※ [本文转录自 Baseball 看板] 作者: L2M (天下有雪) 看板: Baseball 标题: [分享] 大联盟本周冷笑话四则 时间: Wed May 14 00:59:21 2008 第一则 勇士队目前4胜13败的客场巡回赛成绩， 比起演歌双栖琳赛.萝涵的巡回演唱会表现还糟。 (At 4-13, the Braves have a worse road record than Lindsay Lohan.) 第二则 洋基可以靠签下David Wells来吃下一些投手局数， 但是如果一不注意，他可能也会吃光所有投手食物。 (The Yankees could sign David Wells to eat up some innings for the pitching staff. Of course, if they’re not careful, he’ll eat the whole pitching staff!) 第三则 你怎麽知道游骑兵队的防守是经过某位捕鱼高手指导过的？ 因为目前已经有美联最多36次失误的游骑兵队，证明他们很懂得怎麽"先抓再放"。 (How do you know the Rangers’ defense is coached by a top-notch fisherman? Because with 36 errors, they have the AL’s best catch-and-release policy!) 第四则 Richie Sexson因为打了Kason Gabbard而被禁赛(六场)。 当然，水手队球迷看到他终於打得到东西的好消息，内心自然欣慰不已。 (Richie Sexson was suspended for punching Kason Gabbard. Of course, Mariners fans were just happy to finally see him hit something!) ============================================================================ 出处：http://0rz.tw/c543T 作者：Sean Deveney, SportingNews -- ▃▄▅▆◣ ▃▄▅▆▇█◣ ˍ▁▃▄▅ ▅▆▂▃ ▅▆▇▆ ▂▃▄ ▆▇▆ ▃▄▅▆▇ ▂▃▄▅▆◣ ▁▂▃▄▅▅◣ ▋ ◣ ◢ ▃▄▅ ▃｜▅▆｜◥◤ ▂▃▄▄▃▆ ▌ ◥◣ ▄◤▃▄ ▋ ▃▄▅◣ ▄ ◥▃ ▊▋ ◥ ◥▋▋ˍ ▊ ▂▃▄▅▅◣ ▄ ◤ ◥ ◣ ◥▊ ψviophex ▌▅▆◥▍ ▄▅▆◤ --

※ 发信站: 批踢踢实业坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 118.166.129.10 我把推文修掉了...比较不占空间 凌晨一点多,看到第四点时,当场笑出声音,把室友吓了一跳 --

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