Once upon a time, there lived a monster without a name.The monster wanted a name
so badly that he could't stand it.So the monster decided to go off on a journey
to find himself a name.But because the world was so big,the monster split in two
and went on two separate journeys.One went east, and the other went west.The on
e that went east found a village.There was a blacksmith at the village entrance.
"Mr. Blacksmith, please give me your name.""I can't give you my name.""If you gi
ve me your name,I will jump inside you and make you stronger in return.""Really?
I'll give you my name if you can make me stronger."The monster jumped inside th
e blacksmith.The monster became Otto the blacksmith.Otto the blacksmith was the
stronger man in the village.But one day...."Look at me! Look at me!""The monster
inside me has grown this Johan. It is a wonderful name.big!"Chomp. Munch. Crunc
Otto from the inside out.He went back to being a monste--Monster a name.Even th
ugh he jumped inside Hans the shoemaker.... Chomp. Munch. Crunch. Guip.He went b
ack to being a monster without a name again.Even though he jumped inside Thomas
the hunter....Chomp. Munch. Crunch. Guip.He still went back to being a monster w
ithout a name.The monster went to the castle to find a wonderful name.Inside the
castle, there was a very sick boy."I'll make you stronger if you give me your n
ame.""I'll give you my name if you can cure my illness and make me stronger."
The monster jumped inside the boy.The boy became very healthy.The king was delig
hted."The prince is well! The prince is well!"The monster became fond of the boy
's name.He also grew fond of his life inside the castle.That's why he endured ev
en when he became hungry.Every day, even when his stomach became very empty, he
endured.But because he became so hungry...."Look at me! Look at me!""The monster
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欢迎来ptt2 找我泡茶聊天喔
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※ 编辑: greatfish 来自: 61.231.64.241 (06/08 13:57)
1F:推 kuokevin:帅! 06/08 14:33
2F:推 blackmomo:强者啊XDDD 06/08 14:36
3F:推 sevenmonkeys:我觉得用WHAT A WONDERFUL NAME比较好 06/08 15:52
4F:推 venvendoggy:Look at me! Look at me! 06/08 18:18
5F:推 Erich:可惜BBS好像没办法显示捷克文...我之前有在web上用过原文 06/08 18:20
6F:推 furato:赞~~ 请问哪里看得到原文版的 06/10 01:29
7F:→ Erich:电脑里新增语言-捷克文,然後看着漫画打就好啦 06/10 08:13
8F:推 kuangdao:推!!有感觉~! 06/11 21:46