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标题[转录]Re: [问卦] 请问有易建联的八卦吗？
时间Wed Apr 20 01:20:03 2011
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作者: vc5566 (董卓的酒池肉林) 看板: Gossiping
标题: Re: [问卦] 请问有易建联的八卦吗？
时间: Tue Apr 19 20:17:22 2011
※ 引述《cmj (スクルド)》之铭言：
: 这位中国篮球选手，在中国国内CBA有很抢眼的表现。
: 在2007年被NBA公鹿队选中，现效力於巫师队。
: 不过感觉他在台湾好像是被拿来嘲笑的对象，
: 看到他总不免来个「怒砍」。
: 请问为什麽台湾的乡民看到他会有这种反应呢？
: 有他在美国的八卦吗？谢谢。
: 下面是有人搞出来的签名档，是本文就是这样吗？= =
美国乡民也一样吧...
以下内容为易帝在纽泽西篮网队效力之时，纽泽西乡民的言论
Yi and Hayes screwed us this game. Yi Better be off this team next year
易建联毁了我们的比赛，易最好明年滚出球队！
i would trade Yi for a box of girlscout cookies…. okay two boxes for you Yi
Fans
我宁愿用易去交换一盒女童军饼乾……好吧交换两盒，一盒给易迷
soooo we played a great game vs bobcats, and then cavs lose to bobcats lol.
oh and if i was rod thorn i would release kiki i dont care about marketing or
asian people coming to games yi sucks and lopez hurt his potential
我要是索恩，我会解雇范德维奇，我不在乎中国市场中国观众，易建联没用的东西。
they need a real PF for sure..Yi gets worse every game
球队需要一个真正的大前锋，易越来越无用处。
Can we sell Yi back to China for like $10,000 cash? I’d totally do it.
可以把易卖回给中国吗？只卖1万美元就够了。
can humphries please start at least once this year just to prove that he’s
better than yi.
能不能让humphries起码首发一次，好让他证明他确实比易建联强。
CDR’s in Kiki’s 「dog house」 huh? But not Yi, or Jarvis, or anyone else.
What a cruel joke.
CD-R被范德维奇关禁闭了？为什麽关的不是易？太可笑了。
I don’t know what everyone is complaining about, I'm pretty sure, at least
according to the Nets front office, this guy has 20-10 potential, just wait a
year or 8 he’s still a very raw player. One day Yi is going to fall out of
bed one morning and just start averaging 17ppg 8rpg 2bpg on 56% shooting-and
then sustain it for season after season. He’ll go from soft no bball iq
loser embarassment to lockdown defender… u guys just have to wait on this
guy. i want him in a net uniform until he retires. And he’s only 17 so he’s
got at least 45 years left in this league.
你们抱怨什麽东西？我确定！易建联有20分10板的潜力！我们要做的只是等上1年或者8年
等到易变成熟！
也许有一天易建联起床後就突然能变得场均17分8板2锅，命中率56%，从一个软蛋、零篮
球智商一无是处的球员变成一个强力防守者……
你们应该等到易长大，我希望易在篮网待到退役！现在易建联才只有17岁，所有他起码还
可以在NBA再打45年！
Wasn’t that the worst post conference you ever saw in your life! This Kiki
guy continues and continues to throw Yi excuses. The reported said Yi went
2-13 or 2-10 tonight what do you think about that? Kiki responds well Hayes
went blah for blah and Dooling went Blah for Blah like we didn’t ask you
that Kiki we’re talking about Yi here what in gods name is going on with
this Man!
范德维奇不停的为易建联找藉口。
当记者问起他对易建联本场13中2有什麽看法时，范德维奇不停的说Hayes怎麽怎麽样、
Dooling怎麽怎麽样，就是绝口不提易建联！这个家伙搞屁啊！
i hate yi. i hate kiki. yet, i still love the nets? lets package kiki/yi for
a group of chickens.
我恨易！我恨奇奇！但我仍然爱网队。把易建联和范德维奇一起打包送走换一窝小鸡来吧
I’ve never ever seen a guy rewarded for bad play as much as Yi. CD-R gets
benched while Yi is STARTING! STARTING! WHY?! I don’t understand Netsdaily
says he shooting 31% for February do you really start a guy like that? Why isn
’t he benched?! I'm so confused this team let me rephrase because it’s not
the teams fault Kiki gives me MIGRAINES!
我从没见过像易建联这样打得烂还能被褒奖的人。CDR坐冷板凳了，而易建联却一直在先
发！先发！先发！？
篮网日报说他二月份的命中率只有31%，而我们真的就让这样的家伙先发吗？为什麽不让
他去坐板凳？我很困惑，范德维奇令我头疼。
I fail to understand how we still have Yi supporters. What is there to
support? he sucks! let him go let him go let him go! or put him on the bench
I don’t care he does not deserve 30 mins a night!
我不明白为什麽现在还会有易迷？他到底有什麽值得支持的？
让他滚让他滚让他滚！或者把他放到冷板凳上！他不配得到每场30分钟的上场时间！
I just can’t get over the fact that as soon as that reporter asked Kiki on
his thoughts about Yi’s performance tonight he went straight to the guy with
the bad hip Dooling. Well Dooling went 2-9 like are you serious Kiki the
excuses for Yi needs to stop.
当有记者问奇奇关於易今晚的表现时，奇奇却转移话题谈论杜林，我实在无法接受这一点
! 范德维奇，请停止为易建联找藉口了！
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雷阿伦“请不要拿我的三分球和他做比较.这么做会让我丧失所有自信”
霍华德“我统治三秒区.他统治我”
诺维斯基“希望有一天我能像他那样比赛”
杰克逊：现在我才意识到，乔丹的身材的确有点矮。
奥尼尔：面对易时，偶尔使用假摔是正当防卫。
易帝一出 谁与争锋
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