyoyo:陈乡民:躺着也重枪... 10/01 22:41
82F：推 moneyliu:哎呀呀~~我瞎了呀~~ 10/01 22:41
83F：推 BMay:XDDDDD 所以,陈乡民到底有几公分啊??? 10/01 22:41
84F：推 l1290220:今天下午.. 以下空白 虽然我不争气的笑了 10/01 22:43
85F：推 erilinda:陈乡民：干，没干也中枪！ 10/01 22:43
86F：推 BFApollo:嘴角有上扬喔 最後一句威力好大XDDDDDD 10/01 22:45
87F：推 jackyoyo:陈乡民: [超干] 我明明就是50CM 10/01 22:46
88F：推 snowinlove:这篇有好笑到XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/01 22:49
89F：推 khch:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/01 22:54
90F：推 Maylanis:陈乡民!! 你他妈跟我女友... 10/01 22:55
91F：推 LEONSQTWO:借转黑特 10/01 22:57
※ LEONSQTWO:转录至看板 Hate 10/01 22:57
92F：推 caesar119:我表哥叫陈民乡~ 10/01 22:59
93F：推 san13:笑点是在於朋友叫 " 陈乡民 " 吧 10/01 23:01
94F：推 fabienne7:超好笑的... 10/01 23:02
95F：推 KY:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/01 23:03
96F：推 ffcc55:XD 10/01 23:05
97F：推 befriendly:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/01 23:06
98F：推 nicoshun:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/01 23:07
99F：推 botdog:陈乡民!! 你他妈跟我女友... 10/01 23:07
100F：推 jpskylinegtr:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/01 23:07
101F：推 banana1129:XDDDDDD 後劲好强哦~~~ 10/01 23:08
102F：推 juanmao:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/01 23:12
103F：推 bymeee:陈乡民! 太好笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/01 23:14
104F：推 qaxkill:超好笑!!! 10/01 23:15
105F：推 cordyceps:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/01 23:15
106F：推 e26g:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/01 23:16
107F：推 nabiqueen:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/01 23:16
108F：推 applore:我笑了... 10/01 23:16
109F：推 enim:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/01 23:17
110F：推 j2d0025:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/01 23:18
111F：推 xy700145:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/01 23:18
112F：→ kent0925:保安!!可以让人闪完了又西斯闪完了又西斯嘛!!? 10/01 23:19
113F：→ micronetplor:真的假的 10/01 23:20
114F：推 jeff21115:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/01 23:21
115F：推 mnnmmn:(‧Q‧) 真对不起你喔... 10/01 23:22
116F：推 vgbvgb:= =有点惨 10/01 23:22
117F：推 wjf:100 推!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 10/01 23:23
118F：推 t8410011:乡民害人不浅!? 哈哈哈XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/01 23:23
119F：推 ienhppns:比上面假娃娃脸还闪 10/01 23:24
120F：推 uryuuhosino:可以板标拉XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/01 23:27
121F：推 littleheart:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/01 23:28
122F：推 whoami885:版标XXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/01 23:28
123F：推 inmine:太好笑了 XDD 10/01 23:28
124F：推 hollowable:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/01 23:29
125F：推 sunluna:XDDDD "乡民有30CM 你有吗??" 10/01 23:30
126F：推 Ferrero0212:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/01 23:36
127F：推 Tenging:所以只好再度西斯赔不是 XDDDD 10/01 23:39
128F：→ amigo0721:陈乡民 ! 你他妈跟我女友..................! 10/01 23:41
129F：推 a5180742:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/01 23:44
130F：推 love0502me:这笑死我了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/01 23:46
131F：推 chen3040:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/01 23:49
132F：嘘 bigpujols: 10/01 23:52
133F：推 bigpujols:sorry 10/01 23:54
134F：推 LENS1928:有笑有推XD 10/01 23:56
135F：推 mocca000:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/01 23:56
136F：推 xcvbnm54:乡民...害人不浅啊!! XDD 10/01 23:58
137F：推 ytcytc: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/02 00:00
138F：推 bettyling:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/02 00:06
139F：推 npermit:一整个很好笑XD 10/02 00:11
140F：推 ab1090714:超好笑拉！ 乡民的30cm太威了 10/02 00:11
141F：推 waid:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/02 00:20
142F：推 wfuw:好笑 10/02 00:24
143F：推 annze:太好笑了.... 10/02 00:38
144F：→ mg2468:我有30CM 你男朋友有嘛? 10/02 00:40
145F：→ kkoowwee1102: 是 30 CM 高的乡民吗?? 那是拇指姑娘 10/02 00:40
146F：→ loveariel:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/02 00:46
147F：推 vense:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 只能说是PTT害人不浅........ 10/02 00:47
148F：推 IDAY:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/02 00:51
149F：推 christine015:版标!!哈哈哈~太北七了 10/02 00:51
150F：推 Lordskylimit:陈乡民!!你TMD跟我女友..... 10/02 00:54
151F：推 vanilla6:我笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/02 00:55
152F：推 eveshie:XDDDDD 10/02 01:06
153F：推 alentek: ptt 务我医生 XD (注音好棒 10/02 01:06
154F：→ barbariane: 误我一生 10/02 01:07
155F：推 NONOLO:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/02 01:17
156F：推 peja0711:██████████████████████████ 10/02 01:18
157F：推 melody7812:█████████████████████████ 10/02 01:26
158F：推 freesaviour:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/02 01:36
159F：推 npmins:超好笑!!! 10/02 01:41
160F：推 calcium:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/02 01:42
161F：推 tale1234:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/02 01:52
162F：→ miduki:= = 10/02 01:57
163F：推 dodohome:今天下午 跟 後面空白 10/02 02:25
164F：推 MacGyverPTT:█████████████████████████ 10/02 02:42
165F：嘘 SoSmooth:最好有人叫陈乡民 10/02 05:12
166F：推 aaaa59:爆!!! 很好笑 XDDD 10/02 05:22
167F：推 loveRyoko:都说同音不同字了 楼楼上被闪到脑羞了吧 10/02 07:00
168F：推 sr:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/02 08:55
169F：推 a54jack:XDDDDDDDDDDD 10/02 09:10
170F：推 ice520:陈骧旻 科科 10/02 10:37
171F：推 harinezumi:陈相铭 颗颗 10/02 10:56
172F：→ BluesHarp:陈襄明 10/02 10:58
173F：推 mugenrick:真是够大，陈乡民 10/02 11:00
174F：→ Ignor:███████████████████████████ 10/02 11:08
175F：推 milufarm:陈乡民：躺着也中枪！ 10/02 11:19
176F：→ kurtsun:我相信有人叫乡民，我姊夫叫线民 = = 10/02 11:50
177F：→ terix:宪民? 10/02 12:28
178F：→ WishingCat:XD 10/02 12:34
179F：推 ebian:後劲太强了.....超好笑XDDDDDDD 10/02 12:39
180F：→ apple74820:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 要解释清楚阿!!! 10/02 13:29
181F：推 pigiloveu:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/02 13:44
182F：推 KNVSEOC:呵呵!!我不姓陈XDDD 10/02 14:48
183F：推 sunnytutor:闪很大..... 10/02 15:09
184F：推 e9690:好闪好闪好闪 10/02 15:17
185F：推 Adinger:这个乡民是马还是大象阿 = =+ 10/02 15:36
186F：推 phoebus11:陈乡民:[超干]没上到 还中枪!! 10/02 15:57
187F：推 goingtoa:不推对不起自己 10/02 16:07
188F：推 niegi:笑了...XDDDDDD 10/02 16:15
189F：推 kingofking:哈哈哈 10/02 16:15
190F：→ sleepcc:陈乡民: 糟糕 这样也被发现XD 10/02 16:21
191F：推 satose:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/02 16:50
※ CrazyMoon:转录至看板 NTUmed91 10/02 17:13
192F：推 aiasa0324:好可怜的陈先生 （大笑不止 10/02 17:15
193F：推 Gonocurrus:XDD 10/02 17:26
194F：推 a908350614:这个好好笑XDDDDDD!推推推! 10/02 18:14
195F：推 chaoenr:你的第一行 你确定真的只有微西斯吗？？ 10/02 18:23
196F：→ hydroxy:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/02 18:53
197F：推 stevely:PTT害人不浅 +1 10/02 18:55
198F：推 benifty:<(◥█████◤△◥█████◤ )> 10/02 19:03
199F：推 takming2125:陈乡民!! 你他妈跟我女友... 当板标+1 10/02 19:47
200F：→ crea0520:乡民:躺着也中枪 10/02 19:52
201F：嘘 micronetplor:是很好笑,但是很<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<假>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 10/02 19:58
202F：→ micronetplor:原PO不会是反串女生吧= = 10/02 19:59
203F：推 usercl6:啊哈哈哈超北七的 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/02 20:03
204F：→ usercl6:叫陈相民吧 10/02 20:03
205F：→ usercl6:原po相簿的歌好听~ 10/02 20:03
206F：推 cuccoss:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/02 21:21
207F：嘘 lucas01:tigerblue 10/02 22:11
208F：→ urasea:.........还满难想像女生敢大剌剌的这样PO... 10/02 22:54
209F：推 christen0204:乡民:有躺没躺都会中枪 10/02 23:26
210F：推 ccorz:躺着也中枪~ 10/02 23:40
211F：推 DRmikeice: 陈乡民!! 你他妈跟我女友... 当板标 10/03 00:00
212F：推 scott206: 有部落格...还有照片 这样PO不怎麽好吧= = 10/03 00:07
213F：嘘 kroutony:失败 10/03 00:25
214F：推 redice0703:99~爆 10/03 00:25
真抱歉唷=ㄦ= 我个性就是大剌剌的 甚至有人以为我是男的
我都无所谓啦XD
不过当时情况蛮危险的
拉了几个玩PTT的朋友来帮我解释
虽然他们也有点哭笑不得啦
至於那位陈先生
因为闪光的怒吼我欠他一份蓝蓝路
是後闪光也觉得自己太冲
有跟我说抱歉
觉得我是男的可以去内湖版收寻我ID看看
※ 编辑: JangM 来自: 59.105.30.242 (10/03 01:29)
215F：→ apple012: 这是一行文吧 10/03 01:40
216F：推 BestEgg:原PO是正妹>//////< 10/03 01:44
217F：推 kevabc1:XXXXXXXXXXXD 10/03 08:07
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