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标题[转录][转录][转录]魔王须知(上篇)
时间Sun Nov 18 09:47:33 2001
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作者: ninikelly (彩虹下的约定~) 看板: 896011XX
标题: [转录][转录]魔王须知(上篇)
时间: Sat Nov 17 14:20:06 2001
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作者: KEINO (Phoenix Link) 看板: FJU-ACC89a
标题: [转录]魔王须知(上篇)
时间: Tue Sep 11 10:41:42 2001
13. I will be secure in my superiority. Therefore, I will feel no need to
prove it by leaving clues in the form of riddles or leaving my weaker enemies
alive to show they pose no threat.
我很确定我高人数等, 因此我不需要故意留下谜题般线索来证明我的聪明才智,
或是饶我最弱的敌人一命来证明他们无法威胁我.
14. I will not waste time making my enemy's death look like an accident
I'm not accountable to anyone and my other enemies wouldn't believe it.
我不会无聊到设计让我敌人的死亡看起来像个意外, 我不用对任何人证明我的无辜,
而且其他的敌人都不会相信的.
15. I will make it clear that I do know the meaning of the word "mercy'';
I simply choose not show them any.
我很清楚我非常了解 "慈悲" 这个字的涵义, 我很乾脆的选择我不需要它.
16. One of my advisors will be an average five-year-old child. Any flaws
in my plan that he is able to spot will be corrected before implementation.
我的顾问中会有一个五岁的小孩, 在我的计划执行之前, 里面所有他会发现的漏洞
或缺陷, 都会被补正.
17. All slain enemies will be cremated, or at least have several rounds of
ammunition emptied into them, not left for dead at the bottom of the cliff.
The announcement of their deaths, as well as any accompanying celebration,
will be deferred until after the aforementioned disposal.
所有被宰掉的敌人都将被火葬, 至少要对屍体扫射很多轮子弹, 而不是让他们死在
悬涯底下就算了. 所有对他们死讯的公布, 以及接下来的庆祝活动, 都将在上述措施
执行後才进行.
18. My undercover agents will not have tattoos identifying them as members
of my organization, nor will they be required to wear military boots or
adhere to any other dress codes.
所有我的卧底都不会有用来辨识他们身分的刺青, 也不用穿着军靴或是遵守某种
固定的穿着, 佩带装饰品的规定.
19. The hero is not entitled to a last kiss, a last cigarette, or any other
form of last request.
英雄不会被允许最後的一个吻, 最後的一根烟, 或是任何其他的死前最後要求.
20. I will never employ any device with a digital countdown. If I find that
such a device is absolutely unavoidable, I will set it to activate when the
counter reaches 117 and the hero is just putting his plan into operation.
我将不会使用任何倒数计时用具, 如果无可避免时, 我将会设定在倒数到117的时候
启动/爆炸, 此时英雄们无论有甚麽计划, 也都才进行到一半.
(译注: 英雄总是会在倒数最後一刻完成计划)
21. I will design all doomsday machines myself. If I must hire a mad
scientist to assist me, I will make sure that he is sufficiently twisted
to never regret his evil ways and seek to undo the damage he's caused.
我会亲手设计末日武器, 如果我必须雇用一位疯狂科学家来当助手, 我会确定他
疯的够彻底而不会有一天突然後悔, 想要弥补所犯下的错误.
22. I will never utter the sentence ``But before I kill you, there's just
one thing I want to know.''
我永远不会说: "在我杀你之前, 我还有一件事想知道."
23. When I employ people as advisors, I will occasionally listen to their
advice.
当我雇用顾问时, 我会常常听取他们的建议.
24. I will not have a son. Although his laughably under-planned attempt to
usurp power would easily fail, it would provide a fatal distraction at a
crucial point in time.
我不会有儿子. 虽然他想篡夺我权力的可笑计划常常失败, 但是在关键的时刻, 这将
会造成我致命的分心.
25. I will not have a daughter. She would be as beautiful as she was evil,
but one look at the hero's rugged countenance and she'd betray her own
father.
我不会有女儿, 虽然她将会美的如同她的邪恶一般, 但是只要她看一眼英雄的破烂面貌,
她就会背叛她的父亲.
26. Despite its proven stress-relieving effect, I will not indulge in
maniacal laughter. When so occupied, it's too easy to miss unexpected
developments that a more attentive individual could adjust to accordingly.
虽然是很好的压力纾解方式, 我不会沉迷於自己的狂笑之中. 这个时候往往会没有注意
到事情的突发状况, 而比较谨慎注意的人将可以轻松的处理.
27. I will hire a talented fashion designer to create original uniforms for
my legions of terror, as opposed to some cheap knock-offs that make them
look like Nazi stormtroopers, Roman footsoldiers, or savage Mongol hordes.
All were eventually defeated and I want my troops to have a more positive
mind-set.
我将聘请顶尖的服装设计师为我的恐怖军团设计制服, 而不是选用某些廉价的防冒品,
让他们看起来像是纳粹党突击队员, 罗马的步兵, 或是野蛮的蒙古游牧民族. 这些家伙
最後都被打败了, 我希望我的军团有比较正面的心理建设.
28. No matter how tempted I am with the prospect of unlimited power, I will
not consume any energy field bigger than my head.
无论我有多少无限制的能量, 对於任何大於我头部的防护罩, 我一分能量也不要花.
29. I will keep a special cache of low-tech weapons and train my troops in
their use. That way -- even if the heroes manage to neutralize my power
generator and/or render the standard-issue energy weapons useless --
my troops will not be overrun by a handful of savages armed with spears and
rocks.
我会保留一批低科技武器而且常常训练我的军团使用它们, 这样子即使英雄们关掉了
我的能量产生器, 或是用某种方法使得能量武器无效, 我的军团不会被一小批拿着长枪
石头的野蛮人击败.
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标题: [转录][转录][转录]魔王须知(上篇)
时间: Sun Nov 18 09:47:33 2001
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作者: ninikelly (彩虹下的约定~) 看板: 896011XX
标题: [转录][转录]魔王须知(上篇)
时间: Sat Nov 17 14:20:06 2001
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作者: KEINO (Phoenix Link) 看板: FJU-ACC89a
标题: [转录]魔王须知(上篇)
时间: Tue Sep 11 10:41:42 2001
13. I will be secure in my superiority. Therefore, I will feel no need to
prove it by leaving clues in the form of riddles or leaving my weaker enemies
alive to show they pose no threat.
我很确定我高人数等, 因此我不需要故意留下谜题般线索来证明我的聪明才智,
或是饶我最弱的敌人一命来证明他们无法威胁我.
14. I will not waste time making my enemy's death look like an accident
I'm not accountable to anyone and my other enemies wouldn't believe it.
我不会无聊到设计让我敌人的死亡看起来像个意外, 我不用对任何人证明我的无辜,
而且其他的敌人都不会相信的.
15. I will make it clear that I do know the meaning of the word "mercy'';
I simply choose not show them any.
我很清楚我非常了解 "慈悲" 这个字的涵义, 我很乾脆的选择我不需要它.
16. One of my advisors will be an average five-year-old child. Any flaws
in my plan that he is able to spot will be corrected before implementation.
我的顾问中会有一个五岁的小孩, 在我的计划执行之前, 里面所有他会发现的漏洞
或缺陷, 都会被补正.
17. All slain enemies will be cremated, or at least have several rounds of
ammunition emptied into them, not left for dead at the bottom of the cliff.
The announcement of their deaths, as well as any accompanying celebration,
will be deferred until after the aforementioned disposal.
所有被宰掉的敌人都将被火葬, 至少要对屍体扫射很多轮子弹, 而不是让他们死在
悬涯底下就算了. 所有对他们死讯的公布, 以及接下来的庆祝活动, 都将在上述措施
执行後才进行.
18. My undercover agents will not have tattoos identifying them as members
of my organization, nor will they be required to wear military boots or
adhere to any other dress codes.
所有我的卧底都不会有用来辨识他们身分的刺青, 也不用穿着军靴或是遵守某种
固定的穿着, 佩带装饰品的规定.
19. The hero is not entitled to a last kiss, a last cigarette, or any other
form of last request.
英雄不会被允许最後的一个吻, 最後的一根烟, 或是任何其他的死前最後要求.
20. I will never employ any device with a digital countdown. If I find that
such a device is absolutely unavoidable, I will set it to activate when the
counter reaches 117 and the hero is just putting his plan into operation.
我将不会使用任何倒数计时用具, 如果无可避免时, 我将会设定在倒数到117的时候
启动/爆炸, 此时英雄们无论有甚麽计划, 也都才进行到一半.
(译注: 英雄总是会在倒数最後一刻完成计划)
21. I will design all doomsday machines myself. If I must hire a mad
scientist to assist me, I will make sure that he is sufficiently twisted
to never regret his evil ways and seek to undo the damage he's caused.
我会亲手设计末日武器, 如果我必须雇用一位疯狂科学家来当助手, 我会确定他
疯的够彻底而不会有一天突然後悔, 想要弥补所犯下的错误.
22. I will never utter the sentence ``But before I kill you, there's just
one thing I want to know.''
我永远不会说: "在我杀你之前, 我还有一件事想知道."
23. When I employ people as advisors, I will occasionally listen to their
advice.
当我雇用顾问时, 我会常常听取他们的建议.
24. I will not have a son. Although his laughably under-planned attempt to
usurp power would easily fail, it would provide a fatal distraction at a
crucial point in time.
我不会有儿子. 虽然他想篡夺我权力的可笑计划常常失败, 但是在关键的时刻, 这将
会造成我致命的分心.
25. I will not have a daughter. She would be as beautiful as she was evil,
but one look at the hero's rugged countenance and she'd betray her own
father.
我不会有女儿, 虽然她将会美的如同她的邪恶一般, 但是只要她看一眼英雄的破烂面貌,
她就会背叛她的父亲.
26. Despite its proven stress-relieving effect, I will not indulge in
maniacal laughter. When so occupied, it's too easy to miss unexpected
developments that a more attentive individual could adjust to accordingly.
虽然是很好的压力纾解方式, 我不会沉迷於自己的狂笑之中. 这个时候往往会没有注意
到事情的突发状况, 而比较谨慎注意的人将可以轻松的处理.
27. I will hire a talented fashion designer to create original uniforms for
my legions of terror, as opposed to some cheap knock-offs that make them
look like Nazi stormtroopers, Roman footsoldiers, or savage Mongol hordes.
All were eventually defeated and I want my troops to have a more positive
mind-set.
我将聘请顶尖的服装设计师为我的恐怖军团设计制服, 而不是选用某些廉价的防冒品,
让他们看起来像是纳粹党突击队员, 罗马的步兵, 或是野蛮的蒙古游牧民族. 这些家伙
最後都被打败了, 我希望我的军团有比较正面的心理建设.
28. No matter how tempted I am with the prospect of unlimited power, I will
not consume any energy field bigger than my head.
无论我有多少无限制的能量, 对於任何大於我头部的防护罩, 我一分能量也不要花.
29. I will keep a special cache of low-tech weapons and train my troops in
their use. That way -- even if the heroes manage to neutralize my power
generator and/or render the standard-issue energy weapons useless --
my troops will not be overrun by a handful of savages armed with spears and
rocks.
我会保留一批低科技武器而且常常训练我的军团使用它们, 这样子即使英雄们关掉了
我的能量产生器, 或是用某种方法使得能量武器无效, 我的军团不会被一小批拿着长枪
石头的野蛮人击败.
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