作者xdanielzero (海陆两用体育长宵夜型态)
看板NDHU-LS103
标题[转录][无言] 烤肉
时间Tue Sep 6 12:22:45 2011
※ [本文转录自 StupidClown 看板 #1EPF0lPb ]
作者: ecow2003 (吴卡丘) 看板: StupidClown
标题: [无言] 烤肉
时间: Mon Sep 5 23:52:13 2011
大家趁暑假结束之际到宜兰度假
下午下起大雨!
大家肚子饿了一整天
於是就决定去买食材到民宿烤肉
一开始我就先烤给大家吃
不久後,
强者我学长
(自称烤肉哥
能把炭火的火控制的跟瓦斯炉一样
烤出来的肉绝对都漂漂亮亮)
他决定要为我服务
烤一盘肉给我品嚐
这也是最後一盘肉了...
(怎麽大家都喂不饱...想说剩的都我的)
学长烤的过程中
不断的炫耀自己的烤肉才华
而我的肚子都在哭夭了!
结果烤到一半
火苗突然旺了起来
学长可能太紧张
顿时失去特殊能力
搞得手旁的人手忙脚乱
而此时我心中冒出无限脏话
http://ppt.cc/@0P9
我的肉...
回不来了...
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3F：推 CiTie:室友在睡觉 我憋笑到快内伤了XD 09/05 23:56
4F：推 specraft5032:学长:magic~ 09/05 23:56
5F：推 s92564:XDDDD 就这样掰了.. 09/05 23:58
6F：推 Hans14:XDDD "额啊!!~~~" 09/05 23:58
7F：推 anny771014:笑了~~哈哈 09/06 00:01
8F：推 sunboy1414:哈哈哈哈哈哈阿!!!肉都不见了!!! 09/06 00:01
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14F：推 sula1203:推阿达 09/06 00:08
15F：推 anny771014:借分享~~ 09/06 00:09
16F：推 m32cjo6u4:肉:回不去了 09/06 00:12
17F：推 nonews:这也太有笑点了吧!!??...XDDD 09/06 00:14
18F：推 ethen781114:回不去了~ 09/06 00:14
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25F：推 FeO:原PO拍拍... 但是我笑了!!!! 09/06 00:21
26F：→ moonwolf7426:女生也太少了吧...好可怜... 09/06 00:22
27F：推 markcheng183:这跟控憨吉是一样的~叫控肉 09/06 00:23
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29F：推 Jimmyji:很有才华XD 09/06 00:24
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32F：推 Ninja5566:发炉了 09/06 00:28
33F：推 kukatmax:超专业XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/06 00:28
34F：推 lyn81430:XDDDDDDDDDDD 09/06 00:29
35F：→ FeO:我觉得学长那一声声干 干得很有情境、很能表达无可奈何 09/06 00:30
36F：推 hyelim:XDDDDDDDDDDDdd 09/06 00:31
37F：推 TouchAgain:学长:magic~我把肉都变不见了~ 09/06 00:32
38F：推 an41723:肉是无辜的啊XDDDDDD 09/06 00:35
39F：推 criminal:xD 09/06 00:35
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46F：推 Yaask:没有肉了 XDDDDDDDDDD 09/06 00:51
47F：推 s9473210:烤肉无误!! 09/06 00:51
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49F：推 o56432:肉~~~说好的肉呢XDDDDDDDD 09/06 00:54
50F：推 kaori23:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/06 00:57
51F：推 ds40624:阿达流烤肉最後一式 炭火烧肉 09/06 00:58
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55F：推 agers:会爆XDDD 09/06 01:01
56F：推 nick80322:真得变烤肉了XD 09/06 01:03
57F：推 likejay3:超赞的~肉 漫出来了拉 哈哈哈 09/06 01:03
58F：推 Zeroyeu:最後的大绝啊啊啊啊啊啊XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/06 01:12
59F：推 RIVERWIND:你学长跟你有仇??XD 09/06 01:12
60F：推 littlepp205:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/06 01:12
61F：推 maochou:学长：看我把肉变不见(得意) XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/06 01:15
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68F：推 et340777:学长要红了 09/06 01:35
69F：推 a129517496:靠b太好笑了 09/06 01:37
70F：推 a6021314:而且倒下去之後火整个旺起来XDDDD 09/06 01:38
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124F：推 criky:真正火烤~~ 09/06 11:18
125F：→ cpc21478:不太好笑.. 09/06 11:22
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