※ [本文转录自 MLB 看板 #1Fl9a4Ew ] 作者: JakeMcGee (Jake McGee) 看板: MLB 标题: [闲聊] King与Beltre 时间: Wed May 23 16:00:02 2012 昨天King跟吹哥在场边有很有趣的互动XXXD 很棒的Fansgraphs帮大家摘录了内容 http://tinyurl.com/7vkvmx7 King : Why didn't you call me? I called you. I called you like eight times. Why didn't you call me? 小鬼 : 你干麻不打给我。我打给你超多次的耶，你干麻不打给我 Beltre: I called you. Oh come on. I called you. Check your messages. I called. 吹哥 : 我打给你啦。拜托，我打给你了 查查讯息吧，我打过了 King : No you didn't call me. No no no. 小鬼 : 你没打给我 没有没有没有! Beltre: Man, check your phone. Must be broken. 吹哥 : 嘿 看看你的电话(手机)吧。它大概已经坏了 King : No way. 小鬼 : 不可能~ http://www.fangraphs.com/not/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/BeltreFelix1.gif Beltre: You know what. I also sent you a letter. Licked it all up and sent it right to you. 吹哥 : 你知道吗? 我还寄信给你哩 舔过封起来 再寄给你 King : Don't make me laugh. You think I'm some silly girl. 小鬼 : 你别逗我笑了。你以为我是那种傻妹吗? Beltre: No, I used my own spit. Sent it right to you. Lick, stamp, right with the mail carrier. 吹哥 : 哪有~~ 我是用我自己的口水 舔过 封起来 直接寄给你啊 King : That's rich. http://www.fangraphs.com/not/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/BeltreFelix2.gif King : So you think I'm hiding the letter here in my sleeves? You think I got it here with me? 小鬼 : 所以你是觉得我把信藏在我的袖子里罗? Beltre: Yeah you got it. 吹哥 : 对 King : Yeah I got your letter and I just got it right here in my shirt. 小鬼 : 对啦 我有收到你的信，然後我把它放在我的衣服里 http://www.fangraphs.com/not/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/BeltreFelix3.gif King : You want to check my shirt? Check my shirt. Check it. Come look. 小鬼 : 你想检查我的衣服吗? 来吧 来检查看看啊? Beltre: Felix, you're such a drama queen. Stop it. 吹哥 : 嘿 你真的很会演耶。该停了 King : You say you wrote a letter. That I got it. That I got it in my shirt. 小鬼 : 你说你写信给我啊。我从我衣服里拿到啦 Beltre: You're crazy man. 吹哥 : 你大概疯了XXD (吹哥应该不知道该回什麽好了) King : COME CHECK MY SHIRT. 小鬼 : 过~来~检~查~我~的~衣~服~~~~~~~ http://www.fangraphs.com/not/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/BeltreFElix4.gif King : You know what? I'm done. 小鬼 : 你知道吗? 结束了 Beltre: What you mean. 吹哥 : 你共啥? King : Look here. Here's my heart. You see my heart. You slap it around a little, slap it around a little — AND THEN YOU SMACK IT TO THE GROUND AND BREAK IT. 小鬼 : 你看~ 这是我的心 你打它又打它 然後~~~你把它砸到地上啊 它破了...... Beltre: You know what… you should get going. Someone might see this. 吹哥 : 你知道吗? 你该继续 有人在看 King : MY HEART YOU SMACKED IT TO THE GROUND LIKE THIS 小鬼 : 你把我的心 砸到地上啊~~~~~ Beltre: Yeah. Uh. I'll call you later. 吹哥 : 好啦 痾~ 我晚点在打给你 http://www.fangraphs.com/not/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/BeltreFelix5.gif 两个人超级宝的 XXXXD --

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