作者tonyshao5236 (偷尼洨)
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标题[转录][笑话] 湖中的女神
时间Fri Feb 6 12:27:22 2009
※ [本文转录自 joke 看板]
作者: JokerHahAHa (小丑) 看板: joke
标题: [笑话] 湖中的女神
时间: Thu Feb 5 23:45:24 2009
有一天小明跟朋友打牌，有张牌不小心掉进湖里。此时女神出现了
女神：「你掉的是这张红中，还是这张白板？」
小明：「都不是，我掉的是青发。快还我吧大婶，我缺那张牌就自摸了」
女神：「............」
「你真是诚实的好孩子，红中跟白板都送你吧」
於是小明就相公了。
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167F：推 tonyshao5236:借转XD 02/06 12:27
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