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标题[转录][大哭] 整个就是糗王啊!!!
时间Sun Apr 10 23:57:27 2011
※ [本文转录自 StupidClown 看板 #1De1VJcb ]
作者: BikeBm ( ) 看板: StupidClown
标题: [大哭] 整个就是糗王啊!!!
时间: Sat Apr 9 16:24:46 2011
这是刚刚才发生的事...
今天从家里回到学校，打回家报平安後 也打给还在家的男友
这里要先说的就是我们之间常会开一些接近性骚扰(?)的小玩笑
情侣应该或多或少都会吧!
於是我打给男友(拨号中)
响了很久...终於接了
男:喂?
我:嘿嘿...今天穿什麽颜色的内裤啊AqA
....
男:你要找xx(男友名)吗?
他在睡觉...
天啊我整个人快崩溃了怎麽那麽糗!!!◢▆▅▄▃崩╰(〒皿〒)╯溃▃▄▅▇◣
後来才知道那是他哥....
而且我还跟他家约好下下礼拜去他家吃饭耶现在是要怎麽办啦!!
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1F：推 Ida102:下下周，哥：我今天是穿红色的哦^.< 04/09 16:27
2F：推 kyuboa:下下周 ,哥:让你猜吧 04/09 16:29
3F：推 lucky1lk:哥：原PO...我可以喔^.< 04/09 16:29
4F：推 hyelim20:下周，哥：你猜你猜你猜猜猜 04/09 16:30
5F：→ angelmax:这是在约__吗 XDDDD 04/09 16:37
7F：推 answer1213:我笑了XD 04/09 16:58
8F：推 a2088149:楼楼上XDD 04/09 17:02
9F：推 kyuboa:哥哥原来穿蕾丝的(惊 04/09 17:04
10F：推 asdfghjkl220:XDD 04/09 17:15
11F：推 superlight1:XD 04/09 17:39
12F：推 jeoca:XDDDD 04/09 17:43
13F：推 pluto9951020:XDDDDDDDDDDDDODDDDDDDDDDDDODDDDDOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/09 17:44
14F：→ yu820224:原PO好糗XDD 04/09 17:48
15F：推 blueworld:XDDDD 04/09 17:49
16F：推 deardearbaby:原来是那一件~看到图!我笑了 04/09 17:49
17F：推 Elivanta:笑翻XD 04/09 17:51
18F：推 NotForever:糗翻了XD 04/09 17:51
19F：推 gkdms734:XD 04/09 17:52
20F：推 dreamtender:XD 04/09 17:56
21F：推 Iori2003:推六楼XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/09 18:06
22F：推 cady2009:看到图整个爆笑XDDD 04/09 18:09
23F：推 SDrunk:... 你都做了, 就面对吧 (拍) 04/09 18:09
24F：推 Neuer:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/09 18:12
25F：推 ncnupapa:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/09 18:14
26F：推 sutekidesune:XD 04/09 18:26
27F：推 hsnucct:六楼太赞了XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/09 18:31
28F：推 e8672596:XDDDDDDDDDD 04/09 18:31
29F：推 DavidGarrett:6F GJ =w= b 04/09 18:31
30F：推 Hateson:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/09 18:49
31F：推 kingsinger:糗到最高点...XDD 哥哥会是你心中永远的疙瘩 XDDDD 04/09 18:55
32F：→ shinshong:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd 04/09 19:04
33F：推 Hateson:原po形象都毁了............. 04/09 19:09
34F：推 iceman2:我跟我朋友也会开接近性骚扰的玩笑耶(掩面) 04/09 19:09
35F：推 twooone:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/09 19:27
36F：推 isaza:6f XDDDD 04/09 19:29
37F：推 mc12355:6f 宇智波鼬 秽土转生回来找你了 04/09 19:32
38F：推 Jackmax:六楼GJ~~~~ 04/09 19:39
39F：推 bigbear8:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/09 19:41
40F：→ yingsiou:XDDDDDDDDD 04/09 19:52
41F：推 kennyru04wj4:吃饭时，男友哥哥:我今天..我今天穿..(羞 04/09 19:59
42F：推 niceboy0972:哥哥：哎唷~不错喔!还蛮屌的 04/09 20:02
43F：推 Murasaki0110:鼬....................... 04/09 20:04
44F：推 firebutter:这太好笑了 哇哈哈哈 04/09 20:08
45F：推 Catfu:我也有过这种经验.. 不过我是直接叫对方honey 04/09 20:11
46F：→ Catfu:还一直叫了两次... 04/09 20:11
47F：推 yuisgood:看到图笑翻了XDD 04/09 20:13
48F：推 sku772003:六楼有笑有推XD 04/09 20:13
49F：推 human45:结果他哥真的买了条送你男友穿... 04/09 20:14
50F：推 bearichman:中正的喔..........ㄎㄎ 04/09 20:22
51F：→ azeing200:6F太强悍了！！！！！！！！！！ 04/09 20:24
52F：推 liar2:一楼超赞 04/09 20:26
53F：推 FTICR:图呢? 04/09 20:36
54F：→ pj2752:图在六楼 04/09 20:38
55F：推 RennChian:哈 XDDD 04/09 20:40
56F：推 chockwang:超糗XDDD 04/09 20:44
57F：推 Stan790310:分手吧!就跟你男友说你没脸见他家人... 04/09 20:46
58F：推 ccwthu:XDDDDDDDD 04/09 20:52
59F：推 YukiMew:笑到呛到.............XD 04/09 20:53
60F：推 chu630:早点分手吧,对彼此都好...这只会成为日後争吵的导火线而已 04/09 20:56
61F：→ chu630:男友:当年你根本故意想知道我哥穿什麽内裤,你心早已不在了! 04/09 20:57
62F：推 jsk316619:XDDDD 04/09 21:00
63F：推 niceboy0972:哥哥：人家都戴头上，没在穿呢~ (详18408) 04/09 21:05
64F：→ w94320:[超干] 弟弟的女朋友居然勾引我 04/09 21:14
65F：推 liyuoh:楼上标题要用超爽 04/09 21:29
66F：推 FragileLin:哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 好糗喔 04/09 21:30
67F：→ sroing:[超干]我的女朋友居然勾引我哥 04/09 21:31
68F：推 liyuoh:楼上这样才正确 04/09 21:32
69F：推 MDLOVE:哈哈哈 超好笑 04/09 21:36
70F：推 evasandy:糗翻了XD 04/09 21:41
71F：推 MyoCat:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/09 21:52
72F：推 tina800920:6F~GJ阿阿阿阿阿~~~~~~~~~~ 04/09 21:53
73F：→ lizmeees:在餐桌下喇哥哥的脚 04/09 21:53
74F：推 Virness: 双手握着闪光 04/09 21:55
75F：推 cAMPIP3:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/09 22:14
76F：推 su062k7:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/09 22:17
77F：推 tim20181:XDDDDDD 04/09 22:31
78F：推 gyman520:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/09 22:40
79F：推 elittle:我笑出来了 哈哈哈 你好糗XDD 04/09 22:44
80F：推 tvtiset:XDDDDDDDDDD 窘番了 04/09 22:48
81F：推 beaune:哥哥:他在睡觉 顺带一提 今天是红色的 04/09 23:06
82F：推 chanwei:有笑有推~XDDDDDDDDD 04/09 23:13
83F：推 mayberuey::推六楼XDDDD 04/09 23:18
84F：推 cookie1230:哥：你等一下唷 我去看 04/09 23:19
85F：推 david10520r:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/09 23:21
86F：推 eulb03: XDDDD 04/09 23:34
87F：推 FangCC:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/09 23:36
88F：→ theknight:哥:没穿，我刚刚才看过 04/09 23:47
89F：推 flyandfree01:哈哈哈有笑有推XDDDDDDDDDD 04/10 00:13
90F：推 elviswhite:哥:他在睡觉 你要来看我内裤的颜色吗 04/10 00:39
91F：推 jenny76725:我快笑死了xDDD 半夜不能笑很大声 我快内伤了= = 04/10 01:05
92F：推 Lunachen:推文中的图很好笑XD 04/10 01:15
93F：推 catcatorz:快笑死了哈哈哈哈哈哈 04/10 01:27
94F：推 babaluu:XDDDDD 04/10 01:31
95F：推 aeiouyaya:真的假的啦太好笑了吧 04/10 01:55
96F：推 Nadialove:你好好笑喔XDDD 04/10 02:09
97F：推 jeremyyyy:看到推文的图我笑翻了~ 04/10 02:51
98F：推 TOMOMI:半夜憋笑真的好痛苦XDDDDDDDDDD 04/10 03:19
99F：推 happymama:哈哈哈哈哈 04/10 03:26
100F：推 kiddno56979:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/10 05:01
101F：→ kiddno56979:如果接到我弟女友这种电话 我会顺便告诉她我弟穿什 04/10 05:03
102F：推 ziomatrix223:推文十分GJ XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/10 06:55
103F：推 woajw:XDD 04/10 10:04
104F：→ GGisme:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/10 11:01
105F：推 garry79618:6楼XDD 04/10 11:48
106F：推 summeruse:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD太好笑了!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 04/10 12:55
107F：推 suterzero:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 好好笑 看完心情都变好了 04/10 13:01
108F：推 music17195:XDDDD 04/10 14:05
109F：推 mortimer:[超干] 我女友原来跟我交往只是为了我哥 04/10 14:28
110F：推 bear0811:超糗的XDDDDDDD 六楼图也太写实了！ 04/10 14:42
111F：推 vinita:xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/10 15:16
112F：推 hatsmoke:XD 04/10 15:23
113F：推 z9988kk123:XDDDDDD 04/10 15:24
114F：推 mahahap3b:>//////////////< 04/10 15:37
115F：推 fiy7101:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/10 15:38
116F：→ qaz227018:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/10 15:43
117F：推 hhheyaidn:推六楼!! 04/10 16:04
118F：推 Yie:XDDD 04/10 16:43
119F：推 tingtoun:推6F XDDDD 04/10 17:24
120F：推 a1989919:我要是那位哥哥 我应该会暗爽吧 04/10 17:24
121F：推 smoky314:原po从此不穿内裤，就没有这问题了! 04/10 17:29
122F：推 MST06:推六楼！！！ 04/10 18:36
123F：推 Jarens:妈呀!!!XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/10 18:54
124F：推 wholewing:完了，从此无法面对哥哥 04/10 19:27
125F：推 vicmp:6F的图太中肯了XD 04/10 19:35
126F：推 r76630:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/10 20:07
127F：推 tikka1005:六楼的图冲击到我了 04/10 20:10
128F：推 mikiinme:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/10 20:15
129F：推 john2557:XDDDDDDDD 04/10 20:42
130F：推 cashko:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/10 20:50
131F：推 staria:惨... 04/10 21:13
132F：推 gash20050:六楼把这整篇文都昇华了XDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/10 21:15
133F：推 sket119:六楼不要啊XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/10 21:16
134F：推 youzen1226:六楼XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/10 23:41
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135F：→ jhgfdsa123:笨板看到的 有OP自删 04/10 23:58
136F：→ e12401421:万花筒眼原来还可以这样用啊@@!!! 04/11 00:07
137F：→ ihcorox:啊...转过来了... 04/11 00:18
138F：→ lovemeangel:靠XDDDDDDDD 04/11 01:04
139F：推 cmc761025:笑死我了 04/11 01:04
140F：推 Midoryugi:有一种奇异的感觉..... 04/11 04:47
141F：→ Midoryugi:平心而论(?)我觉得他们家全家(!)都很容易接到这种电话.. 04/11 04:50
142F：推 awen860836:我喷饭了XD 04/11 09:34
143F：推 biography:.............. 04/11 10:54
144F：推 hermitdruid:果然是火影版 笑死我了 04/11 12:32
145F：推 GYCHEN1215:崩坏的鼬 04/11 14:41
146F：推 eggdoegg:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/11 15:55
147F：推 killuaz:图太强大了!!XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/11 20:26
148F：推 TBdrays:还好 感觉他哥还算体贴... 04/12 00:24
149F：推 PallasAthena:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/12 01:24
150F：推 xxxer:温馨XD 04/12 03:27
151F：推 shadowmoo:原来原PO男友是佐助 04/12 11:59
152F：推 wfll:六楼太赞了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/12 17:38
153F：推 s954126333:妈啊 宇智波鼬的形象被一张图完全毁了XDDDDDDDDD 04/14 11:09