※ 引述《kobeslaker (thewonder)》之铭言： : ※ 引述《Dinki (captain)》之铭言： : : 感谢对岸网友翻译，本文By Kwame Brown : : 相当好笑的花絮...... : : http://bbs.hoopchina.com/htm_data/2/0612/145009.html : http://img81.imageshack.us/my.php?image=8thingslakersch3.jpg : 我只知道有八件 : 另外两件是不是自掰的 i don't know 中英文整理　修改部分内容 8 things you should know about Lakers By Kwame Brown (As told to Sam Alipour) 关於湖人，你必须知道的10件事 Kwame Brown 1. Denzel is the man "Denzel Washington is the coolest of our celebrity fans. He's always there. Smush Parker talks to him a lot because they both went to Fordham. And Ronny Turiaf gets starstruck, especially with girls. Like the girl from Girlfriends with the big eyes and Arfo. Of course, she got all of us excited." 1. Denzel是最好的。 "Denzel Washington是我们的明星球迷里最酷的一个。他总到现场看球。Smush经常 能和他说话，因为他们都是Fordham大学的。Ronny Turiaf也总能得到明星的青睐，特别 是女孩。比如说《Girlfriends》里那个大眼睛，留着小爆炸头的女孩，当然，他让我们 每个人都很兴奋。" 2. Luke is gaining on Kobe. "Kobe gets the most love from the ladies. He's definitely No. 1. But Luke Walton is a close second. I have no idea why. I think he's ugly as hell, but they fall down when they see him: 'Luke, oh, my god!'" 2. Luke正在赶超Kobe。 "Kobe能得到最多女生的爱，他绝对是第一。但是Luke和他之间的差距很小。我不知 道这是为什麽。我觉得他简直丑得没法再丑了，但是她们每次见到他都被他俘获：'Luke ，哦，上帝！'" 3. Once a Laker, always a Laker. "It's a family. Laker alumni are everywhere. Kurt Rambis, Magic─although I'm not quite sure what he does. I'm closest with Kareem. He's always talking to me and Andrew Bynum and anyone who will listen, teaching us post moves, how to score out of this offense, how to be patient, ducking in. Any help you need ." 3. 一日为湖人，终生为湖人。 "我们就像一个大家庭。曾经在这里效力的球员到处都是。Kurt Rambis, Magic--尽 管我不太知道他做些什麽。我和Kareem的关系最密切。他总是和我还有Andrew Bynum以及 所有愿意听他说话的人说话。他教我们内线的动作，怎麽在这种进攻体系下得分，怎样保 持耐心，挤到内线……任何你需要的帮助。"（这小子居然不提Mitch…不怕没有续约吗？ ） 4. And it's good to be a Laker. "Being here─and winning─open doors, Literally. You get into any club. And you get more opportunity. Like Lamar Odom─he's got a record company and a movie company. LO's our most Hollywood player. He goes to parties, but he doesn't hook us up. He just tells us about them." 4. 做一个湖人很好。 "在这里－赢球－打开门。基本上就是，只要你走进一家俱乐部，你就能得到比别人 更多的机会。比如说Lamar Odom--他有一个唱片公司和一个电影公司。LO是我们这最好莱 坞的球员。他经常到不同的party去玩，但是他从来不喊我们。只是告诉我们那些party上 的事情。" 5. We have language issues... "Sasha Vujacic always says strange things. Then there's Vlad Radmanovic. He'll say something, then he's like, 'You understand, Kwame?' I'm like, 'Man, I don't understand a thing you say. 'So he'll talk in his language, I'm like, 'What was that about? 'He says, 'You don't understand my English, I thought i'd try my language.'" 5. 我们存在语言障碍… 　　"Sasha Vujacic总是说一些奇怪的东西。然後我们还有Vlad Radmanovic。他总是说 一些东西，然後问：'Kwame，听懂了吗？'我说：'夥计，我根本不知道你在说什麽。'然 後他就用自己的语言开始说话。我就说：'你在干吗呢？'他说：'你听不懂我的英语，那 我就只好换种语言啦……'" 6. And music issues. "We argue about music all the time. But if you talk bad about 50 cents, LO is going to kill you. He loves 50 and Jay-Z. It'll be a battle." 6. 我们还有音乐冲突。 "我们总在关於音乐的问题上争论不休。但是你如果说了50cent的坏话，LO可不会饶 了你。他爱50 cent和Jay-Z。这会是一场战争。" 7. Nicknames? We got plenty. "We call Brian Cook 'Columbine.' Not nice, but he's crazy; any moment, he can snap and start pushing people. Andrew Bynum is 'Socks' because he once wore his in the shower. Aaron Mckie is 'Blue.' He says it's from childhood. I think it's because he's so dark." 7. 外号？我们有一大堆。 "我们叫Brian Cook '哥伦拜'（美国着名校园枪击案的学校）。这个名字不太好， 但是他真的很疯狂。他随时都会脑袋抽筋，然後开始推搡别人；Andrew Bynum的叫'袜子' ，因为有一次他穿着袜子就去洗澡了。而Aaron McKie叫'Blue'。他说那是他儿时就有的 外号，我觉得那是因为他很阴郁的缘故。（Blue有忧郁的意思）" 8. We're not in middle school─we just act like it. "Coach has this rule in practice that you can't shoot after the whistle, so we always try to trick each other. I'll be like. 'Yo, Luke, I'll give you $100 if you make this. 'Then I'll tell on him.It's worth it because he has to pay a fine." 8. 我们不是中学生--我们只是表现的像中学生而已。"教练规定在每次训练的时候，哨 声响起就不能再投篮，所以我们总是尽可能设法算计别人。比如我会说，'嘿，Luke，如 果你这球进了，我给你100美元。'然後我就会告发他，这很值得，因为他得被罚款。" 9. 用你的原力。 "Jordan Farmar是队里最大的星战迷。每当我们谈论女人的时候，他总会说Leia公主 有多性感（居然和Chandler和Ross有一样的嗜好。。。）。他在罚球的时候总是希望靠 '原力'把球导引进篮框。" 10. 多才的禅师。 "很多人都不知道，其实Phil才是我们队里Xbox的NBA 2K7之王。他曾经有过60场连胜 ，直到Sasha打败了他。第二天，Sasha在对活塞的比赛里坐了整场的板凳。" --

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