作者Bora (Bora)
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标题[转录][笑话] 乡下的决斗
时间Sat Nov 24 02:02:36 2007
※ [本文转录自 joke 看板]
作者: funnyborg (浮云) 看板: joke
标题: [笑话] 乡下的决斗
时间: Tue Oct 30 12:10:30 2007
话说从前从前，在城市里面有一位年轻人
练了一身好枪法，但是却无从发泄
於是呢，这位年轻人就坐车到了乡下
以会飞会跑的动物为主
来施展他的枪法
碰！！
年轻人的第一枪就打中了一只兔子
正当他高兴的要去回收战利品时
忽然一位农夫走了出来
农夫说：年轻人，这只兔子死在我的土地上，所以是属於我的
年轻人看了傻了，很不服气的要跟农夫抢回兔子
於是，在争吵之中
农夫提议，以乡下的决斗规则来评判
规则如下
→互相踢对方的小蛋蛋，忍耐最久的胜利，并拿走兔子
不服输的年轻人就这样答应了农夫的要求
於是，农夫先踢
农夫以吃奶的力气
狠狠的往年轻人的小蛋蛋踢了下去
年轻人痛不欲生，晕眩 了３小时
醒过来的年轻人
发誓要为蛋蛋报仇
已经准备最大的力气要踢农夫的小蛋蛋
此时，农夫说...................
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兔子你拿去吧. . .
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1F：嘘 miraclelove:............... 10/30 12:18
2F：推 LIONDODO:农夫好机歪 10/30 12:23
3F：推 QCANCER:我笑了 10/30 12:32
4F：推 greyheart:我喜欢这个农夫 10/30 12:34
5F：推 skys1036:嘴角真不争气..XDDD 10/30 12:34
6F：推 ww:乡下人果然厉害 10/30 12:34
7F：推 abine:有机车到 10/30 12:34
8F：→ pingmau2004:不知道1f在嘘三 10/30 12:36
9F：推 op924qo: 小 10/30 12:37
10F：推 skys1036:一楼是那位年轻人 10/30 12:39
11F：推 ALunBass:这味好!!! 10/30 12:39
12F：→ steven0511:一楼昏了三小时所以怒了xd 10/30 12:40
13F：推 jas0641:1F是神枪手本人吧~~~ 10/30 12:40
14F：推 joy830:XD 10/30 12:45
15F：推 ManOfNice:太鸡歪了 10/30 12:45
16F：推 timmysas:为什麽我一直笑........... 10/30 12:46
17F：→ WaSiTiman:一楼年轻人 XDD 10/30 12:47
18F：推 glion:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/30 12:47
19F：推 legbroken:好笑..有後劲 10/30 12:47
20F：推 dance4what:拿去吧~(眼神别了过去 挖鼻孔) 10/30 12:47
21F：推 songyyy:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/30 12:49
22F：推 libramog:清流-.-....... 10/30 12:51
23F：推 yuchihsu:老笑话了..还是不错笑.. 10/30 12:51
24F：推 kv9511:你拿去吧(饮料喷出来)XDD 10/30 12:53
25F：推 kusoyyy:我喜欢这个农夫 10/30 12:55
26F：→ kusoyyy:拿去吧 (眼神别了过去，嗤之以鼻) 10/30 12:55
27F：推 JGC18:靠背..笑死我了 10/30 12:56
28F：推 tonys1126:案 哈哈哈哈哈 10/30 12:57
29F：推 hank11235813:太鸡了 10/30 12:57
30F：→ mikechan:XXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/30 13:01
31F：推 keeyah:XDDD 拿去吧~拿去吧~ 10/30 13:01
32F：推 scpckimo:有股蛋蛋的哀伤 10/30 13:02
33F：→ ffmuteki9:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/30 13:02
34F：推 huntergg520:我笑了........ 10/30 13:05
35F：推 dspswen:XD 10/30 13:07
36F：推 kobolin:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/30 13:12
37F：推 thirdeyewho:为什麽我一直笑...XD 10/30 13:12
38F：推 kill90677:靠！谁快来跟我PK一下！笑死了 10/30 13:13
39F：→ NNine:好笑耶 10/30 13:14
40F：推 tsungyueh:哈哈哈 好机掰喔XDDDD 10/30 13:15
41F：推 skygray2:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/30 13:16
42F：推 bheegrl:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/30 13:17
43F：推 regainback:e04 超好笑的 10/30 13:22
44F：→ regainback:我这里有一批很便宜的兔子 10/30 13:22
45F：推 wintu:屌！！ 10/30 13:23
46F：推 darkemissary:直接一枪挂了农夫还有人肉可以吃............. 10/30 13:23
47F：→ darkemissary:年轻人终究还是年轻人............... 10/30 13:23
48F：推 thoms:这篇赞 太靠北了!! 10/30 13:24
49F：推 ilovebird:e04....经典阿XDD 10/30 13:25
50F：推 kkkk123123:XD 10/30 13:25
51F：推 bluecatdanny:e04!好痛!年轻人终究还是年轻人............... 10/30 13:27
52F：推 nicklose:我以为枪神是毫无破绽年轻人终究还是年轻人.... 10/30 13:32
53F：推 ljfscgyy:可恶！我笑了～XD 10/30 13:34
54F：推 wakauo:我有四个蛋 10/30 13:38
55F：→ wakauo:QQQQ 10/30 13:38
56F：推 shadow2003:超机掰XDDD 10/30 13:39
57F：推 Jabez:姜还是老的辣...XD 10/30 13:42
58F：推 darkdog0430:水 10/30 13:44
59F：推 FourZero:有 笑有推 10/30 13:46
60F：推 ClubT:XD 10/30 13:51
61F：推 jorgechem:太白目了!我笑了! 10/30 13:51
62F：推 jacobzhung:推一口 10/30 13:52
63F：推 icemouse:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 干 10/30 13:53
64F：推 kyhkyh:XD 10/30 13:54
65F：推 dioca13:好痛喔!!! ~~~~~~~~~(T.T) 10/30 13:54
66F：推 tedhut:打字王有这种程度就好了 10/30 13:55
67F：推 lvoovl:哈哈 XDDDD 10/30 13:56
68F：推 iceohw:楞了两分钟终於看懂了..XD 10/30 13:57
69F：推 likemiko101:dd 10/30 13:58
70F：推 cmy0805:XDDD 10/30 14:00
71F：推 Denzel:哈哈 我还以为年轻人醒来後农夫就不见了。 10/30 14:01
72F：推 uresi:XD 10/30 14:06
73F：推 MandarinKing:打字王比1楼的年轻人还不如 10/30 14:09
74F：推 Aloneme:干，我笑得好大声!!XD 10/30 14:22
75F：推 CestLaV:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 农夫好棒啊！！！XDDDD 10/30 14:25
76F：→ pyfputa:怎麽没人推OP ? 10/30 14:25
77F：推 CestLaV:OP到底应该怎样定义？该从版上有出现过？还是有出现 10/30 14:28
78F：→ CestLaV:过？还是原作者跑来说："喂！你OP了！" ？ 10/30 14:28
79F：推 sky823:XD 10/30 14:37
80F：推 ruse: XD 10/30 14:39
81F：推 vick6339:我喜欢这农夫XD 10/30 14:42
82F：推 debris:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/30 14:44
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87F：推 overactive:1笑死我了蛙哈哈 10/30 15:09
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89F：推 zha0:XDXD 10/30 15:19
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92F：推 ASHIRRA:天啊!我大笑耶XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/30 15:33
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94F：推 madnessjason:妈的 超白目XDXDXDXD 10/30 15:43
95F：→ roea68roea68:大家都没听过吗XD 这应该是石器时代的吧 10/30 15:46
96F：推 jackeighteen:妈呀好好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/30 15:48
97F：→ APUU:XDDDDDDD 10/30 15:51
98F：推 newcoda:蛮好笑的XDDD 10/30 15:52
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103F：推 voglish:太靠盃了XD 10/30 16:08
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105F：推 jinsumei:XD 10/30 16:10
106F：推 bedocument:好像听过 给个推 哈哈 10/30 16:11
107F：推 blackmanliu:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 姜还是老的辣 10/30 16:12
108F：推 funnyboy0205:超好笑的啦！ 10/30 16:13
109F：推 hcc19880512:XDDDDD 10/30 16:13
110F：推 tyrande:好笑 10/30 16:15
111F：推 malaimo:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/30 16:18
112F：推 BoAstala:好笑~~~XDXD 10/30 16:21
113F：推 a926:..哈哈哈...... 10/30 16:24
114F：推 rafale7gtr:两个蛋换一只兔子 10/30 16:24
115F：推 hipya:1f是年轻人的老婆 10/30 16:27
116F：推 answer1213:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/30 16:29
117F：推 kiki1219:XD 10/30 16:32
118F：推 chinared:阿哈哈 10/30 16:32
119F：推 xxxzero:这农夫真的好GY 10/30 16:33
120F：推 h2r:爆!! 10/30 16:33
121F：推 Allenshady:爆吧 10/30 16:34
122F：推 pastfox:oh my ball 10/30 16:36
123F：推 bil193:XD 10/30 16:41
124F：推 nokiatftz:两个蛋换一只兔子…无价 10/30 16:41
125F：推 desolate:这就是所谓蛋蛋的哀伤吗XD 10/30 16:50
126F：推 windlan:农夫应该趁他昏睡逃跑吧 10/30 16:56
127F：推 wewe123:金靠杯XD 10/30 17:00
128F：推 miel3330:XD 10/30 17:06
129F：推 probsk:1F是那只兔子 10/30 17:07
130F：推 dance4what:typeking:为什麽不是我PO的 我好久没有被推爆的快感了 10/30 17:09
131F：→ badsan:我猜一楼会嘘应该是看过了...因为爬以前的文章就有发表过了 10/30 17:11
132F：推 asyun:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/30 17:13
133F：推 jimmihg:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/30 17:17
134F：推 lonely0830:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/30 17:17
135F：推 royalksdmc:啊哈哈XD 10/30 17:29
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137F：推 ipillf:XD 10/30 17:50
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140F：推 showforce:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/30 17:59
141F：推 alentek: 太好笑了 满分 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/30 17:59
142F：推 ddrenthot:^^ 10/30 18:15
143F：推 loveyanzi03:XD 10/30 18:19
144F：→ onelife:好老的梗......... 10/30 18:29
145F：推 SpiderMan:可以用一句成语形容楼上各位的状况 10/30 18:33
146F：→ SpiderMan:长江後浪推前浪 时代在变 老笑话也会变新梗 10/30 18:33
147F：→ ShBoGi:明明就是很久以前的梗了!~~~ 10/30 18:34
148F：嘘 hahahayaya:我五年前听到的是鸡蛋耶 红色比较明显等补 10/30 18:50
149F：推 hahahayaya:补 10/30 18:52
150F：推 aquine03:XDDD农夫好几掰 10/30 18:53
151F：推 khsiang11:推啦！笑死我了！ 10/30 19:05
152F：→ ofender:听过说= = 10/30 19:16
153F：推 tofly:XD 10/30 19:33
154F：推 dicks0420:好痛的感觉....... 10/30 19:36
155F：推 Commands:...................XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/30 19:43
156F：推 spooky221:年轻人被摆了一道阿～XD 10/30 19:46
157F：推 cashko:XDDDDDDDD 10/30 19:51
158F：推 oklaaccc:好几掰的农夫 快笑死了 10/30 19:55
159F：推 yoyofever:[超干]农夫踢我的蛋蛋 10/30 19:55
160F：推 liaso2:XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD 10/30 20:10
161F：推 monarch0301:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/30 20:27
162F：推 PIGTrue:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/30 20:29
163F：→ wonjon:这不是几百年前的大op吗= = 10/30 20:38
164F：推 BACKYARD:........... 10/30 20:41
165F：推 sawe53:好像有印象 不过他自己重打了吧 推死诈骗集团 10/30 20:41
166F：推 zerolight:一楼被踢了XD 10/30 20:46
167F：推 lillianapple:XDDDDD 10/30 20:50
168F：推 shagojoy:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/30 20:50
169F：推 cocoyan:超鸡的XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/30 20:56
170F：推 andyjgc:1f一定是被踢的那位年轻人XDDDD 10/30 21:12
171F：推 ncuanthrax:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/30 21:17
172F：推 alchemist:XD 10/30 21:26
173F：→ generationx:一楼品味有问题 10/30 21:33
174F：推 keyxero:XD 10/30 21:39
175F：推 chenhenming:年轻人的"鸡歪"了 (= =")a 10/30 21:46
176F：推 rotciv:踢完就可以把兔子拿走了阿XDD 10/30 21:47
177F：推 retrancers:xdddddddddddddddddddddddddddd 10/30 21:52
178F：推 tedhuang:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/30 22:04
179F：推 deadalus:好痛的感觉...国小时同学撞到滑楼梯把手撞到蛋蛋 10/30 22:04
180F：→ deadalus:哭了2个小时，最後妈妈来带走... 10/30 22:05
181F：推 specialcook:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/30 22:06
182F：推 iverson7394:为什麽我看成 乡下的快门 10/30 22:09
183F：推 rainlon:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/30 22:17
184F：推 e761031:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/30 22:23
185F：推 jku: 有笑有XD 10/30 22:36
186F：推 icetornado:有笑有推 10/30 23:00
187F：推 chiano0607:XD 10/30 23:07
188F：推 Tenging:XDDDDDD 10/30 23:11
189F：推 kakadoo:笑翻了 10/30 23:12
190F：推 aloon:好像看过类似的..不过还是笑到肚子很痛..XDDDDDDDDDD 10/30 23:19
191F：推 kane40213:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/30 23:22
192F：推 popomo:哈................. 10/30 23:25
193F：推 hustina:哎唷 超好笑的XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/30 23:42
194F：推 shi21:XD 10/30 23:47
195F：推 darkwave:XD 10/30 23:52
196F：推 Damon516:大推 10/31 00:01
197F：推 dxdxdxdx:XD 10/31 00:01
198F：→ sea4504:1楼别哭 年轻人终究是年轻人(烟) 10/31 00:03
199F：推 chou:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/31 00:14
200F：推 Phoenixson:我真的笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/31 00:21
201F：推 taurus512:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/31 00:48
202F：推 showshowshow:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/31 01:09
203F：推 muriel1984:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDd 10/31 01:19
204F：→ evil0108:我看一半就知道结局了耶 是我太聪明吗．．．．． 10/31 01:22
205F：推 lanyatin:太好笑拉~ 10/31 03:31
206F：推 a2301133:肚子好痛....!! 10/31 07:57
207F：→ Yie:XD 10/31 08:09
208F：推 newmatt:有看过类似的笑话.....故事人物不一样 结果是一样的.. 10/31 11:19
209F：推 BuzzStyle:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/31 12:27
210F：推 choupppipe20:我笑了... 10/31 12:28
211F：→ neil0001:......................................... 10/31 13:23
212F：→ binbyung:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/31 15:08
213F：推 tipo:xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/31 15:51
214F：推 cbao:然後农夫就被轰杀了… 10/31 17:15
215F：推 noskid:三小时早就溜了.................. 10/31 18:54
216F：推 dkhhg:真的好笑XD 10/31 19:05
217F：推 wtf0325:囧 10/31 19:20
218F：推 zunreada:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/31 21:59
219F：推 myth0422:XDDDDDDDDDDD 10/31 22:09
220F：推 loveno22:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/31 23:41
221F：推 unclemc:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/01 00:03
222F：推 searchptt:农夫是好人...XD~ 11/01 00:22
223F：推 hirofumisyo:XDDDD 11/01 01:00
224F：推 can15air:年轻人............ 11/01 02:17
225F：推 joanne770429:好机的农夫XDDD 11/01 08:07
226F：推 honoka0514:XDDD 11/01 08:55
227F：推 keune:哈哈 好好笑 11/01 12:30
228F：推 Chiaor:好好笑。. 11/01 13:09
229F：推 kkuso:不用麻烦了不用麻烦了~兔子拿去吧 11/01 13:27
※ xyz:转录至看板 Yup01-06 11/01 17:39
230F：推 u0vaca:一楼刚醒...上来PTT发现被PO出来... 11/01 22:36
231F：推 Johnnyacbb:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/01 22:47
232F：推 kaku216:靠!好贱XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/02 16:25
233F：推 hank61204:有股蛋蛋的哀伤 11/03 00:24
234F：→ selph1120:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/03 21:20
235F：→ nk330833:小学听的 现在已经大学了~当复习吧~~ 11/04 01:29
236F：推 yehnshin:超好笑的XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/04 16:10
237F：推 arousalC:这太好笑............................... 11/04 22:58
238F：推 eternaldark:兔子给你,让我踹吧! 11/06 13:46
239F：推 atpx:干 XD 真好笑 11/06 22:40
※ zarathustra7:转录至看板 D_Fin_Law_92 11/15 03:16
240F：推 akane7776:一直笑不停耶XDDDDDDDDDDD 11/15 17:14
241F：推 xyz148:一楼别难过 11/21 08:38
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