※ [本文转录自 Baseball 看板 #1e08mEhk ] 作者: XBogaerts (赚烂了赚烂了) 看板: Baseball 标题: [分享] 100种进伤兵名单的方式：超市买水受伤 时间: Thu Apr 17 13:04:53 2025 明尼苏达双城队内野手 Jose Miranda 正经历糟糕的一周 明尼苏达双城队内野手 Jose Miranda 这周过得不太顺利。首先，他在周末因为一个尴尬 的跑垒失误而被降级到小联盟。接着，在周二，他因为以最奇怪的方式扭伤左手而被列入 伤病名单：在 Target 超市购买瓶装水时受伤。 根据明尼苏达Star Tribune报导：他周一休息日在 Target 购物时受伤。一箱水从他手中 滑落，当他在箱子掉落前重新抓住时，感到疼痛。 将 Miranda 的手部扭伤列入棒球怪异受伤史应该是合理的，就像 Sammy Sosa 因打喷嚏 而伤到背部、Clint Barmes 携带鹿肉时绊倒骨折锁骨，以及 Glenallen Hill 在做了一 个关於蜘蛛的噩梦後掉进玻璃桌而受伤的案例一样。 今年26岁的 Miranda 本季在双城队的开局不稳定。在他前36次打击中，他的打击率 仅为.167/.167/.250 (OPS+ 18)，打出一支全垒打和五分打点。 Miranda 此前已证明自己是明尼苏达队的重要贡献者，在本赛季开始前的286场比赛中 ，他的OPS+达到104。 雪上加霜的是，Miranda 的伤势恰逢双城队正关注先发游击手 Carlos Correa 的伤情。 Correa 因左手腕疼痛而退出了周二对纽约大都会队的比赛。目前尚未确定他是否需要一 段时间休养恢复，但理论上，这种可能性本来可以为 Miranda 在未来几天重返大联盟球 队打开大门。 Minnesota Twins infielder Jose Miranda is not having his best week. First, he was demoted to the minors over the weekend after making an embarrassing baserunning gaffe. Then, on Tuesday, he was placed on the injured list after straining his left hand in the oddest way possible: while purchasing a pack of bottled water at Target. Here's more on Miranda's malady, courtesy of the Minnesota Star Tribune: He sustained the injury during the Saints' off day Monday shopping at Target. A case of water slipped from his grasp, and he felt pain when he re-grabbed it before it fell. It's probably fair to go ahead and place Miranda's strained hand in the annals of weird baseball injuries, right next to Sammy Sosa hurting his back sneezing; Clint Barmes fracturing his collarbone after tripping while carrying deer meat; and Glenallen Hill falling through a glass table after having a nightmare involving spiders. Miranda, 26, was off to a shaky start this season with the Twins. In his first 36 trips to the plate, he'd hit .167/.167/.250 (18 OPS+) with a home run and five runs batted in. Miranda had previously established himself as a solid contributor for Minnesota, posting a 104 OPS+ in 286 games entering this season. To add insult to literal injury, Miranda's ailment comes at the same time the Twins are on injury watch for starting shortstop Carlos Correa. Correa departed Tuesday's contest against the New York Mets because of soreness in his left wrist. It's to be determined if he will need some time on the shelf to get hearty and hale, but, at least in theory, that possibility could have opened the door for Miranda to rejoin the big-league roster over the coming days. https://t.co/GMwEUo5BNj CBS Sports -- ◢███◣ █ ◢███◣ █ ◢███◣ █◤ ◥█ █ █◤ ◥█ █ █◤ ◥█ █ █ ██ █ █ █ █◣ ◢█ █ █ █ █ █ █ ◥███◤ █◣ ◢█ █ █◣ ◢█ █ ▅▅▅▅▅ IU - Palette ◥███◤ █ ◥███◤ █ █ █ https://youtu.be/d9IxdwEFk1c --

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