※ 引述《Indo (blog.yam.com/bowenfang)》之铭言： : 这个不知道有没有人贴过 : MadTV拍的Lost恶搞版 : 还蛮好笑的 : http://file.yashi.com/1/movie/178726.wmv (服务大众,乱翻) (MadTV有点像台湾的全民乱讲和全民大闷锅,只是恶搞重点不在於政治就是了, 然後没有call-in,而是以kuso短剧为主) (伪Kate在丛林中奔跑) 伪Jack: 等等,你要去哪里? Wait, where are you going? 伪Kate: 关你什麽事? Why do you care? 伪Jack: 因为我是这里的头,我是医生(??),我长得最帅,而且我需要知道(哽咽) Because I am officially in charge here,I'm a doctor(??), I'm the best looking, and I need to know. 伪Kate: 不,你需要刮胡子! No, you need to shave. 伪Jack: 我刮过胡子了,刮胡刀是用海贝磨出来的,绑在树枝上. I've been shaven, with the razor bashing out of a sea shell and a twig. 这就是我每周胡渣看起来都差不多的原因. But this is the reason I have the same amount of beard stubble week after week. 伪Locke: 不要肖想不带我去岛的另一边! Don't even think about going to the other side of the island without me! 伪Kate: 你怎麽知道我要去那里? How did you know I was going there? 伪Locke: 我内心之眼偷听你心眼的声音. I listen to your inner eye, and I spy with my inner eye. 米虫和伊拉克人来了! A slacker and an Iraq-er! 伪Hurley: 老兄,我们得离开这里 Dude, we gotta get outta here! 伪Sayid: 没时间了! There's no time! 伪Locke: 孕妇来了...还带个哈比人! There comes a pregnant woman. And a Hobbit! 伪Claire: ...... 快跑 (澳洲口音太重,噪音太多,听不清楚) 伪Charlie: 牠来了. It's coming. 伪Jack: 什麽要来了? What's coming? 伪Locke: 黑暗,神秘的东西. something dark, and mysterious. 但是一对父子先来了 But first come a father and a son. 还有个韩国妇人,能说流利英语, And a Korean lady who speaks perfect 但还没人知道 English but nobody knows it yet. 还有个火辣金发美女 There's also a hot blonde who had sex 跟她哥上过床,但他们没血缘关系 with her brother, but they're not blood 所以没关系 related so it's okay. Kind of. 伪Michael: 来吧,Walt 伪Walter: (哀叫) 伪Sun: (韩语) 伪Shannon: 我跑不动了!一步都不行! I can't run any further! Not one step! 你们不能逼我! 我不会走的! You can't make me! I won't! 伪Locke: 对了, 她也很爱抱怨. Oh, yeah, and she whines a lot too. 伪Shannon: 你砍我?! Are you hitting me? Argh. 伪Sun: (拔刀)(韩语) 英文字幕 "Why aren't you bleeding, bitch?" 伪Shannon: 我知道你不会说那个字. I know you wouldn't say that. 伪Michael: 还等什麽? 走啦! What are we waiting for? Let's go! 伪Sun: (韩语) 伪Jack: X的, 讲英文啦! Start speaking the freakin' English! 伪Sun: 我们一直听到怪声 We keep hearing strange noises. 对啦,就是这个声音. That's it. That's the noise. 伪Charlie: 天啊, 那是无敌雪人! Oh my god, that's the invunerable snowman! 伪Sayid: 这不是雪人. 这是穿熊装的法国 It's no snowman. It's a crazy French 疯婆子, 住在岛另一边那位. in the bear costume who lives on the other side of the island. 伪Shannon: 是怎样啦! Now WHAT! 尖叫声让我耳朵好痛! The screetching hurts my ears! 伪Claire: 麦搁念啦! Stop your bitchin'! 我比你有资格抱怨 I'm the one who should be whinin'. 我的宝宝比预产期晚了8个月! My baby is 8 months late! 伪Locke: 麻烦来了. And here comes trouble. --- (先去吃饭. 欢迎订正指教.想接手的请便. ) -- 热血．墨镜．悍马车． ● ▇ <何/ || "我...是个好人" --

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