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作者: oksam1020 (【火古风暴】) 站内: StupidClown
标题: Re: 非常有趣的分手画面
时间: Sun Jun 21 15:51:38 2009
看到这个标题
我就想到我大三寒假住宿的时候
也看到别人演出了一场分手的实况秀
---------------------分呀分 隔呀隔-------------------------
为了要在寒假能持续得在学校附近打工
因此我就继续待在宿舍住
但因为排房的关系
所以我就被迫要住到另外一间的宿舍
从这三楼高度的窗外恰好可以看到停车场的入口
而住进来的第三天的一大早就发生了很吵闹的对话
早上七点整~~~闹钟又还没响~~怎麽发出这麽吵的声音~~
後来我揉揉眼就往声响的来源看去~~~
温文悲情男：你听我说啦~~~
气势凌人女：我不要听~~~我不要听~~~我要分手~~~
温文悲情男：我求求你听我说啦~~~
气势凌人女：我就是不要听~~~我不要听啦~~~我就是要分手啦~~~
没错~~这样的回圈就从我开始看就不断的上演
对话就这样一而再的重复~~~「听我说」~~~「我不听」~~~
不过就在这期间我也发现各层楼有很多窗户被打开的声音
而且还是慢慢的开~~慢慢的开~~~
我猜~~~已经有不少同栋楼的男生都已经从睡梦中被回圈的情侣吵架声给吵醒了
就在此时~~~
突然一个很大声的开窗声伴随着怒骂声：
靠~~~你听他说一下是会死喔~~~
靠~~~你听他说一下是会死喔~~~
靠~~~你听他说一下是会死喔~~~
结果那对情侣就回看了那个大概在四楼发声的窗户~~
然後就迅速逃离现场了~~~~
接着~~~就是整栋宿舍的男生站在窗口大笑~~~
持续一分钟左右~~~
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我猜事後温文悲情男应该会跟女友：
叫你早点听我说吧，不听的後果就是这样~~~(烟)
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1F：→ ytcytc:有画面XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/21 15:54
2F：推 althea0724:笑了XD 06/21 15:57
3F：推 londonrabi2:笑死XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/21 16:00
4F：推 aaron781218:超好笑XDDDDDDD 06/21 16:00
5F：推 MrOnePiece:不一定就这样又合好呢XD 06/21 16:01
6F：推 vm3vm30417:听她说一下会死喔!!!!!推~ 06/21 16:03
7F：推 wind7777:超好笑的XDDDDD 06/21 16:04
8F：推 kuo0528:回圈 你好专业 06/21 16:08
9F：推 m1432012165:XDXDXDXD 06/21 16:14
10F：推 nioba:路见不平,拔刀相助 XD 06/21 16:29
11F：推 l730509:你听我说~你听我说~你听我说~杀~很~大~ 06/21 16:37
12F：推 kkyan:我笑了..XD.....靠~~~你听他说一下是会死喔~~~ 06/21 16:38
13F：推 HareGun:好开心阿～我不听～我不听～我不听～ 06/21 16:43
14F：推 chareyaby:COOL!! 靠~~~你给他推倒一下会死唷~~ 06/21 16:43
15F：推 bestmary:超有画面的啊!!! 哈哈哈 06/21 16:46
16F：→ OTLboy:楼上在骂我吗XDDD 06/21 16:46
17F：→ OTLboy:更正楼楼上(误) 06/21 16:47
18F：→ tcc740sd:我不要听我不要听 06/21 16:48
19F：推 lisy1991516:有好笑到XD 06/21 16:50
20F：→ kira201:干得好 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/21 16:51
21F：推 ShadyDog:靠!!超好笑的!!!!XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/21 16:58
22F：推 OTLboy:肛肛时间太近...无法推...补推一下XD 06/21 17:02
23F：推 yuyame:有笑到!!XD 06/21 17:06
24F：推 PinBlack:笑翻了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/21 17:07
25F：推 silentalice:xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/21 17:09
26F：推 lzhhilly:你听我说~你听我说~你听我说~杀~很~大~ 06/21 17:10
27F：推 bigdicky:嗯～有趣！！ 06/21 17:14
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29F：推 mariandtmac:有笑有推XD 06/21 17:16
30F：推 kawsyy:好多画面XD 06/21 17:16
31F：推 acrea:超有画面XDDD 06/21 17:21
32F：推 letgoher:放开那个女孩!! 06/21 17:33
33F：→ anan1564:我不听～我不听～我不听～我不听～我不听～我不听～ 06/21 17:34
34F：推 tigerflyer:超好笑ＸＤＤＤ 06/21 17:36
35F：推 moon16star:这百分之两百七十四会合好的阿...会分手的也不必闹了.. 06/21 17:46
36F：推 yasachi:XDDD 画面好强 06/21 17:50
37F：推 antje1211:我想到了包租婆... 06/21 18:00
38F：推 lia1062001:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd 06/21 18:03
39F：→ tfeathert:也许因此救了这对情侣XD~ 06/21 18:05
40F：推 nuker:XDDD 06/21 18:16
41F：推 lavenderlife:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/21 18:31
42F：推 really221:有画面!!有笑有推! 06/21 18:33
43F：→ cpwvic:哈哈哈 我笑了 06/21 18:37
44F：推 gofreely:XDDDDDDDDDDD 06/21 18:38
45F：→ openwang:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/21 18:41
46F：推 ban1726:女：你说！我要你说！你给我说！ 06/21 18:58
47F：→ ban1726:男：我都说了我没有嘛！ 06/21 18:59
48F：推 teofil:很有画面XD 06/21 18:59
49F：→ ban1726:女：不管！我要你说！你说！你说！ 06/21 18:59
50F：→ ban1726:男：好！是你要我说的，我说！ 06/21 18:59
51F：→ ban1726:女：不！我不听！我不听！我不听！(掩耳) 06/21 19:01
52F：→ wind7777:楼上鬼打墙喔XD 06/21 19:18
53F：推 YdNic1412:这是琼瑶吧XD 06/21 19:24
54F：推 hollowable:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/21 19:33
55F：→ oksam1020:那天之後，我就一直怀疑这情侣一定不知道吵架的地点就在 06/21 19:34
56F：→ oksam1020:男宿楼下，大概这两个都是大一新生吧～～真闪～～ 06/21 19:35
57F：→ lanue:男：听我说~ 你听我说~ 女：好~ 我听看看你要说什麽... 06/21 19:41
58F：→ lanue:男： 我要跟你分手~~ 女：我不听~我不听~~~ 06/21 19:42
59F：推 bubblet:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/21 19:52
60F：推 johnyy:XDDD 好好笑XDD整个好有画面啊~ 06/21 20:09
61F：推 raysun: lanue 好笑XD 06/21 20:11
62F：→ ThelmaEast:年青人 靠~~~你听他说一下是会死喔~~~(烟) 06/21 20:19
63F：推 flyinsunmoon:XDDDD 06/21 20:51
64F：推 m780130:原PO:靠~推一下是会死喔 06/21 21:24
65F：推 yunyebo213:靠~~~你听他说一下是会死喔~~~ XDDDDDDDDD 06/21 21:41
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68F：推 GeneralDread:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/21 22:02
69F：推 MediaPlayer:很有画面 哈哈哈哈哈 06/21 22:06
70F：→ auchen:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/21 22:14
71F：推 noviage:XD 06/21 22:20
72F：推 b96a01211:XXDDD!!! 06/21 22:23
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76F：推 chunching:好有画面XD 06/21 22:44
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78F：推 jay2313015:超有画面的 哈哈哈 06/21 22:47
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80F：推 xji65l4d93:笑死了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/21 23:04
81F：推 v520781:整个画面有来...推推! 06/21 23:11
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86F：推 labahorn:有笑有推 06/21 23:27
87F：→ danlkaelb:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/21 23:29
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90F：推 chivalry0928:後劲好强!!!!!!!!!!!!! 06/22 00:07
91F：推 em36:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/22 00:19
92F：推 loading1:COOL 06/22 00:22
93F：推 soslow:後劲好强XD 06/22 00:38
94F：推 wednesday323:哈哈哈哈 06/22 00:41
95F：推 kentingyanzi:XDDDDDDD 超有画面~!!! 06/22 00:51
96F：推 ifimakin:後劲超威的XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/22 00:54
97F：推 englishm3jp6:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/22 00:55
98F：推 yipy:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/22 00:57
99F：推 f01065:超好笑的 06/22 01:06
100F：推 sgalan821:超有画面..... 06/22 01:06
101F：推 coral725:我大笑ㄝ...这个好笑 06/22 01:22
102F：推 qoohill:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/22 01:28
103F：推 pepeoa:哈哈~同是男生~救了那个男生一命XDDDDDD 06/22 01:32
104F：推 ocola:超有画面推推推XDXDXDDD 06/22 01:58
105F：推 coke0314:好强!!!!!!!!!! 06/22 02:07
106F：推 crueangel:有情有义大学生 XD 06/22 02:07
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111F：→ ycshsummer:那些令人刺耳的声音 我不听我不听 06/22 02:38
112F：→ ycshsummer:偏偏我又容易受影响容易伤心 06/22 02:38
113F：→ ycshsummer:没有用 微笑的表面不停骗自己 06/22 02:38
114F：→ ycshsummer:他们的语气 好笑的攻击 自卑的心理 06/22 02:38
115F：推 jnf72727:超有画面的xDDD 06/22 02:41
116F：推 brianice:有画面耶 XD 06/22 03:02
117F：推 QAZ1234QAZ5:年青人:靠~~~你听他说一下是会死喔 可以换版标了 XD.. 06/22 03:36
118F：推 chieferic:哈哈 06/22 03:50
119F：推 pink59bow:XD 06/22 05:21
120F：推 asami:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/22 05:53
121F：推 EpeeCat:果然...XD 我起床气超大,被吵醒大概也会这样大骂..XDDD 06/22 06:45
122F：推 magicemily:超好笑的XDDDDDD 06/22 06:54
123F：推 kumarebel:超有画面的耶!!!! 06/22 07:07
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125F：推 KTXNS:XDDDD 06/22 08:53
126F：推 Taichun318:XDDD 06/22 08:53
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128F：→ Yie:XDDD 06/22 09:23
129F：推 hell05313:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD笑死我了 06/22 09:39
130F：推 Johhan:好有画面XDDD 06/22 10:00
131F：推 banzai221:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/22 10:13
132F：→ windguest:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 超好笑的 06/22 10:22
133F：推 chien0618:超有画面XDDDDDDDD 06/22 10:27
134F：推 chc101:XDDDDDDDDDD 06/22 10:40
135F：推 Hevak:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/22 10:48
136F：推 a055169:XDDDDDD 06/22 11:08
137F：推 pkupd:超有画面的！！ＸＤＤ 06/22 11:27
138F：推 Tivolina:XDDDDD要是我也会想骂一下 06/22 11:33
139F：推 philip2364:爆 06/22 11:35
140F：推 beddycat:大推！外加第100个推！爆吧:) 06/22 11:35
141F：推 sppuplm:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/22 11:41
142F：推 MrChild:靠！你听他说一下会死喔！ 06/22 11:55
143F：嘘 narwhale:帮优 06/22 12:03
144F：推 SS159:爆！ 06/22 12:07
145F：推 bluebarley:这超好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/22 12:08
146F：推 princessmake:XD 06/22 12:09
147F：推 pardingding:XDDDDDDDDD 06/22 12:11
148F：推 aaer:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/22 12:14
149F：推 linnara:很有画面 06/22 12:16
150F：推 csimylove:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/22 12:34
151F：推 iris0108:这是在演琼瑶小说吗 06/22 12:40
152F：推 ambercoffee:XD 06/22 12:54
153F：推 Peter034:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/22 13:08
154F：→ herbertking:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd 06/22 13:09
155F：→ lindy00015:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/22 13:33
156F：→ crazyboy0706:好琼瑶的画面XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/22 13:43
157F：推 hans79122:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/22 14:02
158F：推 maytime:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/22 14:23
159F：→ solemn17:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/22 14:39
160F：推 killuary:哈哈哈...笑死了啦... 06/22 14:58
161F：推 apple74820:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/22 15:05
162F：推 DDRenthot:GJ 06/22 15:13
163F：推 amy318:XDDD 06/22 15:22
164F：推 katana89:最後一句前都很琼瑶 之後顺间笨板M化 06/22 15:32
165F：推 toosmayday:很有画面哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 06/22 15:42
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170F：推 blackbelt:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/22 16:39
171F：嘘 hchs654:楼下帮爆 06/22 17:09
172F：推 hchs654:算了我自己来 爆 06/22 17:12
173F：推 papaliu:XDDDDDDDDD 06/22 17:18
174F：推 pescnd:太好笑了....没遇过这麽屌的事情 06/22 17:28
175F：推 rosiels258:太好笑了啦!! 06/22 18:39
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176F：推 yuchin1990:期末太好笑，泪推一个XDDDDDDDDDD 06/22 20:03
177F：推 cacalea0807:哈哈哈 正义的男同学! 06/22 22:22