作者RollingWave (Lost in the Dark)
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标题[翻译] Mariners Foibles - 水手碎裂
时间Tue Jun 24 21:29:26 2008
最近十分流行轰炸水手 FO 团队... 那 USSMariner.com的老大哥Dave Cameron 怎麽能
错过呢?XD (好像是在Bavasi被火的前几天写的)
http://tinyurl.com/58mhn9
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As I write this, the Seattle Mariners have the worst record in baseball at
24-42. They stand 16 1/2 games behind the first place Angels and, worse, they
stand a staggering nine games behind the third place Texas Rangers. The team
will have to play inspired baseball for the rest of the season to just avoid
finishing in last place, and suffice it to say, this isn't how the front office
saw the 2008 season going.
在我写此同时水手的战绩是大联盟最差的 24-42。 他们不但是离第一名的天使有16.5场
的差距,更惨的是他们距离第三名的游骑兵都差了九场!!!!这支球队需要在剩下的赛程中
有神奇的力量加持才能够不垫底。 这很明显的不是水手FO想像中的球季。
"It's a completely demoralizing position we're in right now, based on the
completely legitimate (preseason) expectations" was the line recently offered
up by General Manager Bill Bavasi after last week's sweep at the hand of an
Angels roster missing Vladimir Guerrero and Chone Figgins in a series where
John Lackey didn't take the mound. Even with the reality of lousiness staring
them in the face, the executives in charge of compiling this roster are
unwilling to admit that this team was assembled poorly. It wasn't just a bad
move here or an underperforming player there, but a long series of poor
decisions that have led to this abysmal season. In fact, the foundations for
this failure were laid years ago. Let's look at where this disaster started.
”这是个令人完全绝望的情况,尤其是相对於我们开季前完全合理的期待” 这是GM
猪头B 在上礼拜被缺Guerrero / Figgan 跟没有轮到John Lackey投球的天使横扫後的发
言。 即使面对惨烈的现实负责组合这个球队的主管们还是不愿意承认他们的球队组成彻
底失败。 这不是因为一两个错误/不幸的决定或是ㄧ两个球员出乎意料的低潮而造成的
球季,事实上今年的失败再多年前就已经注定,让我们来看看这个灾难是如何开始的吧。
October 27, 2003
Coming off a 93 win season that saw the team fade down the stretch and fail to
make the playoffs, Pat Gillick resigned as GM and was replaced by Bill Bavasi,
but the basic plan for that offseason was laid before Gillick ever stepped
aside. Central to that plan was the decision to decline an offer of arbitration
to Mike Cameron, who badly wanted to stay in Seattle. Cameron was vastly
underappreciated by the organization due to his contact problems and their
failure to understand just how valuable his glove was in center field. Two weeks
later, they announced the signing of Raul Ibanez to play left field, shifting
Randy Winn to cover center in Cameron's absence. At the time, they noted the
defensive downgrade but explained that it would be more than offset by the
offensive improvement. Ibanez has hit well since returning to Seattle, but his
defense in left field can only be described as atrocious and is one of the most
glaring issues that has sunk the 2008 team to the bottom of the A.L. West. The
seeds of the Ibanez-as-LF disaster were planted on the day that the team decided
to jettison Cameron and make a conscious decision to sacrifice defense while
chasing minor offensive improvements.
10/27/2003
在球队因为季末的崩盘而导致这只93胜的球队没有进入季後赛之後,Pat Gillick因此请辞
GM而猪头B接任,但在此时基本的计画已经拟定了。这个计画的核心就是不给Mike
Cameron 薪资仲裁,Cameron很想留在西雅图但是球队因为他是电风扇而不喜欢他,也同
时严重的低估了他的手套在中外野的重要性,两周後他们签下了Raul 一半椰子,并决定让
Randy Winn 守中外野, 在此时他们有提到守备的问题但是认为打击的进步会能拟补这个
问题,一半椰子回到西雅图後打得很好,但是他的守备只能以恐怖来形容,而这个超烂的
守备也是今年水手核爆的原因之一。这个结果在当年球队为了追求一点点打击升级而放弃
了很大的守备驻的因。
January 8, 2004
The Mariners organization has long been infatuated with player personalities
and their effects on team chemistry, often making headscratching decisions
based not on on-field ability but instead on thier preconceived notions of
leadership and how the game is supposed to be played. That move is typified
in the decision to literally give Carlos Guillen to the Tigers, as the
organization had grown weary of his late-night drinking and his perceived
negative influence on Freddy Garcia. They decided that they would rather go
with Rich Aurilia as their shortstop - a guy who more fit their mold of how
players should approach the game than Guillen. Aurilia was a gigantic bust and
was released four months later, while Guillen has gone on to become one of the
American League's best infielders ever since. It was impossible to see
Guillen's breakout coming at the time, but the logic used - choosing to field a
worse baseball team in order to have better people on it - has haunted the
organization repeatedly over the years.
1/8/2004
水手球团很重视球员的人品,也因此常常做出白目的决定,放走比较有能力的球员而请来
比较有人品的球员,这类的动作代表当然是把Carlos Guillen免费送给老虎队然後去签下
Rich Aurilla 来打游击,只因为他们讨厌爱喝酒的Guillen,而认为好人Aurillia会因此
让球队比较”团结”,结果Aurilla烂到四个月後就被丢了而Guillen从那时开始是美联最
有价值的内野手之一。当然当时不大可能看到Guillen会忽然进步,但是当时把他放走的逻
辑这些年来多次的伤害了球队。
December 15, 2004
After a disastrous 2003 season, the organization was determined to make a big
splash and find some new offensive stars to build around, using their financial
advantage over the rest of the division to rebuild through free agency. They
coveted Carlos Delgado's left-handed power, but after a long dance with him
over contract terms, they got tired of waiting and threw $52 million at Plan B
- Richie Sexson. Heading into his age 30 season and coming off a major injury
while possessing classic old player skills, making a long term commitment to a
player with Sexson's profile looked remarkably foolish at the time, and the
concerns we raised about guaranteeing an aging Sexson big money have proven
true with time. He's simply aged very poorly and is not a major league quality
starting first baseman anymore, but the Mariners owe him $15.5 million for the
2008 season. Instead of looking at an aging veteran heading for decline and
finding a younger, cheaper alternative, the organization focused on intangibles
such as Sexson's intimidating power and ability to be an RBI man. Unwilling to
admit that they had missed the boat on how he was going to age, Mariners fans
instead got to watch his career end mercilessly during both the '07 and '08
seasons, while Sexson became the embodiment of everything wrong with this team.
在惨烈的03球季後球团决定利用他们的金钱优势去找些火力,他们本来想追Carlos
Delgado,但是在条件许久还谈不拢的情况下他们没耐心了,因此砸了4/52 去买 Richie
Sexson. Sexson 当时要年满30岁而且上一个球季伤痛不断,丢钱去签这种老人球型的打者
长约当时就看起来很危险,而我们当时对这个合约的质疑经得起时间的考验,他老化的速
度非常的快而现在根本不是大联盟级的先发球员了,但是水手还欠他15.5M。 在当时没看
到一个已经开始要快速走下坡的球员而被一些虚幻的能力如他”吓人”的炮瓦或是他是
”经过证明的打点人”迷惑的水手球团不愿意承认他们的错误,也因此水手球迷得以观赏
他的选手生涯在这两年大爆炸,性儿子已经成为了这支球队问题的象徵。
December 22, 2005
If there's one glaring flaw the front office of the Mariners has, it's a total
inability to evaluate pitching talent. They come from a bent that is entirely
seduced by results and cares nothing about the process or the context that
those results were produced in. Nowhere is this more obvious than when the
Mariners gave Jarrod Washburn a 4-year, $37.5 million deal to leave the Angels
and join their starting rotation. Washburn was coming off a 2005 season where
he posted an obviously flukey 3.20 ERA, built entirely on a house of
runner-stranding cards. His league high left-on-base percentage predictably
regressed to the mean, and he went right back to being the #5 starter that he's
been for years. Instead of being a solidifying force in the rotation, Washburn
has given the M's 445 innings with a 4.72 ERA in a terrific pitcher's park
since signing. Despite having to watch him implode in 2008, the M's are on the
hook for another $10 million in salary in 2009, and they'd be lucky to give
Washburn away at this point. Thanks to a pitching analysis based on results,
the organization continues to just wildly misunderstand how to predict future
run prevention, and this is most obvious with the Washburn contract. By the way,
the next best offer Washburn had on the table was 2 years at a total of $14
million.
12/22/2005
水手球团最糟糕的就是他们完全缺乏评估投手的能力,完全的备结果迷惑而对於过程浑然
不觉,这个最糟糕的范例就是跟Jarrod Washburn 签下 4/37.5的合约,洗炸弹05年交出了
漂亮的3.20 ERA,但是那完全是因为对手垒上打击严重便秘的好运,这个好运可想而知的
很快的就吐回来了,而他也回到了他五号先发的真面目,他不但没有如水手预期的稳固
轮值,反而给了他们445局的4.72ERA...在一个很好的投手球场。 水手在09年还欠他10M
而现在他们大概想把洗炸弹送人都没人要了。因为这种只看结果的主管让水手完全没有任
何评估投手未来成功的能力。 当时洗炸弹第二好的约只有 2/14.
January 4, 2006
Faced with a strong desire for some "left handed sock," the M's focused on a
list of low-cost, one-year options to fill the hole at Designated Hitter.
Completely ignoring the entire concept of replacement level, the M's
disregarded every player on the planet that wasn't a proven veteran with a long
track record of success, essentially ensuring they were going to get a
washed-up old timer on his last legs. That guy turned out to be Carl Everett,
and his could-see-it-coming-a-mile-away failure both doomed the offense and
led to an even more heinous transaction, when the Mariners shipped Asdrubal
Cabrera and Shin-Soo Choo to Cleveland in separate deals to acquire the DH
platoon of Ben Broussard and Eduardo Perez. Neither of the new acquisitions did
much to help an offense that was in disrepair, and the careless giving away of
talented youngsters in search of proven veterans depleted the farm system of
guys who could have helped the team down the line. When asked directly why the
team chose Everett over free talent guys such as Carlos Pena, Bavasi replied
that "we know Everett can hit 5th or 6th in the line-up, and Pena just hasn't
proven that he can do that yet". Good call, Bill.
1/4/2006
为了追求左炮,水手看了一群可以打一年工的低价选择,然後完全排除任何缺乏长期成功
的名子,这就已经保证了他们绝对会签到一个快玩完的老人,那个老人结果是恐龙
Everett, 而这个三岁小童都可以看出会完蛋的约造成了更多後续的伤害,在Everett不出
所料的失败後水手分次的把Asdrubal Cabrera 跟秋信守送给了笑脸人换来DH 轮值Edurdo
Perez 跟 Ben Broussard,两人都没啥帮助,而水手不小心丢出的球员让他们也因此没有
了小联盟的可能生力军。 在事後被问到为何签下了Everett而不是Carlos Pena, 猪头B
回答”因为我们确定Everrett可以打5/6棒,Pena 没有证明他可以” 伟哉! 猪头B
December 7, 2006
In another transaction that was bad enough on its own and unbelievably horrible
based on the future events it led to, we have the inexplicable Rafael Soriano
for Horacio Ramirez trade. The M's were tired of Soriano's lack of durability
and believed that his elbow was a ticking time bomb, so they set out to trade
him at the winter meetings that year. They settled on a left-handed National
Leaguer with a NL fastball because "he'd won some games before" and the Braves
were willing to make him available. Ramirez was a complete disaster, giving the
Mariners 100 innings of below replacement level performance before getting
released. To replace Soriano, the Mariners then converted 2006 #1 draft pick
Brandon Morrow into a relief pitcher, believing that they needed a new power
arm to replace the one they just lost. Two years later and Morrow is still
stuck in the bullpen, losing precious development time and not being able to
be viewed as a potential option for the rotation. Because Morrow wasn't
considered starter material, the Mariners blew $48 million on tub-of-goo Carlos
Silva and then spent a first round pick on Josh Fields in the 2008 draft in
order to have a new power reliever in the organization to allow them to move
Morrow back to the rotation eventually. By trading Soriano, the M's not only
got back a horrible pitcher, but they also opened several holes on the roster
that they then spent precious valuable resources trying to fill.
12/7/2006
又是一个本身就很糟而後续的影响正是遭透的交易,水手因为不喜欢Rafael Soriano的
痛痛人倾向而决定一定要交易他,然後他们去换了国联投手Horacio Rameriez.因为
Rameriez "曾经赢过不少次”Rameriez 完全的失败,给了水手超过100局比replacement
level 还差很多的成绩,而因为没了Soriano水手决定他们”必须”要有一个火球RP,
因此把他们当时最好的农作物投手Brandon Morrow改RP, Morrow因此失去了宝贵的发展时
间,而又因为Morrow变成RP水手砸了4/48去买一桶肥油 Carlos Silva,然後又因为
Silva 炸了所以急着把Morrow转回SP 然後第一回选了RP Josh Fields。 这个交易不只
造成了一个洞,而是为了补这个洞後面又开了更多洞。
December 18, 2006
Finally, the cherry on top of this amazing series of bad roster moves.
Determined to not let Everett go down as the worst designated hitter in
organizational history, the M's made the decision to fill their DH role for
2007 with a broken down middle infielder who had the power of an eight-year-old
girl. The Nationals simply wanted to move Jose Vidro, who didn't fit in a
league where defense was required, and somehow convinced the Mariners to pick
up $12 million of the remaining $18 million left on Vidro's contract. The
rationale given was that a move to DH would somehow restore the 32-year-old's
power and, besides, they really needed a #2 hitter who didn't strike out,
despite the fact that they had a team full of guys whose best skill was contact
and lacked power. Not surprisingly, Vidro's power never returned, and he's
posted a .289/.350/.376 line since coming over in the trade from Washington.
Only in Seattle would that be acceptable as a performance from a designated
hitter completely incapable of playing the field or running the bases, but
somehow, that's what the organization decided they wanted. Vidro's presence on
the roster not only kept the remains of Ibanez comically chasing fly balls in
the outfield, but it also has forced them to keep top prospect Jeff Clement
languishing in Tacoma while he destroys Pacific Coast League pitching.
Hilariously, Vidro's 2008 performance has been so terrible (.215/.260/.323)
that most fans are amazed he hasn't been released yet, but John McLaren's
lineup construction veers so far from reality that he's spent the last two
weeks alternating between the 3rd and 4th spots in the batting order. Seriously,
Vidro, he of the .583 OPS, spent several games hitting cleanup for the Mariners
recently. I wish I was kidding.
12/18/2006
最後的杰作,水手为了确保恐龙Everrett不是队史上最糟的DH而决定去换一个完全没瓦
的伤痛老人来当DH,那个人是Jose Vidro,国民当时只是想找任何人来拿他都可以,结
果水手还居然付了一堆钱跟农作物,他们认为打DH会让他的炮瓦恢复,结果当然没有,但
水手又说没关系,反正我们本来就想要一个不会三振的高打率二棒,虽然他们几乎整个球
队都是这种人。只有在西雅图Vidro的 .289/.350/.376 被接受成可以看的DH,也因为他
让一半椰子的屍体整天还在那里接不到飞球,而大物Jeff Clement屠杀了AAA却也上
不来,Vidro今年打的之差大部分人都很意外他还没被丢,但是他最近却好几次打3/4棒,
我真希望这是个笑话。
Through it all, the Mariners front office has demonstrated a staggering lack of
ability to evaluate and project major league talent. They have repeatedly
misunderstood what makes a winning team and made brutally bad choices that are
compounded by even worse decisions trying to fix the problems created by the
first act of ignorance. Through it all, they've doggedly maintained that their
ways are effective and will work despite mountains of evidence to the contrary.
Team President Chuck Armstrong, talking about the season and the job status of
the front office on May 25th, uttered the following quotes:
水手球团证明了他们不但完全不懂球员为何会成功,而且还根据他们完全错误的想法持续
进行而且还在之後为了拟补前面错误的情况下犯了更多的错误。 他们在罄竹难书的证据
面前还是不愿意承认错误,球团总理Chuck Armstrong 5/25:
"In my 23 years, I have never ever seen anything like this," Armstrong said "We
saw it the other way in 2001. I mean, you have to ask yourself, 'How did the
Mariners win 116 games that season with that roster, compared to this roster?'
This is just as inexplicable the other way."
我23年来从没看过这种情形,我们01年好像刚好相反,你会想说01年那种组合都可以赢116
场这种组合怎麽会这样呢?”
"Their positions are secure," Armstrong said "They are not to be blamed for
what's going on."
他们的工作安全,这不是他们的错。
"We have given no thought to making any changes in managerial personnel,"
Armstrong said. "Same for the GM. Listen, he's part of the solution, not the
problem."
我们没打算换人也没打算换GM,他们是解决问题的助力不是阻力 (译者按: HAHAHAHAHA)
What's worse than abject failure? How about rooting for an organization that
can't even recognize the problem from the solution? The Mariners executives are
so rooted in their ways, so dogmatic in their wrongheadedness, that there is
seemingly no light at the end of this long tunnel that we call being a Mariner
fan. $117 million dollars in payroll has bought them a roster on pace to lose
104 games, and through it all, they won't admit responsibility. It's
inexplicable, after all. What else is there to be said?
什麽是比失败更糟糕呢? 支持一个连问题在哪里都看不出来的失败球团如何? 水手球团对
於他们完全错误的认知有着坚定的信仰, 让水手迷的黑暗似乎永无光明之日,117M 的
薪资买到了目前预定要输104场比赛的球队, 而同时球团认为他们是对的还能说啥呢?
David Cameron, along with Derek Zumsteg, authors the ussmariner.com blog that
covers the Seattle organization in more depth than they care to admit. He also
writes daily for fangraphs.com as he looks to remember what it's like to enjoy
watching baseball again.
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1F:推 BeKon:推XD 06/24 21:30
2F:→ BeKon:原po要不要乾脆出来当板主? 板上分享文章很多 06/24 21:32
3F:→ RollingWave:LOL!!!, 我当版主那会更惨 06/24 21:33
4F:推 A8804064:怎麽会惨 我也希望您出来当版主:P 06/24 21:33
5F:→ RollingWave:因为这个版的恩怨太多了,一堆事情都是看恩怨 06/24 21:34
6F:推 chavy:看得我都想在游戏里选水手来重整了... :p 06/24 21:35
7F:→ RollingWave:更别说我也没时间来管那麽多 06/24 21:39
8F:→ bryon:场场QS.ERA也有4.5/想不到4.72就被嫌成这样.看来如我所想.QS 06/24 21:50
9F:→ bryon:根本也没多好.只是一个低空掠过的及格标准而已…XD 06/24 21:50
10F:推 siliver:要找到个场场都6IP 3ER的才叫难吧,况且丢0~2ER也是QS啊... 06/24 21:54
11F:推 brella:推! 06/24 21:57
12F:推 maxspeed150:QS本来就只是个及格标准阿 事实上通常4.5的SP ERA+ 06/24 22:01
13F:→ maxspeed150:是不到100的 不过3分是失分而非责失 06/24 22:02
14F:推 CGary:滚浪当版主吧...其实蛮适合的... 06/24 22:09
15F:推 A8804064:推楼上 06/24 22:09
16F:推 keyboardmm:推滚浪大~ 06/24 22:22
※ cd12631:转录至看板 Mariners 06/24 22:22
17F:推 TrueTears:你们真的这样想吗..XD 06/24 22:22
18F:推 redsnipertd:说真的滚浪跟铁厨恩怨再怎麽大我也不相信他会直接一篇 06/24 22:25
19F:→ redsnipertd:公告把铁厨永久水桶 06/24 22:26
20F:推 greengreen42:也不会都在政治群组发文不管板 更不会置底被改都不知 06/24 22:27
21F:推 jet113102:这翻译有够经典的XDDD 06/24 22:29
22F:推 lovejeely:加推滚浪 06/24 22:30
23F:推 Fukudome:其实关於Richie Sexson那点也还蛮马後炮的.... 06/24 22:33
24F:→ Fukudome:他好歹也帮水兵打了两年OPS 0.85以上的贡献 06/24 22:35
25F:推 Gwendaline:浪滚大这篇翻译其实看得有点辛苦的说... 06/24 22:35
26F:推 Fukudome:而且29~33通常是选手的peak year耶...说有伤痛还比较合理 06/24 22:39
27F:→ Fukudome:谁知道他会在32岁开始老化的如此迅速... 06/24 22:41
28F:推 waitla:QS本来就不是拿来看投手优不优秀 只能看及不及格 06/24 22:58
29F:推 abc12812:Richie Sexson去吃屎吧 06/24 23:01
30F:推 sucka:标点符号有点少耶...推!!! 06/24 23:04
31F:推 jayin07:讨厌铁厨的人多的咧,但是这是站出来帮他说话的人还是有 06/24 23:07
32F:→ jayin07:因为这次明显就是针对性了 06/24 23:08
33F:推 jayin07:想当年水手签到Sexson还蛮开心的,怎知....xD 06/24 23:09
34F:→ CGary:TrueTears: 是的 对事不对人, 滚浪是不是最强的人? 不是 06/24 23:28
35F:→ CGary:他是不是个有雅量 适合管版 份量算够的人? 是的 所以推荐他 06/24 23:28
36F:→ jayin07:我是怕铁厨忍不住,胃酸溢出来伤及无辜啊。 06/24 23:30
37F:推 siliver:这倒是,会针对滚浪的人还是有的,伤及无辜啊. 06/24 23:42
38F:推 A8804064:如果铁厨不是被桶 他一定会出来推文支持滚浪 呵呵 06/24 23:43
39F:推 jayin07:他不是放出来了吗,我记得他现在在忙 06/24 23:47
40F:→ jayin07:值班中吧,科科 06/24 23:48
41F:推 CGary:会针对又怎样? 滚浪是很有雅量的人 这点是没话说的... 06/24 23:48
42F:→ A8804064:滚浪的修养和气度很棒 06/24 23:48
43F:→ CGary:至於违规酸的 可以丢洨筒....XD 06/24 23:49
44F:→ CGary:我并不喜欢滚浪有些想法 但是作为版主 他很适合..只要他有意 06/24 23:50
45F:→ CGary:愿 而洋基板迷在本版也很多 有一个够份量的洋基版友 压阵 06/24 23:50
46F:→ CGary:只要不偏袒洋基fans, 其实是很重要的 06/24 23:51
47F:推 LADKUO56:推Fukudome大,好歹05,06年也有30+全垒打 06/24 23:52
48F:→ siliver:滚浪确实是不会回击拉,但其他人可能会啊,然後一场混战後 06/24 23:54
49F:推 taching:翻译的超好 另外sexson 也变得richie啦 06/24 23:54
50F:→ siliver:就一堆水桶罗,这种事在洋基板也发生过:p 06/24 23:54
51F:推 lukehong:Beltre骗到的合约也不小阿XD 06/24 23:55
52F:推 maxspeed150:Beltre对水手的贡献比那几个高多了 06/24 23:58
53F:→ lukehong:是没错啦 Vidro打第四棒实在是笑话 不如叫King Felix打XD 06/25 00:00
54F:→ siliver:结果King受伤了,不知道会不会影响到接下来的先发?? 06/25 00:02
55F:推 uranusjr:Delgado? 不然这样吧, 水手帮忙付点薪资两人互换如何 06/25 00:23
56F:推 jshuang:这算抢劫吗? (少林足球风) 06/25 00:24
57F:→ RollingWave:算了吧,我没那意愿,I have a day job = =b 06/25 00:43
58F:推 goth:放走比较有能力的球员而请来人品好的球员...让我想到了cpbl.. 06/25 01:21
59F:→ RollingWave:铁厨当版主吧,这样一切都没得吵 06/25 01:24
60F:推 imnotwind:铁厨当板主 发文必须是注音文(误) 06/25 08:11
61F:→ imnotwind:滚浪+铁厨的组合如何? 06/25 08:11
62F:推 lovejeely:Beltre的价值一直有被低估 06/25 09:01
63F:推 CGary:Beltre的价值一直有被低估? @@ 06/25 10:41
64F:推 dashboy:Beltre合约年的大爆炸是骗到了不少阿 不过至少还是有贡献 06/25 18:15
65F:推 lovejeely:我是说他的价值没有帐面上这麽低啦 06/26 12:50
66F:→ lovejeely:当然一年15M是太贵了一点.... 06/26 12:51