※ [本文转录自 NBA 看板 #1FqSUWgw ] 作者: cody7052 (Sunrise) 看板: NBA 标题: [外絮] LeBron being LeBron 时间: Fri Jun 8 17:36:29 2012 来源: http://espn.go.com/espn/story/_/id/8011587/lebron-being-lebron 内容: LeBron being LeBron Written By Rick Reilly June 6, 2012 This whole We Hate LeBron thing reminds me of a story. A woman is in front of an apartment house that's engulfed in flames. She's screaming, "Help! Help! My baby's in there!" A man sprints up and says, "Which floor?" "Tenth!" she screams. "In the back!" He rips off his coat and goes running in. Five minutes later, he's back, coughing, choking, and handing the woman the baby. She looks at the man with a frown and sniffs, "He had a hat." That's life for LeBron James. 人们对这个球星的一切不满和指责让我想起了一个故事： 一个妇女站在被大火吞灭的公寓前面无助的尖叫着： “救救我的孩子！我的孩子还在里面！” 这时一名男子冲了过来，大喊道“在那一层楼？” “在第十楼的最里面！” 男子二话没说，脱下外套冲进了火海。 五分钟之後，他回来了，手里捧着那个婴儿。 妇女看着被浓烟呛得快要窒息的男人， 皱着眉头说：“你把孩子的帽子弄到哪去了？” 而这就是 LeBron James 的生活。 Anything short of an NBA title makes James a useless wad of pre-chewed pork gristle in your eyes. Whatever he does -- three MVPs in nine seasons -- it's never enough. You hate him -- still! -- for the way he botched the announcement of his free-agent move from Cleveland to Miami. Forget that hundreds of people move from Cleveland to Miami every year. Forget that dozens of NBA players change teams every year. 缺少一枚总冠军戒指让你们觉得 LBJ 就是个一无是处的家伙。 不管他做了什麽其他的，做的有多好， 即使是在9个赛季里拿下三个常规赛MVP，都永远不够。 你们如此讨厌他， 仅仅因为他2年前不太明智的选择在电视上公布他作为自由球员离开骑士。 但是，难道你们忘了每年有成百上千的人从克利夫兰移居到迈阿密麽？ 难道你们忘了每年有一大批 NBA 球员更换球队吗？ It was only one mistake. Has he showed up in any police reports since? Has he cheated on his fiancee ? Has he left his children stranded in the pick-up circle at school? Has he refused to speak to reporters after a single game this season? Has he called out his teammates for their poor play, as Kobe Bryant did twice this postseason? Has he gotten his coach fired? Been fined for criticizing refs? Asked to be traded, released or named general manager? 我承认， LBJ 的“决定”也许是一个错误。 但是，作为一个人而言，他有过任何犯罪记录吗？ 他有过任何对未婚妻的不忠诚吗？ 又或者他曾经把孩子们遗忘在学校的寄养处？ 作为一个球员而言，你可曾看到过 LBJ 在赛後拒绝接受采访？ 可曾看到过 LBJ 抱怨自己的队友表现太糟糕？ (Kobe 在这个季後赛就干过两次这种事情) 你可曾听说过 LBJ 想要炒掉自己的教练或者因为抱怨裁判而遭到罚款吗？ 你听说过 LBJ 要求被交易或要求炒掉球队经理的丑闻吗？ Has he punched anybody? Choked anybody? Screamed at any parking valets? (Mom doesn't count.) Smashed a chair? Drop-kicked any equipment? Tiger Woods does that on the front nine. 或者，你有看到过 LBJ 跟人打架，掐别人的脖子， 朝帮他停车的伙计们大吼大叫？（老妈不算） 或者砸椅子？ 踢坏球场设备？ 老虎伍兹前九洞打完时也这麽干过。 OK, LeBron is not perfect. Threw a Gatorade cup. Punched a walking stick. Carries that stupid little man purse. But if you were to fill a plane with the most spoiled superstars in the country, he'd be boarding in the D group. 的确， LBJ 有时候并不完美。 比如有次他乱扔一个 Gatorade 杯子， 有次在输球後把 Juwan Howard 的手杖弄坏了， 还有一次在去洛杉矶打客场的时候拎了一个很娘炮的LV男士钱包(图见原文连结)。 但是，假如你把这个国家最最被宠坏的体育明星们都召集起来， 把他们按照被宠坏的等级从高到低的放进一驾飞机， 那 LBJ 绝对只够得上进入D组机舱。 You despise him because he passes too much. Imagine that. You hate a modern NBA player for not being selfish. OK, I'd like to see him use his bag of hoop tricks to drive more at the end of games, too. But it's not like he hasn't done it, dozens and dozens of times, including huge fourth quarters against Boston and Chicago in last season's playoffs. You people seem to want him to take it every single time, even with Dwyane Wade as a teammate. And Chris Bosh. But it's The Big Three, isn't it? Not The Big One. 你们看不起 LBJ ，说他的传球太多了。 这就如同你们因为一个球员不够自私而讨厌他。 好吧，其实我也希望 LBJ 能在比赛的最後关头能够更多攻击篮框， 但是这并不代表他没有这麽做。 LBJ 经常打出伟大的第四节表演， 包括去年季後赛，热火在对阵波士顿塞尔提克和芝加哥公牛的系列赛。 就算现在身边有了 Dwyane Wade 和 Chris Bosh 两个超级巨星， 你们这些家伙还是指望 LBJ 在每一分钟都扛起球队的进攻。 但是请记住，现在热火是三巨头而不是单巨头。 And just so you know : In playoff games, LeBron has taken 13 final shots in tight games in regulation and hit five of them to win or tie. Kobe has taken twice that and hit only seven. Can we all just take a Xanax? Besides, he passes so exquisitely. His passes are clairvoyant, leading teammates to places they didn't even know they were supposed to go. They're as soft and buttery as croissants. Why wouldn't you want him passing? And why is the hoops world so hypercritical of this one thing when he's so brilliant at every other part of the game? Defense? He's guarded every position against the Celtics -- the 1, 2, 3, 4 and 5. "He's guarded everybody but me," says Celtics coach Doc Rivers. 再来看看关键分上的数据，在 LBJ 整个季後赛生涯， 他总共13次在常规时间最後关头出手，命中5球(绝杀或者把比赛拖入加时)， 而现役关键球大师 Kobe 的出手是 LBJ 的两倍之多，但是仅仅命中7球。 我们怎麽就不能都坐下来冷静客观地看看他的表现呢？ 除此之外，詹姆斯的传球技巧可以说是精妙绝伦。 他开阔的传球路线在比赛中指引着队友跑到他们都不曾想到的合理位置。 他的传球如同沾着奶油的牛角面包一样柔软可口。 为什麽你们却不想欣赏他美妙的传球？ 我搞不懂篮球界为什麽总对他的一些小毛病吹毛求疵， 而忽略了他在其他几乎所有领域的光辉。 比如说防守， LBJ 在对阵塞尔提克的系列赛中 防守过对方从控球後卫到中锋的所有5个位置。 塞尔提克主帅 Doc Rivers 甚至说：“ LBJ 就差来防守我了。” Only Rajon Rondo is even close in all-around brilliance this postseason. James is second in points, fourth in steals, 10th in assists, second in minutes. He leads his team in double-doubles and the league in double standards. Wade missed an open jumper to lose Game 4 in overtime -- how come he's not "scared"? Last year, you hated him for being a shrinker. Now you hate him for not being a closer. Every game, he must CLOSE. Was Magic Johnson a closer? A few times, yes. Every freaking time? No. And by the way, most of the time James doesn't need to close because he has been so drop-your-popcorn good the entire game. 在所有季後赛球员中，只有 Rondo 的数据能在全面性上稍稍及的上 LBJ 。 （LBJ 得分排名第二，抄截第四，助攻第十，出场时间第二） 他的双十数据领先全联盟，换做任何一个球员都会受到褒奖， 而他却遭到你们的双重标准。 Wade 在第四场延长赛中错过了一个决定胜负的三分，为什麽他就不用担心受到指责？ 去年，你们怨恨 LBJ，说他是一个退缩者。 今年，你们又抱怨他没能做一个终结者。 每一场比赛，他都必须要完成最後一击！ Magic Johnson 是一个终结者吗？ 有时候是的。但也绝不是每时每刻都如此。 哦 ! 对了，忘了告诉你们， 其实在大部分时间里， LBJ 都不需要做一个终结比赛的人， 因为他贯穿全场的精彩表现早就把对手给打垮了。 Aren't we still playing the game of basketball? What happened to attacking the defense where it's softest? What's wrong with looking for the open shot? Aren't his 12 teammates getting paid, too? People -- enough. This whole "Crown or Drown" thinking on James has to stop. Grown men are actually strapping microphones to their ties and saying that if James doesn't win the title, the Heat ought to be broken up. For what? For making the Finals last year? For making (at least) the Eastern finals this year? James has been with these guys only two seasons. It took Michelangelo four years to paint the Sistine Chapel. You people would've fired him in two? 而且，大家似乎忘了一支队伍该怎麽打出团队篮球了。 我们是不是要应该多攻击对手防守最薄弱的地方？ 在比赛中为队友寻找和创造空位投篮的机会有什麽错？ 他的队友们的薪水也不是白拿的。 你们必须停止把那种“成王败寇”的想法强加在詹姆斯身上。 现在甚至连评论员们都在嚷嚷如果詹姆斯今年不能拿到总冠军，那麽热火就应该解散。 这实在是太荒唐了！ 仅仅因为去年热火只打进了总决赛？ 而今年(至少)打进了东部决赛？ 你们要搞清楚，这只是 LBJ 和这帮队友在一起的第二个赛季。 米开朗基罗花了整整40年才完成西斯廷大教堂的壁画， 而你们这群人估计第二年就会让这个雕刻家滚蛋了吧。 But I think the reason you hate LeBron James the most is that he just doesn't seem to suffer his failures as much as you'd like him to. You want him to brood like Kobe after losses, glare like Jordan when things don't go his way, scream at teammates like Tom Brady when they're behind. 不过，我觉得你们讨厌 LBJ 的最重要原因， 是他在输球的时候没有像你们希望的那样过分沉浸在悲伤之中。 你们希望他在输球之後能像 Kobe 那样沮丧，像 Jordan 那样愤怒， 或者像 Tom Brady (NFL巨星) 那样朝懈怠的队友们怒吼。 That's not James. His spirit is too light. He's too much fun. He's a 6-foot-8 pixie, a 27-year-old kid who's addicted to kidding. He's a genuinely sweet person. You think of the great athletes of our generation -- Jordan, Woods, Lance Armstrong. They all had a bit of the jerk gene in them. James is missing it. He is loved by his teammates, not feared. So sue. 但是，那样就不是 LBJ 了。 他的性格永远都是随性，洒脱的；他永远都是那麽开心和搞怪。 说白了， LBJ 就是一个有着6尺8的身材的27岁大孩子。 他总是特别喜欢开玩笑，是个很可爱的家伙。 如果你们想想我们这个年代的伟大运动员— Jordan, Tiger Woods, Lance Armstrong。 他们每一个的身体里都流动着各种古怪、固执的基因，但是 LBJ 却没有这些毛病。 他的队友都爱戴他，他们从来不觉得和这样一位超级巨星一起打球让人觉得不安。 That's probably going to work against him in the long run. It will keep him from being Jordan or Kobe or Kareem. It will keep him from being enough. But isn't that somebody you want your kids to have as their hero? Hat or no hat? LBJ 的性格也许会最终阻碍他成为 Jordan、Kobe 或者 Abdul-Jabbar 这样的球员， 会阻碍成为你们眼中的“足够好”。 但是，这样不完美的，亲切的他， 难道不就是你应该为孩子们找的偶像吗？ 别再去管那该死的“帽子”了 备注: 平心而论 其实 LBJ 领的薪水不过就跟 Dwyane Wade 以及 Chris Bosh 一样 也没有三千万 不过场上表现有目共睹 明显跟其他两人不在同一个级别 也没有对热火主帅 Erik Spoelstra 有诸多抱怨 千错万错 只能说“ The Dicision”为他树敌太多 (因为前狼王 Kevin Garnett 离队时 还为球队换来一票好手 ; 而 LBJ 没有) 不过 今天他那 EFF=50 的表现跟浑身散发的杀气 确实让许多吐槽他的人通通闭上了嘴巴 --

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