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标题[转录][ＸＤ] 部长六记-教改记趣
时间Fri Aug 17 23:34:07 2007
※ [本文转录自 joke 看板]
作者: doraemonss (r o C k) 看板: joke
标题: [ＸＤ] 部长六记-教改记趣
时间: Thu Aug 16 13:41:59 2007
余忆在位时，能睁眼说瞎话，鼠目寸光。遇成语辞典；必加以评论，故时有物外之趣。
民怨四起，私拟作微风过耳，心之所向，则或千或百果然耳边风也。
竖耳听之，马耳东风。
又留民於私塾中，教之成语新解，使其痴呆退化，
作园中宠物观，果如山顶洞人，怡然称快。
於台湾南北处、立委学者丛杂处，常立其身，使与台齐，定神细视，以学者为林，
以立委为兽，以泛绿立委为友，蓝者为敌，神游其中，怡然自得。
一日，见二委斗院间，观之正浓，忽有庞然大物拔山倒树而来，盖三只小猪也，
舌一吐而二委尽为所吞。余年幼方出神，不觉呀然爽快，
神定，捉小猪，键入辞典，当之成语。
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33F：推 Leeng:神定，捉小猪，键入辞典，当之成语。 08/16 14:34
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39F：推 gain:神定，捉小猪，键入辞典，当之成语。 08/16 14:41
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97F：→ chuegou:不是好笑...是XDDD 08/16 16:28
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160F：推 iljeby: 不推对不起教育界了!!! 08/16 19:58
建构式数学已经改成成语新解了 真是抱歉
杜老爷的政绩罄竹难书 我记性不太好XD
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177F：推 wisand:文笔真好哩！我都忘了闲情记趣要原文是什麽鬼了！ 08/16 22:13
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183F：推 flumoray:nate大的那个真的有人寄吗？是说我觉得给记者比较快XD 08/16 23:49
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