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标题[情报] 诺贝尔物理奖撤销玛咪咪 E=MC^2 参赛资格
时间Mon Apr 7 15:28:00 2008
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Mariah dropped by Nobel Prize committee
就在上周,诺贝尔物理奖委员会否决玛咪咪小姐的参赛资格
玛咪咪跨足科学界的美梦正式宣告破灭
Mariah Carey has been dropped - and not by Island Records. The tireless
38-year-old singing phenomenon has failed at an attempt to cross genres into
the science world. Although not due to exhaustion this time, Carey's dash
toward reinvention will again be slowed by her move from the climbing pop
charts to insulting the work of physicist Albert Einstein.
According to former Nobel Prize winner Theodore Hatsch, Carey "missed her
mark" last week when the Nobel Prize in Physics award committee announced her
disqualification from the 2008 contest, which will be decided upon in
December.
大家知道凯莉小姐新专辑叫E=MC2,
但大家所不知道的是,这张专辑正为了角逐诺贝尔奖积极运作着
Many fans are quite aware of Carey's plans for her 11th studio album, which
is set for release on April 15 under the name E=MC2. However, it is widely
unknown in the pop world that Carey's work was in the process of nomination
last month for a Nobel Prize in Physics.
委员会指出,目前尚没有足够科学证据支持
"emancipation equals Mariah Carey to the second power"这个说法
所以很遗憾地,玛咪咪小姐这个提案被否决了
"The committee has concluded there is insufficient proof to support the claim
'emancipation equals Mariah Carey to the second power' and therefore Ms.
Carey's physics proposal has been rejected," an award committee release dated
March 28 said.
Even if the scientific blunder had not occurred, a clause from the award
guidelines states that "posthumous nominations are not permitted." The
committee argued Carey had died long before Charmbracelet.
JD跳出来声援了!
"
Y'all know what this is," rapper Jermaine Dupri said. "
The industry just
doesn't want to see her shine. But she'll come out on top. It's like that,
y'all."
Last year's Nobel Prize in Physics winners won the award for the discovery of
giant magnetoresistance- whatever the hell that is.
It would have been impressive to see Carey properly manipulate the formula,
but she could not get past the first stage of derivatives when explaining her
reasoning.
Longtime fan and junior marketing major Daniel Giaccio said the committee's
recent announcement is no surprise.
资深粉丝Daniel先生跳出来说:「这个决议并不令人讶异。
大家知道,E=MC Hammer才对嘛!」
"
Everybody knows E=MC Hammer. Mariah has some nerve trying to change the laws
of physics," Giaccio said.
Although there is no million dollar physics prize in the near future for
Carey, she looks forward to a successful CD launch for her new album which
has around fifteen producers. She plans to promote in the upcoming month on
American Idol, Good Morning America and The Oprah Winfrey Show. Carey has
already performed songs from the new album on Saturday Night Live while
filling in for over-the-hill peer Janet Jackson.
Many artists are rushing to Carey's defense. T-Pain, who is featured on
E=MC2, said it was a pleasure working with the accomplished singer despite
the fact that she has no knowledge of the scientific formulas projected on
the album. He then offered to buy us a "drank." So what does Ms. Carey
herself have to say all about this?
最後,凯莉小姐公开发表她对这件事的感言:
"Sweetheart, although we [physics and I] don't belong together, I still
believe one sweet day, I will when I believe," she said in an online
exclusive. "I don't want to cry so I just gotta shake it off. But honey,
don't forget about us, because someday I'll give my all and make it happen.
Forever. They can try, but they can't take that away from me."
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