Question: Ms America, how do you describe a male organ in your country? 问：美国小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。 Ms America: Well, I can say that male organs in America are like gentlemen. 美国小姐：美国的男性器官像绅士。 Question: How can you say so? 问：为什麽呢？ Ms America: Because it stands every time it sees a woman...... 美国小姐：因为只要一看到女士，他们就会起立 ..... (Applause ! Applause !) (鼓掌、鼓掌) Question: Ms Spain, how do you describe a male organ in Your country? 问：西班牙小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。 Ms Spain: Male organs in our country are like our very own Bullfight or Toro(Bull) 西班牙小姐：西班牙的男性器官像斗牛。 Question: How can you say so? 问：为什麽呢？ Ms Spain: Because it charges every time it sees an opening. 西班牙小姐：因为只要看到有洞就会出击。 (Applause! Applause !) (鼓掌、鼓掌) Question: Ms Philippines, how do you describe a male organ in your country? 问：菲律宾小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。 Ms Philippines: Well, I can say that male organs in our country are like gossip or rumors. 菲律宾小姐：菲律宾的男性器官像流言。 Question: How can you say so? 问：为什麽呢？ Ms Philippines: Because it passes from mouth to mouth. 菲律宾小姐：因为它从一张嘴里传到另一张嘴里。 (Applause!Applause! Standing Ovation! Applause! Applause!) (鼓掌、鼓掌，起立喝采，鼓掌、鼓掌) Question: Ms Iran, how do you describe a male organ in your Country? 问：伊朗小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。 Ms Iran: Well, I can say that male organs in Iranare like thieves. 伊朗小姐：伊朗的男性器官像贼。 Question: How can you say so? 问：为什麽呢？ Ms I ran: Because they like to enter through the back door. 伊朗小姐：因为他们总爱走後门。 (Applause!Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause! ) (鼓掌、鼓掌，大笑、大笑，鼓掌、鼓掌) Question: Ms India, how do you describe a male organ in your country? 问：印度小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。 Ms India: Well, I can say the male organs in India are like labourers. 印度小姐：印度的男性器官像劳力。 Question: How can you say so? 问：为什麽呢？ Ms India: Because it works day and night...... 印度小姐：因为日夜劳"做"。 (Applause!Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!) (鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌) Question: Ms Malaysia, how do you describe a male organ in your country? 问：马来西亚小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。 Ms Malaysia: Well, I can say that Male Organs in Malaysia are like Proton car. 马来西亚小姐：马来西亚的男性器官像Proton 牌轿车(马来西亚国产车)。 Question: How can you say so? 问：为什麽呢？ Ms Malaysia: Look tough but actually very soft. 马来西亚小姐：看起来很硬(造型类似HONDA)其实很软(一撞就变形)。 (Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!) (鼓掌、鼓掌，大笑、大笑，鼓掌、鼓掌) Question: Ms Singapore , how do you describe a male organ in your country? 问：新加坡小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。 Ms Singapore: Well, I can say that male organ In Singapore is very Kiasu (Afraid to 新加坡小姐：新加坡的男性器官很怕输。 Question: How can you say so? 问：为什麽呢？ Ms Singapore: It always wants to rush in quick and leave 15 minutes before the show is over. 新加坡小姐：总是冲进场，提前15分钟出场。 (Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! ) (鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌) Question: Ms China, how do you describe a male organ in your country? 问：中国小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。 Ms China: Well, I can say that Male Organs in China are like Deng Xiu Ping. 中国小姐：中国的男性器官像邓小平 Question: How can you say so? 问：为什麽呢？ Ms China: Short and hard working, but can work until 90. 中国小姐：短小精干，但却可以工作到九十岁。 (Applause! Applause ! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!) (鼓掌、鼓掌，大笑、大笑，鼓掌、鼓掌) 问：台湾小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。 台湾小姐：台湾的男性器官像陈水扁. 问：为什麽呢？ 台湾小姐：明明不行，还要硬拗、赖皮逞强。 (鼓掌、鼓掌，鼓掌、鼓掌、大笑、大笑，鼓掌、鼓掌、大笑，鼓 掌、鼓掌、大笑，鼓掌、鼓掌、大笑，鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌，鼓掌、鼓掌、大笑、大笑， 鼓掌、鼓掌、大笑，鼓掌、鼓掌、大笑，鼓掌、鼓掌、大笑，鼓掌、鼓掌 ) --

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