作者JC1984 (Jeremy)
看板MARIAH
标题[情报] 山羊爱奶牛！咪～～～XDDDDD
时间Mon Dec 20 10:26:33 2010
Mariah Carey Proven to Increase Goat Lactation
Mariah Carey has racked up enough honors through the years, but this is one
she's definitely never heard before: Her song "All I Want For Christmas Is
You" is found to increase goat lactation above all other songs tested. This
discovery was made St. Helen's Farm in York, England, with the staff noting
that the goats produced up to half a pint more while playing Carey's famous
Christmas track. (HeatWorld)
我快笑死了～
简单翻译一下，
多年来奶咪在音乐上的影响力不容置疑，
但他永远也没办法想到，
她的音乐已经达到另外一种新的境界，
那就是根据英国研究证实，
圣诞神曲AIWFCIU竟然能够促进山羊哺乳～
别的不说，
我想这至少证实了咪咪奶一年比一年大不是没有原因的
XDDDDD
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1F：推 countonme:咪咪奶一年比一年大不是没有原因的 XD 12/20 11:38
2F：推 earthrise:你确定这不是onion news?? 12/20 12:33
3F：推 fendismiso:玛丽亚用自己证明了这件事 12/20 12:50
4F：推 tommy770726:lactation是指泌乳喔 美国婴儿都爱圣诞节吗XD 12/20 12:51
5F：推 mariahism:英国研究 (不意外) 12/20 14:47
6F：→ JC1984:billboard的新闻，算是可靠啦 12/20 16:09
7F：→ JC1984:正确的翻译应该是促进山羊的乳汁分泌，意思懂就好～XD 12/20 16:11
8F：→ JC1984:所以，all I want 4 xmas is you(指胸，然後快速膨胀）XD 12/20 16:12
9F：推 IAmFreeAndU:BIBO抄袭我的AIWFCIY心得!! 我要透过国际法庭诉讼求偿 12/20 21:12
10F：推 fendismiso:支持我免费!!!!!(挥旗~~) 12/20 21:13
11F：→ IAmFreeAndU:(顺便做笔记) 山羊跟人一样 也会痒 那噜後都 12/20 21:14