作者JakeMcGee (Jake McGee)
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标题[闲聊] King与Beltre
时间Wed May 23 16:00:02 2012
昨天King跟吹哥在场边有很有趣的互动XXXD
很棒的Fansgraphs帮大家摘录了内容
http://tinyurl.com/7vkvmx7
King : Why didn't you call me? I called you. I called you like eight times.
Why didn't you call me?
小鬼 : 你干麻不打给我。我打给你超多次的耶，你干麻不打给我
Beltre: I called you. Oh come on. I called you. Check your messages. I called.
吹哥 : 我打给你啦。拜托，我打给你了 查查讯息吧，我打过了
King : No you didn't call me. No no no.
小鬼 : 你没打给我 没有没有没有!
Beltre: Man, check your phone. Must be broken.
吹哥 : 嘿 看看你的电话(手机)吧。它大概已经坏了
King : No way.
小鬼 : 不可能~
http://www.fangraphs.com/not/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/BeltreFelix1.gif
Beltre: You know what. I also sent you a letter.
Licked it all up and sent it right to you.
吹哥 : 你知道吗? 我还寄信给你哩
舔过封起来 再寄给你
King : Don't make me laugh. You think I'm some silly girl.
小鬼 : 你别逗我笑了。你以为我是那种傻妹吗?
Beltre: No, I used my own spit. Sent it right to you.
Lick, stamp, right with the mail carrier.
吹哥 : 哪有~~ 我是用我自己的口水 舔过 封起来 直接寄给你啊
King : That's rich.
http://www.fangraphs.com/not/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/BeltreFelix2.gif
King : So you think I'm hiding the letter here in my sleeves?
You think I got it here with me?
小鬼 : 所以你是觉得我把信藏在我的袖子里罗?
Beltre: Yeah you got it.
吹哥 : 对
King : Yeah I got your letter and I just got it right here in my shirt.
小鬼 : 对啦 我有收到你的信，然後我把它放在我的衣服里
http://www.fangraphs.com/not/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/BeltreFelix3.gif
King : You want to check my shirt? Check my shirt. Check it. Come look.
小鬼 : 你想检查我的衣服吗? 来吧 来检查看看啊?
Beltre: Felix, you're such a drama queen. Stop it.
吹哥 : 嘿 你真的很会演耶。该停了
King : You say you wrote a letter. That I got it. That I got it in my shirt.
小鬼 : 你说你写信给我啊。我从我衣服里拿到啦
Beltre: You're crazy man.
吹哥 : 你大概疯了XXD (吹哥应该不知道该回什麽好了)
King : COME CHECK MY SHIRT.
小鬼 : 过~来~检~查~我~的~衣~服~~~~~~~
http://www.fangraphs.com/not/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/BeltreFElix4.gif
King : You know what? I'm done.
小鬼 : 你知道吗? 结束了
Beltre: What you mean.
吹哥 : 你共啥?
King : Look here. Here's my heart. You see my heart. You slap it around a
little, slap it around a little — AND THEN YOU SMACK IT TO THE
GROUND AND BREAK IT.
小鬼 : 你看~ 这是我的心 你打它又打它 然後~~~你把它砸到地上啊 它破了......
Beltre: You know what… you should get going. Someone might see this.
吹哥 : 你知道吗? 你该停了 有人在看
King : MY HEART YOU SMACKED IT TO THE GROUND LIKE THIS
小鬼 : 你把我的心 砸到地上啊~~~~~
Beltre: Yeah. Uh. I'll call you later.
吹哥 : 好啦 痾~ 我晚点在打给你
http://www.fangraphs.com/not/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/BeltreFelix5.gif
两个人超级宝的 XXXXD
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1F：推 brighton16:耍宝 XD 05/23 16:03
2F：推 cena0605:KING场上霸气十足 没想到好爱耍宝XDD 05/23 16:05
3F：推 MrHeat:哈哈 北七 (不会被桶吧 XD) 05/23 16:05
4F：推 yankeefat:好好笑XD 05/23 16:05
5F：推 tanaka0826:XD 05/23 16:17
6F：推 andynanpa:借转小鬼当家版 05/23 16:28
※ andynanpa:转录至看板 Mariners 05/23 16:28
7F：推 sg1987:XD 05/23 16:36
8F：推 ps20012001:XD 有X情... 05/23 16:37
9F：→ aa22456222:你把我的心 砸到地上啊~~~~~ XDDD 05/23 16:38
10F：推 fetoyeh:这两个是小屁孩吗 XDDD 05/23 16:40
11F：→ fetoyeh:啊不对 基本上都是Felix在玩 XDD 05/23 16:47
12F：推 evilvens:XD 05/23 16:59
13F：推 giunrz:这对话有蠢到 XDD 05/23 17:29
14F：→ JBLs:靠盃XDDDD 05/23 17:54
15F：推 ImpactBlue:比手划脚 XD 05/23 18:04
16F：推 wade850617:有人之到King的嘴巴怎麽了吗@@ 怎麽有一块东西 05/23 19:03
17F：推 peanuti:哈 有趣 05/23 19:15
18F：推 tsming:XDDDDDD 05/23 19:15
19F：推 mmonkeyboyy:这好像是第二段了吧@_@ 05/23 21:36
20F：推 linmelissa:有对话耶，更好笑XDDDDDDDDDD 05/23 22:18
21F：→ Hataqs:you should get going,你该离开或结束, 不是继续. 05/23 23:33
谢谢修正
22F：推 KingFelix34:Beltre出来面对! 05/24 00:56
23F：推 asdfzx:吹哥输了 XD 05/24 02:34
24F：推 FANTASHEVA:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/24 04:24
※ 编辑: JakeMcGee 来自: 1.171.108.232 (05/24 09:14)
25F：推 ForgerEames:KING还拉衣服转来转去太可爱了吧XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/24 11:24
26F：→ ForgerEames:吹爷那句「有人在看」有无限想像空间。（误）XDD 05/24 11:26
27F：→ ForgerEames:借转游骑兵板，感谢您。 05/24 11:27
※ ForgerEames:转录至看板 Rangers 05/24 11:27
28F：推 siliver:XD 05/24 12:35