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标题[转录]Re: 星期五早上开始考统计 大家都拿出计算机时....
时间Wed Dec 24 13:41:07 2008
※ [本文转录自 StupidClown 看板]
作者: Pentagon (流氓兔) 看板: StupidClown
标题: Re: 星期五早上开始考统计 大家都拿出计算机时....
时间: Mon Dec 22 13:46:52 2008
※ 引述《OutOfTears (Cantabile)》之铭言：
: 为什麽我的包包里
: 只有一台 电视的遥控器............
这都还不算什麽,
我同学期末考也是带到了电视的遥控器,
惊讶之余, 我们也只能用眼神祝福他能顺利写完,
想当然能带计算机的科目, 绝不是用手就能轻易算出来的,
他放弃了, 只看他趴下去睡觉了,
监考的老师路过看到那支遥控器,
也露出爱莫能助的表情,
可能是昨天睡太饱了, 他只睡了10分钟,
距离考试交卷还有40分钟以上,
无聊的他开始玩起了那支遥控器,
结果, 教室里的电视机就被打开了,
距离地面至少3公尺高的电视被启动了,
惊慌之於, 遥控器也脱手飞出, 摔个粉碎,
於是, 我们第一次晓得,
原来星期三的早上10点华视会播包青天,
边考试, 边看着包公审案,
记得那一集是有个皇上的乳母, 拿着一根非常粗的龙杖,
所幸, 教室的喇叭开关在讲桌上面,
考试继续............
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194F：推 omoy:以为星期五考生统+1... 吓死我了＝ ＝" 12/24 22:10