google翻译把matchmaker翻成红娘真的很好笑。 ※ 引述《u3mow2000 (不Q)》之铭言： : An Interview With The Matchmaker : Joe Scrub: Alright Matchmaker let’s get started. How do you decide teams? : Matchmaker: Well that’s easy Joe. I sift through the queue and pick out 10 : players of relatively similar ratings and assign them to the teams. I try to : be as fair as possible, but as you know, it’s unlikely that two teams are : going to be exactly matched up as far as ratings go. So if you’re more : likely to win, you gain less rating points for a win, and if you’re more : likely to lose, you gain more for a win. The opposite is also true. If you’ : re more likely to lose and you lose, you lose fewer rating points. Joe:我们开始吧，你如何决定队伍? MM: 这很容易(折)。看看queue里面，抓出10个程度差不多的凑在一起就得了。 我尽量保持公平，但你也知道不可能总是找到程度完全相同的两队。所以如果 你较有可能赢，则赢时得到的ELO就比较少；较可能输就比较多。输的话就反过来。 : Joe Scrub: I see. What about duo queues? How do you handle those? : Matchmaker: It’s pretty simple. I take the two players that are queued : together, add up their ratings, sprinkle a little on top since they’ve got a : small advantage due to better communication, and then do the same as I did : with 5 solo queuers. I try to match teams with duo queuers on them with other : teams that also have duo queuers. If the matchup is too hard to predict, like : when Xpecial duo queued with that one noob, I halve the rating gains and : losses for that game. Joe:那双排你怎麽处理? MM: 这超容易(当然啊又不是你在打。)把他们ELO加起来之外还额外调高一些，因为他们 沟通较容易，接下来跟solo一样。如果很难预测谁较可能赢，像是duo配到一个 noob，rating升降会减半。 : Joe Scrub: Allegations have been made that you were originally intended to : handle 1v1 matchups, and that you are incompetent when it comes to handling : team matchups. How do you respond? : Matchmaker: Well it’s true that my predecessor was originally intended for : 1v1 matchups, but I am perfectly capable of handling 5v5 team matchups, : though admittedly, not as accurately as I could 1v1 matchups. Joe:有人说你本来是处理单挑配对，所以你配对5打5就suck，你怎麽说? MM: 没错，我的前身的确是用来处理单挑，但我也完全能够处理5v5，虽然不能否认 这不像单挑那样准确。 : Joe Scrub: Can you elaborate on that a little more? : Matchmaker: Well you see, and what everyone else wants to point out, is that : in a 1v1 matchup, there are only two factors: your play and your opponent’s : play. Thus, if you win, it was because your play was better than your opponent : ’s. In a team game, there are 10 factors. Occasionally you will lose despite : playing better than everyone on the other team, and occasionally you will win : despite playing worse than everyone on the other team. Joe:可以讲清楚一点吗? MM: 每个人都知道1v1只有两个因素影响胜负，你和对手。所以你赢就是玩得比对手好。 但这是团队游戏，足球不是一个人踢的。你跟对面任一个单挑都会赢 还是有可能主堡爆掉，也有可能获胜时对面都比你强。 : Joe Scrub: Doesn’t that mean that you’re broken? Useless? An ineffective : hunk of junk? : Matchmaker: That’s pretty harsh (Matchmaker sighs). No, it means there is : noise in the system. No individual game is an accurate indicator of a player’ : s skill, but you can follow the patterns of a player’s games to decipher : their skill. Joe:这难道不代表你是个废物吗? 垃圾? elo hell的恶魔? MM: 你讲话究机歪(叹气)。不，这代表系统有误差。一场游戏不可能准确代表一个玩家 技巧有多好，但你可以透过一堆游戏来了解一个玩家的水准。 : Joe Scrub: I don’t get it. : Matchmaker: Okay let me try to simplify it a bit. Players who are rated below : their actual skill level win more often than they lose. Players who are rated : above their actual skill level lose more often than they win. And of course, : players who I’ve accurately rated (Matchmaker flashes a proud smile) win : about as frequently as they lose. Eventually everyone plays in a bracket that : accurately measure’s their skill. It just takes a little longer than it : would in 1v1 scenarios. Joe:你说什麽我都没听到。 MM: 简单来说，如果你的确比你现在的ELO强，胜率应该比较高，反之亦然。理所当然地 我已经准确评价的玩家(闪过自豪的淫笑)赢的大概跟输的一样多。如此每个人就会 困在和他们等级差不多的区间里玩耍(嘿~嘿~嘿~)。 只不过要比单挑多花一些时间而已。 : Joe Scrub: Why do you hate me? : Matchmaker: Pardon me? I don’t hate you. : Joe Scrub: LIAR! You are always matching me up with the dumbest, most idiotic : teammates. You hate me! You are torturing me! : Matchmaker: I don’t hate anyone. I was not programmed to hate. Joe:为什麽你讨厌我? MM: 蛤?我不讨厌你。 Joe:屁!你总是配给我一堆智障、低能到跟BOT一样的队友。你恨我，你根本就在整我。 MM: 我不讨厌任何人，我不是生来恨的。(阿诺音) : Joe Scrub: Last game I was Warwick and I was jungling because that’s the : only way to get out of Elo Hell. I went up to top lane to gank the enemy : Corki, and when I tower dove at level 3, the stupid Cho’gath on my team didn : ’t go with me so I died. I always get lame teammates like that! : Matchmaker: …What’s Elo Hell? Joe:上场我选狼人去jungle，因为TheOddOne说这样要爬出ELO hell最快。 (对不起我知道他没这样说XD)我跑到上路gank Corki，我很辛苦的level 3 dive塔，那个低能生物Cho还在单机。我总是遇到这些BOT。 MM: ...省魔术 ELO Hell? : Joe Scrub: It’s when you belong at a higher Elo but you can’t get there : because everyone around you sucks. : Matchmaker: How do you “Belong” at a higher Elo? I don’t understand. : Joe Scrub: When you’re better than everyone else you belong in a higher Elo! : How do you not know this?! : Matchmaker: Right, and you win more games to get there. Joe:就是当你属於更高的ELO但是你因为队友当白痴而上不去。 MM: 你怎麽知道你是在更高的ELO? 我不懂。 Joe:当你比其他人更屌的时候你就是更高的ELO!你怎麽不知道。 MM: 对，然後你胜率比较高就上去了。 : Joe Scrub: NOT WHEN YOUR TEAMMATES SUCK! : Matchmaker: But wouldn’t the other team “suck” too, relative to you that : is. : Joe Scrub: Not always! : Matchmaker: So just so we’re clear, there are people in your Elo bracket : that are a better than you, and people who are worse than you, but you don’t : belong there. Joe:当你队友jizz的时候就是上˙不˙去! MM: 但是对面也会jizz呀，跟你们一样。 Joe:不是每次都那样。 MM: 所以我们搞清楚了，你的ELO附近有比你强的也有比你弱的， 但那不是你真正的ELO。(我笑了。) : Joe Scrub: (Tries to regain his composure) Correct. : Matchmaker: … I think you just need to improve your game. From my records you : ’ve played over 1000 games and you’re at 1200 Elo. You belong there. : Joe Scrub: SCREW YOU! JUST WAIT UNTIL DOTA 2 COMES OUT. THEY’LL HAVE A : SYSTEM THAT BLOWS LOL OUT OF THE WATER! : Matchmaker: No, they’ll probably have me. (^_^) Joe:(试着恢复冷静)对。 MM: ...我觉得你只是需要增进你的技术。就我的纪录来说你打了一千多场而你在1200。 你就是在这里。 Joe:WTF，u r fking retarded. 只要等DOTA 2出了之後， 他们会有更强的系统把LOL打爆。 MM: 不，他们会把我拿去用。(^_^) --

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