^L2.5 █◣██ ████ ████ Rule #1: Never let suspects stay together. (101) █▉◥█ 永远别让嫌犯共处一室。 ◢██◣ Rule #1: Never screw over your partner. (414) █▉██ 绝不在背後捅夥伴一刀。 █▉▇▇ ◥██◤ Rule #2: Always wear gloves at a crime scene. (101) 在犯罪现场永远要着戴手套。 ████ ████ Rule #3: Don't believe what you're told. Double check. (101) ██ 别相信你听到的。要确认再确认。 ████ Rule #3: Never be unreachable. (313) ◢███ 永远别让别人联络不到你。 ████ █▇▇▇ ▇▇▇◤ ★Tony 菜鸟，你在干嘛？ ^L2.5 █◣██ ████ ████ Rule #1: Never let suspects stay together. (101) █▉◥█ 永远别让嫌犯共处一室。 ◢██◣ Rule #1: Never screw over your partner. (414) █▉██ 绝不在背後捅夥伴一刀。 █▉▇▇ ◥██◤ Rule #2: Always wear gloves at a crime scene. (101) 在犯罪现场永远要着戴手套。 ████ ████ Rule #3: Don't believe what you're told. Double check. (101) ██ 别相信你听到的。要确认再确认。 ████ Rule #3: Never be unreachable. (313) ◢███ 永远别让别人联络不到你。 ████ █▇▇▇ ▇▇▇◤ ★McGee 我正在忙，没时间陪你玩 ^L2.5 █◣██ ████ Rule #4: The best way to keep a secret? Keep it to yourself. ████ Second best? Tell one other person - if you must. █▉◥█ There is no third best. (414) 保密的最好方法？别告诉任何人。 ◢██◣ 第二好？只告诉另外一个人–如果你非这麽做不可。 █▉██ 没了。 █▉▇▇ ◥██◤ Rule #7: Always be specific when you lie. (123) 说谎要打草稿。 ████ ████ Rule #8: Never take anything for granted. (310) ██ 别以为什麽都是理所当然。 ████ Rule #9: Never go anywhere without a knife. (113) ◢███ 无论去哪里都要带刀。 ████ █▇▇▇ Rule #12: Never date a coworker. (115) ▇▇▇◤ 别搞办公室恋情。 ★Tony 在忙什麽？在忙什麽？在忙什麽？在忙什麽？在忙什麽？在忙什麽？在忙什麽？ ^L2.5 █◣██ ████ Rule #4: The best way to keep a secret? Keep it to yourself. ████ Second best? Tell one other person - if you must. █▉◥█ There is no third best. (414) 保密的最好方法？别告诉任何人。 ◢██◣ 第二好？只告诉另外一个人–如果你非这麽做不可。 █▉██ 没了。 █▉▇▇ ◥██◤ Rule #7: Always be specific when you lie. (123) 说谎要打草稿。 ████ ████ Rule #8: Never take anything for granted. (310) ██ 别以为什麽都是理所当然。 ████ Rule #9: Never go anywhere without a knife. (113) ◢███ 无论去哪里都要带刀。 ████ █▇▇▇ Rule #12: Never date a coworker. (115) ▇▇▇◤ 别搞办公室恋情。 ★McGee 不要闹了，我真的在忙，等一下你会後悔的... ^L2.5 █◣██ ████ ████ 　　　　 █▉◥█ Rule #15: Always work as a team. (505) ◢██◣ 永远相信团队。 █▉██ █▉▇▇ Rule #18: It's better to seek forgiveness than ask permission. (304) ◥██◤ 先斩後奏永远比一个口令一个动作好。 ████ Rule #22: Never, ever bother Gibbs in interrogation. (410) ████ 永远不要在Gibbs审讯时打断他。 ██ ████ Rule #23: Never mess with a Marine's coffee if you want to live. (209) 千万别搞砸海陆队员的咖啡，如果你还想活的话。 ◢███ ████ █▇▇▇ ▇▇▇◤ ★Tony 菜鸟你在干嘛？菜鸟你在干嘛？菜鸟你在干嘛？菜鸟你在干嘛？菜鸟你在干嘛？ ^L2.5 █◣██ ████ ████ 　　　　 █▉◥█ Rule #15: Always work as a team. (505) ◢██◣ 永远相信团队。 █▉██ █▉▇▇ Rule #18: It's better to seek forgiveness than ask permission. (304) ◥██◤ 先斩後奏永远比一个口令一个动作好。 ████ Rule #22: Never, ever bother Gibbs in interrogation. (410) ████ 永远不要在Gibbs审讯时打断他。 ██ ████ Rule #23: Never mess with a Marine's coffee if you want to live. (209) 千万别搞砸海陆队员的咖啡，如果你还想活的话。 ◢███ ████ █▇▇▇ ▇▇▇◤ ★Gibbs 那你又在干嘛？ ^L2.5 █◣██ ████ ████ 　　　　 █▉◥█ Rule #15: Always work as a team. (505) ◢██◣ 永远相信团队。 █▉██ █▉▇▇ Rule #18: It's better to seek forgiveness than ask permission. (304) ◥██◤ 先斩後奏永远比一个口令一个动作好。 ████ Rule #22: Never, ever bother Gibbs in interrogation. (410) ████ 永远不要在Gibbs审讯时打断他。 ██ ████ Rule #23: Never mess with a Marine's coffee if you want to live. (209) 千万别搞砸海陆队员的咖啡，如果你还想活的话。 ◢███ ████ █▇▇▇ ▇▇▇◤ ★McGee 老大，从对方表情看来，你已经成功把水球送出去罗^^ 参考:http://0rz.tw/5a5kj 翻译:weedyc 制成:nuyeyan 有任何奇怪的地方请帮我揪错，如要转载也请推文告知 特别感谢weedyc大的翻译，谢谢:) -- 皮的极短篇与观影：http://blog.roodo.com/yenlai --

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