作者eternalwrath (lichking)
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标题[闲聊] LOL英雄故事---Pantheon
时间Mon Jun 7 18:24:51 2010
Pantheon The Artisan of War
潘希昂 战争达人
(我知道大家比较习惯潘森或是斯巴达... 但是真的是这样发音的 ><)
在嘎干图昂山 (Mt. Gargantuan) 的云端上,住着一群自称为斯旦帕族(Stanpar)的好战
民族。所有的族人自小就被训练为有纪律又凶狠的战士,总是喜爱以一人之力对上十
个以上的对手,管他是诺克萨斯或是蒂玛西雅的军队。斯旦帕族战士不只是空手战斗极为
高段,同时也精通在族里流传已久的神圣战器。这些神圣战器代代相传,且据说能直接吸
取符文大地(Runeterra)最核心的魔法精华为力量。神圣战器可以说是至今世上最致命的
存在之一,而无疑的,这些战器随着潘森踏入了传奇联盟 (League of Legends)的战场。
这位面无表情的战争达人是斯旦帕族的典范,他的存在本身就如同是对於战争艺术那狂喜
的歌颂般。潘森之所以会加入传奇联盟,是因为他认为瓦罗兰的这群愚民居然创立一个
"战争"的组织,却没有邀请斯旦帕族人,这简直是种侮辱!
於是,在众族人的祝福之下,潘森装备上神圣战器来到传奇联盟,准备要让这个世界知道
甚麽才是真正的战士!不论对手是拥有神格或是地位多麽崇高的英雄,潘森完全不在乎。
他只为了战争当中最真实的荣耀而活!只要潘森还有一口气,他就渴望再打倒下一个对手
"我还以为他们会有更多的增援... (失落)"- 潘森,在他打爆一营的诺克萨斯军队後所言
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我发现我好喜欢这种有莫名笑点的故事
斯巴达: "我要打十个!!!!!!!! 阿... 只有五个... Q_Q"
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1F:→ bloodyshan :stanpar很恶搞的感觉.. 06/07 18:27
2F:→ eternalwrath:对阿 根本就是 sparta XDDD 06/07 18:27
3F:推 peter76616 :就斯巴达sparta的变位字加个n啊 06/07 18:28
4F:推 Istari :stanpar好恶搞XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/07 18:47
5F:推 peter76616 :不对,是斯巴达人spatan的直接变位字,我在想什麽... 06/07 18:51
6F:→ feinanusa :我遇过一个队友 每杀一个人或击退 他一定广播打 06/07 21:05
7F:→ feinanusa :This is sparta! 06/07 21:05
8F:推 bowplayer :Garen刚出的那几周也有很多人边杀边喊Demacia!! 06/07 21:26
9F:→ bloodyshan :我遇过最机车是一个TF每次杀到人就说all in the card 06/08 00:18
10F:→ a28241889 :达人??? 04/29 19:26
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13F:推 ok8752665 : >< 07/23 09:22
14F:推 alen0303 : == 07/24 01:41
15F:推 alen0303 : = = 07/25 01:05
16F:推 ok8752665 : 77777777777777777777777777777777 07/26 12:23
17F:推 alen0303 : == 07/26 13:17
18F:推 alen0303 : = = 07/27 02:34
19F:推 ok8752665 : 123 07/27 10:48
20F:推 alen0303 : == 07/28 02:33
21F:推 ok8752665 : 321 07/28 11:11
22F:推 alen0303 : = = 07/29 02:38
23F:推 ok8752665 : 1234 07/29 10:59
24F:推 ok8752665 : 4321 07/30 11:17
25F:推 alen0303 : == 07/31 00:48
26F:推 ok8752665 : 昨日大事 6都杯统神惹议 07/31 11:21
27F:推 alen0303 : = = 08/01 02:11
28F:推 qazwsx80316 : 0.0 08/01 21:01
29F:推 alen0303 : == 08/02 00:01
30F:推 alen0303 : = = 08/03 09:58
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33F:推 ok8752665 : 昨日大事:肉鸡被叉烧屌虐 08/05 11:17
34F:推 alen0303 : == 08/05 21:37
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36F:推 alen0303 : == 08/07 11:01
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38F:推 alen0303 : = = 08/08 02:24
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42F:推 alen0303 : == 08/10 12:45
43F:推 ok8752665 : ahq下去惹 08/10 22:27
44F:推 alen0303 : = = 08/11 11:03
45F:推 ok8752665 : 闲来无视 08/12 19:59
46F:推 alen0303 : == 08/13 23:08
47F:推 ok8752665 : 统神又要跌落神坛 08/14 08:54
48F:推 alen0303 : = = 08/14 15:39
49F:推 alen0303 : == 08/15 16:00
50F:推 ok8752665 : 影分森 08/15 19:33
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52F:推 alen0303 : == 08/17 16:45
53F:推 alen0303 : = = 08/18 01:45
54F:推 alen0303 : == 08/19 00:41
55F:推 alen0303 : = = 08/20 23:14
56F:推 alen0303 : == 08/21 10:05
57F:推 ok8752665 : 回来惹 08/21 21:12
58F:推 alen0303 : = = 08/22 01:01
59F:推 ok8752665 : yee 08/22 16:55
60F:推 alen0303 : == 08/23 00:26
61F:推 ok8752665 : yo 08/24 09:26
62F:推 alen0303 : = = 08/24 10:40
63F:推 alen0303 : == 08/25 01:57
64F:推 ok8752665 : 777 08/25 08:40
65F:推 jerry07539 : 87 08/25 19:07
66F:推 alen0303 : = = 08/26 10:52
67F:推 ok8752665 : tpa vs tfa 08/26 21:31
68F:推 alen0303 : == 08/27 19:21
69F:推 alen0303 : = = 08/28 11:00
70F:推 qazwsx80316 : REefegewg 08/28 11:32
71F:推 alen0303 : == 08/29 11:41
72F:推 ok8752665 : 祖国亚运第一 08/29 18:08
73F:推 alen0303 : = = 08/30 01:08
74F:推 alen0303 : == 08/31 11:35
75F:推 alen0303 : = = 09/01 03:12
76F:推 alen0303 : == 09/02 01:09
77F:推 alen0303 : = = 09/03 01:11
78F:推 clbkan : 87 09/03 02:48
79F:推 alen0303 : == 09/04 00:34
80F:推 ok8752665 : 咕噜灵波(●′∀‵)ノ♡ 09/04 22:04
81F:推 alen0303 : = = 09/05 00:50
82F:推 alen0303 : == 09/06 00:20
83F:推 alen0303 : = = 09/07 22:24
84F:推 alen0303 : == 09/08 01:06
85F:推 alen0303 : = = 09/09 00:20
86F:推 ok8752665 : 87 09/09 21:49
87F:推 ok8752665 : 87 09/11 20:52
88F:推 alen0303 : == 09/12 00:32
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