作者mayfirst (2010AL冠军游骑兵)
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标题[讨论] Derek Jeter寻职广告-美国乡民版
时间Fri Dec 3 18:14:30 2010
New York, NY – The
Derek Jeter saga took another unusual twist on Wednesday,
after the free agent
Yankee captain placed a
personal ad on Craigslist.com,
outlining that he is
‘totally available’ for teams in the market for
subpar
defense,
average hitting, and highlighted that he would be willing to fill
that position for only
$25 million/year.
美国乡民恶搞~~DJ在网站上登了一则求职广告，他一年只要25M镁，低於一般平均的防守，
普通的打击，给需要补强游击手位置的球队
The ad was placed in the
‘general labor’ jobs section, as the
‘washed up
aging superstar seeking absurd contract’ tab was full.
The ad begins:
Aging shortstop with below average range, average hitter coming off worst
season of career. Willing to play for $25 million/year
- Hard worker, especially when grossly overpaid
- Great leader, with a willingness to eat up as much payroll as possible
- Highly motivated by winning, and even more so by $25 million
- Experience receiving large sums of money for no apparent reason
- Willingness to jump while throwing the ball, no matter how unnecessary
- All-time Major League leader in intangibles
- Not A-Rod
*认真的工作者，特别是过度的overpaid时
*很棒的领导者，且愿意极尽所能的领到高额薪资
*对胜利有很高的动力，因此需要25M镁
*没有任何理由获得大笔金钱方面很有经验
*当接到球时愿意去跳传，不管有多麽不必要
*intangibles(触摸不到的; 无形的, 无实体的)方面是美国职棒All-time Leader
*不是A-Rod!!
Talks between Jeter and the Yankees broke down last week after the Yankees
were unable to obtain the necessary spaceship required to meet Jeter in
whichever universe it is where he’s worth $25 million.
The 11-time all-star also posted an ad in the ‘lost-found’ section for his
missing cat, Binkie.
新闻来源:
http://www.ff-press.com/derek-jeter-places-ad-on-craigslist-6.html
无意间看到的，美国乡民果然是非常酸，笑笑就好，不必太认真看待XDDDD
反正他一定会回到洋基~~
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2010 Texas Rangers Postseason Franchise Roster
(SP)Cliff Lee (C)Benjie Molina (1B)Mitch Moreland (2B)Ian Kinsler
(SS)Elvis Andrus (3B)Michael Young (LF)David Murphy (CF)Josh Hamilton
(RF)Nelson Cruz (DH)Vladimir Guerrero (SP)C.J. Wilson (SP)Colby Lewis
(CL)Neftali Feliz (RP)Darren O'Day (RP)Darren Oliver (SP)Derek Holland
(RP)Alexi Ogando (RP)Michael Kirkman (C)Matt Treanor (OF)Julio Borbon
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1F：推 Purekim:酸爆了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/03 18:16
2F：推 Tertulian:给予酸度满分的评价XDDDDDD 12/03 18:17
3F：推 itaiitai:超酸XDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/03 18:17
4F：→ GN2000:Not A-Rod XD 12/03 18:19
5F：推 felix1984:第二点是不是说 极尽所能的吃球队的薪资预算xd 12/03 18:23
6F：推 Iori2010:这麽酸,DerekPeter表示: 12/03 18:28
7F：推 dtjaster:如果这样也能领到25m镁~那兔肉可真是超值了... 12/03 18:29
8F：推 SULICon:XD 12/03 18:31
9F：推 ecbytesan:XD 12/03 18:34
10F：推 hung31017:XDD 12/03 18:41
11F：推 mystique05:第五点 XDD 12/03 18:45
12F：推 leoturkey:XDDDDDDDD 12/03 18:53
13F：推 isotropic:Not A-Rod XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/03 19:29
14F：推 shyuanan1:XD 12/03 19:30
15F：推 chiusna:第五点超好笑的XDDDDD 12/03 19:35
16F：推 rex9999:反正到最後洋基还是会买帐… 纽约之王四年60M别太意外唷 12/03 19:47
17F：推 devilsky:当接到球时愿意去跳传，不管有多麽不必要 XDD 12/03 19:51
18F：推 soaringfish:第三点是"被胜利高度驱动 而25M的驱动力则更高" 12/03 19:53
19F：推 JubeChocobo:高度驱动好怪...前面那一句比较喜欢原po的翻译 12/03 19:55
20F：推 HDanny:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/03 20:11
21F：推 keroro01:Jeter:多用点招牌姿势传球回馈球迷有错吗? 12/03 20:14
22F：推 ejo3square:第五点超好笑XD 12/03 20:25
23F：推 maikxz:天下酸民一般样XD 12/03 20:29
24F：推 jagdzaku:这PH值是负值 12/03 20:43
25F：→ olis:十颗柠檬～ ( ￣ c￣)y▂ξ 12/03 20:53
26F：推 HcaS:乾...超酸.第5点让我笑了好久.lol 12/03 20:58
27F：推 b08049456:XDDDD 12/03 21:06
28F：→ k33536:原来他的DP还不足以被酸@@ 12/03 21:07
29F：推 sealin:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/03 21:14
30F：推 AndyPettitte:XD 12/03 21:17
31F：推 DerekPeter:◢▆▅▄▃崩╰(〒皿〒)╯溃▃▄▅▇◣ 12/03 21:21
32F：推 wenhh88:XD 我国酸民程度还得多努力呀 12/03 21:23
33F：推 egghead:对胜利有很高的动力，在有25M镁时尤然 12/03 21:50
34F：推 kee32:第三点应该是:对胜利有很高的动力,对25M镁有更高的动力!!! 12/03 22:07
35F：→ kee32:原来不只我发现翻译的小瑕疵了 >_< 12/03 22:08
36F：推 paoan:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/03 22:10
37F：→ mayfirst:给楼楼上:很高兴帮我翻得更好，因为我自己翻的也怪怪的 12/03 22:20
38F：推 waderu:本篇值5颗大柠檬!!! 12/03 22:20
39F：推 TassadarGau:PH值够低www 12/03 22:21
※ waderu:转录至看板 NY-Yankees 12/03 22:21
40F：→ waderu:借转NYY 12/03 22:21
41F：→ mayfirst:^___________________________________________________^ 12/03 22:21
42F：推 kigohcy:对胜利有很高的动力,但仍比不上有25M镁时 12/03 22:48
43F：推 soeasylai:超爆笑...Not A-rod..囧 12/03 22:53
44F：推 BastardRose:有够酸 真是好文 12/03 22:55
45F：推 guest0710:当接到球时愿意去跳传，不管有多麽不必要......... 12/03 22:55
46F：推 liucy1127:XD 12/03 22:56
47F：推 yuenwwjd:跳传那点後劲挺强的 XDDDD 12/03 23:01
48F：推 WLR:看来Jeter是玩神族的，很喜欢跃传XD Derek Jeter已经抵达~ 12/03 23:15
49F：推 soaringfish:我觉得kee翻得比较好 XDDD 12/03 23:25
50F：推 miabcd199:超酸 XDD 12/03 23:35
51F：推 w9103:哈哈 12/04 00:23
52F：推 chemikelvin:XD 12/04 00:30
53F：推 tonometer:Jeter:我回来领钱 12/04 01:28
54F：推 Exusiai:Jeter:这个球员将进行勒索 12/04 01:45
55F：推 newest:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/04 02:19
56F：推 kaku216:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/04 08:01
57F：推 wakuwaku:酸度满分！ 12/04 11:02
58F：推 mess0706:第六点有点银魂style的吐槽感 12/04 22:07