作者x105 (好球钢弹(锅贴型))
标题[转录][趣事] 鲁肃
时间Thu Apr 30 10:59:47 2009
※ [本文转录自 x105 信箱]
作者: m0708 (Rance) 看板: joke
标题: [趣事] 鲁肃
时间: Sun Apr 26 15:44:37 2009
周瑜因为战争，平常都不在家
有一天小乔太无聊就想去找鲁肃他老婆聊天
就到了鲁肃家门口
门口卫兵看到是周夫人，说声都督夫人好就让她自己进去了
可是小乔找半天都没看到人
就跑出来问那个卫兵说
小乔：『 喂！鲁夫人呢？』
卫兵：喔 他去伟大航道了
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1F：→ martinmask:不争气的....上扬了 04/26 15:51
2F：→ littlejk:斯~~~你知道外面的天气是怎样吗 斯~~~ 04/26 15:51
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11F：推 FY4:说声都督夫人好就让她自己进去了.....我好色= = 04/26 15:59
12F：推 tigerflyer:干我笑了 04/26 16:00
13F：→ tigerflyer:可以转OP版吗 04/26 16:01
14F：推 Ivan168:一开始就猜到梗 /_\ 04/26 16:01
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※ tigerflyer:转录至看板 ONE_PIECE 04/26 16:01
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19F：→ hijenou:很久前就看过了 所以笑不出来 04/26 16:07
20F：推 LebronKing:XD 不过三楼我看不懂 04/26 16:07
21F：→ udofu:L大 上过化学你就懂了 是周期表 04/26 16:10
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40F：推 allen45329:是卤素吧 不是周期表喔．．． 04/26 16:41
41F：推 NewCop:v7....氟氯溴碘石厄啦 04/26 16:42
42F：推 h1tom:有人化学没学好 04/26 16:43
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48F：推 ryrp:好笑~XDDDDD 04/26 17:00
49F：推 ding07:笑了XDDDDD 04/26 17:03
50F：推 bestbsn:喂! 鲁夫 人呢? 卫兵: 他昨天不小心老二打死结,在医院里 04/26 17:11
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53F：推 yntynk:好笑! 04/26 17:17
54F：推 DCBird033:伸缩自如的... 04/26 17:19
55F：推 hsimile026:我都不知道原来砷是7A族喔=''= 04/26 17:29
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57F：推 improvise:这不错 04/26 17:29
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59F：→ ZeroIV:直接猜到= = 04/26 17:40
60F：推 yntynk:楼上自以为 04/26 17:50
61F：推 fhgz:XDD 04/26 17:56
62F：推 superivan:卫兵：嘟嘟夫人不行啊! 周嘟嘟会杀了我 04/26 17:57
63F：推 Ofianse:嘟嘟噜嘟答答答 04/26 17:58
64F：推 royshih0418:小乔:来都督夫人这里 >/////< 04/26 18:02
65F：推 yoyostar1990:好笑 04/26 18:03
66F：→ shamuro:多年前听到的是麻将版本 04/26 18:09
67F：推 gwunder:他去索马利亚了... 04/26 18:12
68F：推 justbandown:royshih0418:小乔:来都督夫人这里 >/////< 04/26 18:18
69F：推 kumot:可恶我失守了!!!有笑有推XD 04/26 18:21
70F：推 cyem007:有後劲~~~~ 04/26 18:23
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72F：推 snoot:这个好阿！ 04/26 18:30
73F：推 vistar:royshih0418:小乔:来都督夫人这里 >/////< 04/26 18:31
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78F：推 jackpppp:难得...真的难得 04/26 19:11
79F：推 spball:XD 好棒的结局 04/26 19:13
80F：推 unfetter:嘟鲁嘟鲁.... 04/26 19:24
81F：→ chandlerbean:XDXDXDXDXDXDXD 04/26 19:24
82F：推 MLVForgood:XDDD 04/26 19:31
83F：推 sn7:royshih0418:小乔:来都督夫人这里 >/////< 04/26 19:33
84F：推 ogog080:= =b Good Job 04/26 19:34
85F：推 STARKUO:XD 04/26 19:34
86F：推 justforppt:这梗接得超好XDXDXD 04/26 19:36
87F：推 l6k5j4:XD 04/26 19:36
88F：推 joe310529:科科 04/26 19:42
89F：推 fromwilda:XDDD 04/26 19:51
90F：→ criky:XD 04/26 19:58
91F：推 justinblue:哈哈 04/26 20:00
92F：推 godie0629:我的妈阿 超级好笑 推!!! 04/26 20:00
93F：推 e1q3z9c7:水喔 04/26 20:03
94F：推 pccckk:科科 04/26 20:05
95F：推 TKWdEmoN:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/26 20:22
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101F：→ Inier:orz....................... 04/26 20:42
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103F：→ KaworuNagisa:这不是op吗 只不过写长一点而已啊.... 04/26 20:57
104F：推 s10027162:XD 04/26 21:13
105F：推 imisu2007:好笑，XDDDDDD 04/26 21:18
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112F：推 Clasha:GJ! 04/26 22:01
113F：推 cashko:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/26 22:16
114F：推 freedom1986:第四行就猜到了 04/26 22:25
115F：→ Shiki210:好笑~太好笑了 04/26 22:28
116F：推 cashko:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/26 22:39
117F：推 c32322002:这个好XDD 04/26 22:43
118F：→ juliefju:一楼+1 04/26 22:46
119F：推 flv: 好笑+1 04/26 22:53
120F：推 ak2001123321:XD 04/26 22:54
121F：推 kidincar:好强大的尾劲XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/26 22:56
122F：推 yntynk:说OP的是智障，爽 04/26 22:59
123F：推 lorenzero:两舟并行橹速不如帆快 04/26 23:01
124F：推 xLOVEx:氟F铀U碳C钾K 钇Y氧O铀U 04/26 23:02
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127F：推 smallrod:有效有推 04/26 23:09
128F：→ fatred:100推 04/26 23:11
129F：推 HRM:太好笑了 04/26 23:11
130F：推 bleach7975:楼上也让我笑了 04/26 23:15
131F：推 sparrow:楼上好帅 04/26 23:15
132F：推 OR: 鲁夫 04/26 23:16
133F：推 zjeff1:XD 这太北七了 04/26 23:17
134F：→ Yie:XDD 04/26 23:23
135F：推 sandon:嘴角失守XD 04/26 23:24
136F：推 choumikekimo:鼓励原创! 04/26 23:29
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※ qaws68:转录至看板 ONE_PIECE 04/26 23:39
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140F：推 wukuscott:贴给朋友看回我:原来卫兵也有看海贼王 04/26 23:55
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142F：推 rutice:看完大笑! 04/27 00:10
144F：→ realkio:有笑点.. 04/27 00:33
145F：推 realtek:XD 04/27 00:44
146F：→ dadawang:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/27 01:23
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153F：推 monkeywu38:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 好有爆点 04/27 03:33
154F：→ singingmask:XDDDDDDDDDDD 04/27 03:42
155F：推 mie:XD 04/27 06:15
156F：推 vm6ru8jo:这是OP阿XD OP魂 04/27 07:26
157F：嘘 goss:纯嘘3楼 04/27 07:34
158F：推 goss:该推回来还是要推 推原PO 04/27 07:37
159F：推 icepenguin:这太好笑了XD虽然迟了5秒才会意过来!囧 04/27 08:45
160F：→ NearYou:以前海贼版有看过 04/27 09:10
161F：推 phatman:XD 04/27 09:14
162F：推 samcarusi:我笑了= =哈哈哈哈哈~~~ 04/27 09:45
163F：推 momogo628:so funny~!! XDDDDDDDD 04/27 09:54
164F：推 rastus1237:超好笑的啦!!!XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/27 10:28
165F：推 anhappiness:这个有梗... 04/27 11:19
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171F：推 YungMH:终於在这篇失守了... 推XDDDDDDD 04/27 12:53
172F：嘘 Halogens:靠腰，谁叫我？ 04/27 13:21
173F：推 kyoku1989:^^ 04/27 13:22
174F：推 justfrog:爆 04/27 13:22
175F：推 Halogens:靠腰，原来是叫我老婆(默默退开) XDDDDDDDDDD 04/27 13:24
176F：推 BDZ: 推royshin0418:小乔:来都督夫人这里 >/////////< 04/27 13:27
177F：嘘 kicoking:疑似修改麻将版本，不给推～ 04/27 13:39
179F：推 dough0217:为什麽我看了这麽多变才看懂XDDD 04/27 14:06
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181F：→ puhahah:被版标破梗 04/27 14:28
182F：推 fatso:XDDDDDDDDDDD 04/27 14:44
183F：推 bullseye:有笑有推 04/27 15:08
184F：推 loverjersey:超北烂 04/27 16:04
※ pido:转录至看板 CYCU_EE_06A 04/27 16:09
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186F：推 ArcherEX:XDDDD 04/27 16:54
187F：推 smartadonis:超好笑XD 04/27 17:15
188F：推 johnson90180:xddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd 04/27 17:45
189F：嘘 Player13:OP 04/27 17:46
190F：推 avis84055:推爆吧XD 04/27 17:53
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192F：→ kayw0508:完全看无 04/27 18:07
193F：推 picker0804:但我第一次看以为是在讲鲁夫人=蛇姬波雅、汉库克... 04/27 18:24
194F：推 dderfken:版标发现 04/27 19:26
195F：推 rickkcir:太屌了... 04/27 19:41
196F：→ lucas01:..... 04/27 20:51
197F：推 GreenNicky:XDDDDDD 04/27 21:02
198F：推 qbchen:JOKE第一推... 04/27 21:20
199F：推 yuyayoung:哈哈哈 不懂为甚麽笑了XDDD 04/27 21:29
200F：推 jerry761031:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD这个好笑 04/27 22:09
201F：推 ReveryLee:XD 04/27 22:09
202F：推 star7star:推 04/27 22:10
203F：推 kangpoii:笑了 哈哈哈 04/27 23:09
204F：推 inale:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/27 23:27
205F：推 forfriends:只好推了 XD 04/27 23:31
206F：推 xxx3677:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/27 23:32
207F：推 tyan0615:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD我笑死了 04/27 23:43
208F：推 death0410:被突如其来的梗击坠了XDDDD 04/27 23:47
209F：推 Hifana:哈 04/28 00:03
※ CMinusMinus:转录至看板 KS96-318 04/28 01:00
210F：推 youmustbe:XDDD在joke板第一推...给我同学 这梗好笑~ 04/28 01:09
211F：推 Rannyhung:笑了 04/28 02:11
212F：推 soblueme:噗 04/28 02:17
213F：推 shoeshoeshoe:XDDDDDDDDDDDDddd 04/28 04:27
214F：推 duck0823:有笑有推^^ 04/28 05:56
215F：推 joedong0213:太强大了 推阿~ 04/28 08:56
216F：推 johnchang08:我不争气的笑出来 04/28 10:31
217F：→ fiftydollar:不推 他是个包装过的OP 04/28 13:48
218F：推 candyman310:XDDDDDD 04/28 17:24
219F：推 swolf:哈XD~借转!! 04/28 17:47
220F：推 dragoni:是 OP XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/28 17:48
221F：推 asole:XDDDD 04/28 18:30
222F：推 mike2025302:哈哈哈哈哈 04/28 18:35
※ s8139118:转录至看板 FJU-Family 04/28 18:49
※ siriusu:转录至某隐形看板 04/28 19:20
223F：推 FiendMoon:他本来就是OP...你难道没听说过一个大秘宝吗... 04/28 20:16
224F：推 duo751111:XDDDD 04/28 20:41
225F：推 donnolove:哈哈!好强大 04/28 22:47
226F：推 benthal:XDDDDD 04/28 23:13
227F：推 pase139:看无。 04/29 00:27
228F：推 r781013:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/29 02:36
229F：→ cornholio:好笑 不过是n年前的OP 04/29 14:47
※ mortin:转录至看板 NTUE-DC99 04/29 15:52
230F：推 mortin:好好笑借转谢谢 04/29 15:52
231F：推 Raist:XDDDDD 04/29 16:33
232F：推 lucas01:推royshin0418:小乔:来都督夫人这里 04/29 22:04
233F：推 milkbau:XDDD 超好笑... 04/30 00:01
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234F：推 philipsunboy:海贼 04/30 19:18