作者finx (我一直都在)
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标题沈公上课重点!!
时间Mon Oct 8 22:22:33 2007
※ [本文转录自 StupidClown 看板]
作者: pttlz (工蚁) 看板: StupidClown
标题: [恍神] 在 PTT 待太久了
时间: Sat Sep 29 22:55:45 2007
中午上 ptt
快到一点的时候才出去买午餐吃
与其去自助餐吃人家的剩菜
不如到 7-11 买个完整的便当
选了便当和饮料
心里却还在想着刚刚看到的文章......
「先生, 这边可以结帐」
我将饮料放下并将便当直接拿到店员小姐手上
心里想的是「请帮我微波」
但 PTT 的魔力让我的嘴巴讲出不一样的话:
肛了它 肛了它 肛了它 肛了它 肛了它
肛了它 肛了它 肛了它 肛了它 肛了它
肛了它 肛了它 肛了它 肛了它 肛了它
肛了它 肛了它 肛了它 肛了它 肛了它
肛了它 肛了它 肛了它 肛了它 肛了它
肛了它 肛了它 肛了它 肛了它 肛了它
肛了它 肛了它 肛了它 肛了它 肛了它
肛了它 肛了它 肛了它 肛了它 肛了它
肛了它 肛了它 肛了它 肛了它 肛了它
肛了它 肛了它 肛了它 肛了它 肛了它
肛了它 肛了它 肛了它 肛了它 肛了它
肛了它 肛了它 肛了它 肛了它 肛了它
肛了它 肛了它 肛了它 肛了它 肛了它
店员们和其他在後面等待的顾客突来的冷漠视线
让我感觉这一次的微波似乎有几个小时之久.............................
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1F：推 x0315x:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/29 22:56
2F：推 kwenweichu:XDDD 09/29 22:57
3F：推 iruka7956:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/29 22:57
4F：推 yt7526:这也太扯了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/29 22:58
5F：推 younjken:XDD喷饭了~ 09/29 22:59
6F：推 so74528:一般人应该听不懂阿... 09/29 22:59
7F：推 pttlz:自己的心理作用咩 09/29 23:00
8F：推 ddrenthot:哈... 09/29 23:01
9F：推 justlitwill:所以...顾客与店员...原PO与乡民... 09/29 23:01
10F：推 drugman:这时店员拉下它的裤子....对这便当.... 09/29 23:04
11F：推 kenyon128029:...0.0 09/29 23:06
12F：推 beetle316:肚子笑得好痛！！ 09/29 23:06
13F：推 finalvote:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/29 23:07
14F：推 ZXEVA:便当的味道有股蛋蛋的哀伤..... 09/29 23:07
15F：→ angel8114:微波跟肛有什麽关系..还是那是你想对店员做的事XDD? 09/29 23:07
16F：推 k00207:如果店员也是乡民会怎样@@ 09/29 23:08
17F：推 Nightload:原PO征服了我的嘴角XDD 09/29 23:08
18F：推 gn01155401:10楼....你....... 09/29 23:09
19F：推 BSpowerx:你怎麽讲错的啊这XDDDDDDDD 09/29 23:09
20F：→ fishnurse:XDDDD好好校喔~天阿 09/29 23:11
21F：→ sevenheadsho:大王肛～大王肛～大王肛～大王肛～大王肛～大王肛～ 09/29 23:10
22F：推 linhomeyeu:这也太扯了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/29 23:11
23F：推 g031541:其实光也是微波的一种 所以原PO是想说 "光了他" (殴) 09/29 23:14
24F：推 alin5:XDDDDDDDDDDd 09/29 23:16
25F：推 kotex17:太白目啦XDDDDDD 09/29 23:16
26F：推 l1l1l1l1:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD这太喷饭了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/29 23:16
27F：推 go20205:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 喷饭!!!! 09/29 23:18
28F：推 CindyH:XDDDDDDD为什麽可以这麽好笑XDDDDDDDDD 09/29 23:19
29F：推 orznge:你是要店员肛便当还是叫便当肛店员呢 09/29 23:20
30F：推 purplekt:你害我笑到不行 09/29 23:20
31F：推 e2167471:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD爆爆!!! 09/29 23:21
32F：推 gn00014482:XDDDDDDDDD 09/29 23:21
33F：推 chuehyeh:爆了它XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/29 23:25
34F：推 kilayshou:快上阿~肛了他 09/29 23:28
35F：推 ero7728:囧....差好多 09/29 23:29
36F：推 newbieha:肛得好XD 09/29 23:29
37F：推 hsnuray:你买的是牛奶吧?XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 牛奶是白色的喔 09/29 23:29
38F：推 Puraland:XDXDXDXDXDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/29 23:30
39F：推 royhsia:XD 09/29 23:31
40F：推 APUU:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/29 23:32
41F：推 urdie:店员:等等！我去找五楼来！ 09/29 23:34
42F：推 cathyting:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/29 23:41
43F：推 shinyhaung:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/29 23:48
44F：推 minground:XDDDDDDDDDDD 09/29 23:48
45F：推 echelen:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 天阿我肚子好痛 09/29 23:49
46F：推 tawei229:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD肛肛好 09/29 23:50
47F：推 ehrlich:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/29 23:53
48F：推 wolfwolf:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/29 23:54
49F：推 shadowmoon:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd 09/29 23:58
50F：推 koyako:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/29 23:59
51F：推 reka:XD有笑到... 09/30 00:02
52F：推 kai08130623:让这篇爆XD 09/30 00:03
53F：推 riku:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/30 00:04
54F：推 e12401421:靠夭 爆点好大XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/30 00:07
55F：推 l791016:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/30 00:08
56F：推 natsumi0416:给他爆吧XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/30 00:09
57F：推 wantcoco:肛了它 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/30 00:10
58F：推 lighttodie:肛了这篇吧~~~ 09/30 00:16
59F：推 nokia6230:让他爆~~ 09/30 00:20
60F：推 wanger:靠杯....太爆笑了吧.... 09/30 00:21
61F：推 CYFJames:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 推到爆吧! 09/30 00:22
62F：推 kizu1124:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/30 00:24
63F：推 cactus22:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/30 00:27
64F：→ Tenging:XDDDD 09/30 00:29
65F：推 tunya704:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD太夸张了XDDD 09/30 00:30
66F：推 ictttu:XDDDDDDDDDDD 超好笑 09/30 00:30
67F：→ hippopotamas:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/30 00:32
68F：推 meril:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/30 00:33
69F：推 orangebang:哈哈哈你有病喔XDDDD 09/30 00:34
70F：推 ilww:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/30 00:34
71F：推 mclaren99:楼上XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/30 00:37
72F：推 music11162:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD害我差点被我室友送去精神病院 09/30 00:40
73F：推 ghusd77:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/30 00:40
74F：推 housecat:徵求勇者月工便当... 09/30 00:43
75F：推 BleuCiel69:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/30 00:48
76F：推 jeffasdog:XDDDDDDDDDDD 09/30 00:50
77F：推 differe94nt:香名的命!!!! 09/30 00:53
78F：推 lolikung:肛肛好 09/30 00:53
79F：推 jaiyalas:旧制涨..XDDDDDDDD 09/30 00:57
80F：推 faczzona:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/30 00:59
81F：推 Hazel0906:肛什麽肛 09/30 01:00
82F：推 yipy:店员:等等！我去找五楼来！ 09/30 01:02
83F：推 nickzn:太扯了。。。。XDDDD 09/30 01:04
84F：推 YilanRay:要肛几分钟才刚刚好? 09/30 01:06
85F：推 nvbear:XDDDDDD真夸张 09/30 01:13
86F：推 tbc666:店员:等等！我去找五楼来！ 09/30 01:14
87F：推 nccq:笑在口里 甜在心理 09/30 01:17
88F：推 rimwumcc:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/30 01:17
89F：推 shinome:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/30 01:20
90F：推 y603amy3:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/30 01:27
91F：推 beatrizjuan:只有乡民才懂的爆点啊XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/30 01:29
92F：推 YKai:一共肛了65次 XD 09/30 01:37
93F：推 whatisreal:[超干]帮客人微波热狗要被 月工~ 09/30 01:38
94F：推 nightcomes:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/30 01:42
95F：推 sunnylex:肛肛好 09/30 01:59
96F：推 sayuriefz:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/30 02:03
97F：推 tennis:有笑有推XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/30 02:08
98F：推 ielaw:肛了它~肛了它~肛了它~肛了它~肛了它~肛了它~肛了它~肛了它~ 09/30 02:12
99F：推 ladyevee:还没爆耶~扛了他XD 09/30 02:17
100F：推 joywhale412:XDDDD好久没喷笑了 09/30 02:18
101F：推 aaaaafat:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/30 02:23
102F：推 greendragonx:超好笑啦 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/30 02:23
103F：推 grop:原po想肛店员 09/30 02:26
104F：推 littlesafe:笑在心里 爆在便当里 09/30 02:26
105F：推 timchung:XD...笑死...乡民当太久 09/30 02:26
106F：推 gilolo:差点萤幕上就有我口中的饮料了… 09/30 02:27
107F：→ ielaw:各单位注意~这里快要被肛暴了~快让它暴肛吧 09/30 02:30
108F：推 whatisreal:[努力]月工好推一个99 09/30 02:30
109F：推 badturtle:肛了他 = =" 09/30 02:31
110F：→ whatisreal:微波太久真的会爆~被爆米花打过= = 09/30 02:31
111F：推 deathboy:100!!!!\(@^0^@)/ 09/30 02:32
112F：→ deathboy:慢了 ˊˋ 09/30 02:32
113F：推 teoteo:超好笑啦 给它爆 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/30 02:32
114F：→ whatisreal:没爆吗??继续月工........月工女子 09/30 02:32
115F：→ whatisreal:爆了~我月工到自己了>口< 09/30 02:34
116F：推 Doris707:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/30 02:41
117F：推 fancyrex:我笑翻了............... 09/30 02:53
118F：推 r5252:XDDD 09/30 02:57
119F：推 pttlz:头爆感言: 感谢大家的支持.ptt待这麽久,头一回爆了 09/30 02:56
120F：→ pttlz:心中高兴不是因为爆了,而是这篇证明我已是ptt百分百的乡民 09/30 02:57
121F：→ pttlz:更高兴的是,那个被肛的便当........真 的 很 好 吃 09/30 02:59
122F：→ pttlz:乡民万岁 ptt万岁～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～ 09/30 03:00
123F：→ pttlz:咦？乡民们呢？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？ 09/30 03:00
124F：推 y2k2001year:乡民们睡了︿︿ 09/30 03:58
125F：推 jyunwei:为什麽本来没笑想了三十秒那情景就笑了ＸＤ 09/30 05:53
126F：推 ainne:中毒太深了~~ XDDDD 09/30 08:24
127F：推 wacow1106:多想二秒钟，你可以不用肛 09/30 08:45
128F：推 Johhan:这个後劲好强XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd 09/30 09:03
129F：推 Tamama56:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/30 09:18
130F：推 weijen1027:不推不行XD 09/30 09:52
131F：推 ligar: 喷了 XD 09/30 10:15
132F：推 coffeecocoa:XDDDDDDDD 哈哈哈 09/30 10:41
133F：推 reliberathe:XD太好笑了XDDDDD 肛了他~肛了他 09/30 10:49
134F：推 windmars:XDDDDD 09/30 11:22
135F：→ lin089170:洨味便当 XDD 09/30 11:28
136F：推 hyelim:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 太扯了啦 09/30 11:38
137F：推 dsch:XDDDDD 09/30 12:06
138F：推 skysadong:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/30 12:29
139F：推 chriswen:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/30 12:36
140F：推 parcae:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/30 12:42
141F：→ mouse10389:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/30 12:58
142F：推 FUNic:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 肛得好﹗ 09/30 13:06
143F：推 SallyArthur:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 赞! 09/30 13:12
144F：→ inale:XD 09/30 13:39
145F：推 Kapenza:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD哇哈哈哈哈哈XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/30 13:50
146F：推 Satosss:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/30 14:31
147F：推 h2ono1:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/30 15:21
148F：推 jwcs:你赢了 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/30 15:34
149F：推 dementquiet:我现在和我先生说话...也都说"肛了他!!"...A害 09/30 15:36
150F：推 flylover:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/30 16:30
151F：推 PacificBlue:XD 09/30 17:36
152F：推 WXIII:月工月工女子XDDDDDDDDD 09/30 18:49
153F：推 dormice: 孩子，书可以多念，ptt不可以多上，不要整天肛来肛去 09/30 19:03
154F：推 stoptalking:超好笑的啦 09/30 19:12
155F：推 fsummery:好笑 09/30 19:35
156F：推 onlywei:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/30 19:48
157F：推 mclaren99:大王肛!!! 09/30 19:59
158F：推 MMQSben:XDDDDDDDDD超爆笑 09/30 20:32
159F：推 irenepei:XDDDD 太扯啦 09/30 20:44
160F：推 qq16630068:哈哈哈XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/30 21:05
161F：推 NoCanDo:我虚脱了.. 09/30 21:19
162F：推 lightwee:笑到没力了...囧 09/30 22:01
163F：推 HATEFISH:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/30 22:04
164F：推 liuyushyr:我笑了很久 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/30 22:09
165F：推 calamorum:笑翻在电脑前 XD 09/30 22:09
166F：推 lucifier:肚子好痛 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/30 22:16
167F：→ feather585:肛了他XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/30 22:28
168F：推 gsx7777777:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/30 23:17
169F：→ axyl:干.....讲电话忍住不笑又一发.....XD 09/30 23:36
170F：推 ective:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/01 01:44
171F：推 dxdxdxdx:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/01 02:07
172F：推 alubar:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/01 03:06
173F：推 wada:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/01 08:44
174F：→ SohmaKyo:真的好笑啦~看来PTT不可以用太久= = 10/01 10:30
175F：推 Y0SHIKI:太好笑了 害我在学妹面前狂笑XDD 10/01 12:01
176F：推 FeyFeyMew:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/01 13:01
177F：推 tacoaa:太好笑ㄌ~笑到肚子痛ㄌ 10/01 13:30
178F：推 graceabcdefg:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/01 14:06
179F：推 cgkm:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/01 14:09
180F：推 bamedalan:超好笑....XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/01 17:27
181F：推 fukobe:XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/01 21:03
182F：推 SiriusLupin:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd 10/01 23:14
183F：推 lovealice:笑到不行XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/01 23:39
184F：推 poiu1234:刚他要干麻阿 = = 10/02 00:35
185F：→ yuanjeff:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/02 01:41
186F：推 LonelyLove:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDddd 10/02 11:49
187F：推 prince2567:PTT 的魔力让我的嘴巴讲出不一样的话:肛了它 10/02 12:18
188F：推 miaoyo:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/02 16:21
189F：推 ABeChen:这也太肛了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/02 21:30
190F：推 elebro:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/02 22:07
191F：推 cm45144:中毒也太深了吧 10/02 22:41
192F：推 keyboy:笑到不行... 10/03 00:57
193F：推 zhou:XDDDDDDDDDDD 10/03 01:27
194F：推 cocoyan:[超干] 当小七店员经常遇到的神经病 10/03 10:05
195F：推 debris:超好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/03 17:17
196F：推 Aisne:神经病!!!!XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/03 22:30
197F：推 DIGIBOOSTER:有好笑到呀XD~ 10/03 22:39
198F：推 ForSinSoKing:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/03 23:51
199F：推 mingo987:哈哈哈 10/04 15:04
200F：推 seal1010902:肛了他XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/05 00:45
201F：推 finsa:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/06 12:26
202F：推 isaza:笑到肚子好痛XDD 10/07 23:11
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