作者ZARG7 (ZENSARNNN  )
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标题[转录][笑话] 正是狗!!!
时间Thu Mar 22 16:10:40 2007
※ [本文转录自 joke 看板]
作者: bestbsn (飞鼠) 看板: joke
标题: [笑话] 正是狗!!!
时间: Wed Mar 21 20:28:01 2007
有一天,皇帝同尚书与侍郎微服出巡
在路上看到一只奇怪的狗,很大一只,
尚书问曰:是狼是狗?
侍郎心中大骂(好啊,趁机骂我)於是笑笑地说:(尾巴)上竖是狗
尚书大怒,正想反击时,不料皇帝开口道:
正是狗!
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这一定是爱惜臣民的好皇帝...
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1F:→ cloudrack: 喔 03/21 20:28
2F:推 demon616:哈 还不赖 03/21 20:29
3F:推 threee:XD 03/21 20:32
4F:→ baliman:历史老师的最爱 03/21 20:34
5F:推 icome:狗皇帝 汪汪 03/21 20:39
6F:推 crazykiwi:XD 03/21 20:43
7F:推 kim:先杀鳌拜 後杀狗皇帝! 03/21 20:52
8F:推 markoo:皇帝自婊吗@@? 03/21 20:56
9F:推 safecan:这篇不错...清流!! 03/21 21:52
10F:推 litobear:清流~ 03/21 22:36
11F:推 tomzpower:清流+1 微笑中 03/21 22:40
12F:推 xrhapsody:皇帝自婊 XD 03/21 22:56
13F:→ timyau:XD 03/21 23:00
14F:→ xtxml:清流XDDDDD 不过补充一下(朕ㄓㄣˋ正ㄓㄥˋ) 03/21 23:06
15F:推 JoJoSonic:14F 认真了..... 03/21 23:09
16F:推 deathknigh:皇帝说:正是清流呀 03/21 23:11
17F:推 GreatShot:好好笑 XD 03/21 23:24
18F:推 zaq1xsw2121:御史吃屎? 03/21 23:25
19F:推 ForSinSoKing:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/21 23:34
20F:推 PhySeraph:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/21 23:50
21F:推 amgdaaaa:东方神秘笑话XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/21 23:51
22F:推 malaimo:XDDDDDD 03/21 23:55
23F:推 g21412:难道我是唯一看过的人... 03/22 00:10
24F:推 TKWphAnTom:XDD 03/22 00:41
25F:推 sinker:我把最後一行看成"这一定是爱惜臣又的好皇帝" ... 03/22 00:48
26F:推 sula0827:狗皇帝! 03/22 00:56
27F:推 fsguts:纪晓岚里面的段子更长 03/22 01:00
28F:推 pinkygiveme:御史吃屎 03/22 01:02
29F:推 holocaust:不错 03/22 01:10
30F:推 josephqwe:没想到皇帝也爱当5F 03/22 01:23
31F:推 lordyamato:一开始我还以为op了 下面皇帝的那段我没看过XDDDDDDDDD 03/22 01:38
32F:推 abian:XDD 03/22 02:05
33F:推 awpak7476:皇帝:用一个字形容朕 太监:渣 03/22 02:22
34F:推 uuu75725uuu:好笑 03/22 02:24
35F:推 lucienilj:楼楼上比较好笑 03/22 02:29
36F:→ lynechrista:XD 03/22 02:52
37F:推 yuzki:XDDDDD 03/22 03:29
38F:推 xxKWANxx:7476也不错XD 03/22 03:58
39F:推 axyl:清流 03/22 04:28
40F:推 NUKnigel:XDDDDDDD 03/22 07:46
41F:推 kevinfu619:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/22 09:15
42F:推 adtom:清流 03/22 09:32
43F:推 fat1213:刺史吃屎比较好吧~ 03/22 10:15
44F:→ GoAhead:XDDD 03/22 11:11
45F:推 dragoni:这个不错啊XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/22 11:24
46F:→ cacaliang:自婊XDDDDD 03/22 12:35
47F:推 LebronKing:渣好好笑XDDDDDD 03/22 13:22
48F:推 cloud0121:纪晓岚的故事...对我来说是OP啦!十多年前看的 XD 03/22 13:45
49F:→ cloud0121:不过这篇有改编过 XD 其实这後面还有 03/22 13:47
50F:→ cloud0121:狼则非肉不食 狗则遇肉吃肉 遇屎(御史)吃屎! 03/22 13:48
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