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标题[外电] Carmelo Anthony shows off against Lake
时间Sat Dec 15 03:33:40 2012
Carmelo Anthony shows off against Lakers for ex-coach Mike D'Antoni
By TARA SULLIVAN
RECORD COLUMNIST
Source:
http://ppt.cc/14QC
瓜瓜在前总教练冷笑话面前大秀特秀
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NEW YORK – As many times as his mouth uttered a wistful pregame, “I don’t
know,” (final count was three), Mike D’Antoni had to know in his heart he’
d get booed when introduced at Madison Square Garden on Thursday night. From
the early shower of boos to late mocking chants of his name, the new Lakers
coach and old Knicks coach admitted after a lopsided loss that, yes, “you
kind of expect that.”
But even if he expected a hefty dose of venom from fickle New York fans more
inclined to remember a botched departure than a long-awaited playoff return,
he couldn’t have been prepared for what Carmelo Anthony had in store for him.
就像他在赛前说了三次的"我不知道"一样,冷笑话必须知道周四晚上在花园广场出场的
时候会被嘘爆。从球迷唱起嘲笑冷笑话的歌开始,这位新上任的湖人总教练和卸任的尼
克教练在经历了一面倒的挫败之後不得不承认,"我早就料到这个了。"
但就算他已经料到薄情的尼克球迷会对他有这些毒舌评论,只记得他难堪的下台而忘记
他曾经带领尼克队重返季後赛,他恐怕还没准备好面对甜瓜已经即将给他一个痛快。
Playing with a focus, intensity and purpose rarely seen when D’Antoni was
his head coach, Anthony came out with a scoring vengeance against D’Antoni’
s new team, a mesmerizing 22-point first quarter making the Knicks look every
bit like NBA elite and rendering the reeling Lakers to a 116-107 loss that
wasn’t as close as the score would indicate. Anthony wasn’t around for the
conclusion of his early triumph, leaving midway through the third quarter
with a sprained left ankle. But the transcendent scorer had already made it
clear how much he was out to spoil D’Antoni’s Manhattan return.
“I wanted to beat the Lakers, especially protecting our home court,” a sore
and limping Anthony would insist afterward, adding, “It had nothing to do
with Mike. … I was zoned in. I was locked in. Tonight was one of those games
where I had that feeling.”
这个在冷笑话手下很少看见的打球专注、强悍且专心致志的甜瓜,用得分秀来对冷笑话
的新队伍报仇,迷人的22分第一节让尼克队的每个人看起来都像天才,把湖人队彻底打
爆,以116-107吞败,而且毫无悬念完全不像最後比分那麽靠近。甜瓜并没办法顺利完结
他开赛以来的好表现,在第三节因为左脚踝扭伤而退场。但这位可怕的得分机器已经表
示得很清楚了:冷笑话阿,我就是要给你难看!
"我想击败湖人,尤其是保护我们的主场," 一拐一拐的甜瓜补充到,"这跟冷哥没关系,
...我进入无双状态了,完全投入其中。今天晚上只是众多开无双状态的其中一场而已。"
Anthony finally found a way to enjoy the D’Antoni system that never seemed
to work for him in their New York days – exploiting the defensive holes he
knows all too well, having left them open so many times himself. Forced to
abandon his 30-points-and-counting night when he landed awkwardly, a Dwight
Howard foul sending him into a crumpled, writhing heap, Anthony didn’t
return. His teammates held on for the win, and his presence resonated
nonetheless, pounding through D’Antoni’s head with refrains of what might
have been.
“He was exploding – he’d have for sure got to 40,” marveled Tyson
Chandler. “I don’t think it’s a close game if ’Melo is in the game.”
Jason Kidd described Anthony as being in a video game amid the live action –
“I don’t play them, but I guess you hit the X button and it goes in every
time, — realizing early in the first quarter that his teammate was “here to
play tonight.”
甜瓜终於找到以前找不到的享受冷笑话系统的方法了 -- 就是刺穿那些他熟知的防守漏
洞,然後找到一推空档。甜瓜被迫放弃了他这场三十分的夜晚,当他被魔兽犯规扯下来
,然後扭曲皱成一团的落地之後,就没再回来了。然而他的队友保住了胜果,和他的表
现琴瑟和鸣,轰的冷笑话晕头转向。
"他整个爆发了 -- 他应该得到40分的," 拳王惊叹的说,"我不觉得如果瓜还在的话这
场比赛会这麽接近。"
老基觉得神瓜像在打2K13一样,"我不太打电动,但我猜你每次按下巨星键他就会变得这
麽扯,告诉他的队友今天从第一节前段开始就进入打电动模式啦。"
“Incredible,” Knicks coach Mike Woodson said.
“Unbelievable,” was D’Antoni’s word of choice.
Anthony had already done so much to make D’Antoni’s life miserable,
quitting on his coach before the coach quit on the franchise, ending the
abbreviated basketball relationship before it got really ugly. Anthony all
but admitted his own shortcomings whenever he described the energy his team
played with after D’Antoni’s late-2011 resignation, and even though the two
played nice during a mutual run to summertime Olympic gold, theirs was a
pairing destined for divorce.
“Things got sideways,” was what D’Antoni said, a nice way of sidestepping
an admission of disappointment that the Anthony we are all seeing now is not
the one he coached last year. “It was a shortened season, people were hurt
and we were trying to battle through stuff, and I was probably getting a
little anxious and we didn’t get there quick enough. You learn from it. You
move on, and what they’re doing now is good.”
"太扯了!" 武僧表示。
"我真不敢相信!" 冷笑话选择这样表达。
甜瓜已经尽其所能地让冷笑话过得很悲惨,包括在教练被球队开除之前先开除他,还有
让这段缩短的球员-教练关系变得很丑陋之前结束它。甜瓜只差没说出他们是故意在冷笑
话辞职之後才打得那麽有活力,即使他们在奥运夺金的过程合作还算愉快,只能说他们
是注定要分开的一对。
"当时所有事都走偏了," 冷笑话用这句话来回避他的失望 -- 我们都知道现在这颗瓜跟
他去年执教的那颗根本是不同品种,"那是个缩水球季,球员受伤然後我们试着克服一些
事,我可能有点太不安而且我们并没有快速地调整好。你可以从中学习,然後继续前进,
现在他们就做得很好。"
What Anthony is doing is great. On a night when so many anticipated
storylines were intersecting, on a Manhattan evening when basketball buzz
eclipsed all other sports conversations, in a building filled to its brim
with impassioned and energized fans, Anthony once again proved himself one of
his game’s best scorers.
He swished his first shot of the game, a three-pointer from the left wing,
and within a minute, swished his second, from the same spot on the other side
of the floor. By the end of the first quarter, he’d connected on all three
of his three-pointers, made eight of his nine field goals overall, and
carried the Knicks to a 41-27 lead. D’Antoni and his surgically replaced
knee stood near the visitor’s bench, just as helpless to stop the barrage as
he’d once been on the home bench, when he was the useless witness to Kobe
Bryant’s 61-point torching of the Knicks.
甜瓜现在状态正好,在这个许多爱恨情仇交织的夜晚、整个曼哈顿被篮球计时器的声响
所垄罩、整座球馆被热情激切的球迷挤爆当中,瓜又再一次证明他是最棒的得分手。
他咻咻的命中第一个进球,从左侧的三分线外投进,然後不到一分钟又从另外一边再砍
一颗。第一节结束时,他三分球3投3中,出手9球命中8球,带领尼克取得41-27的领先。
冷笑话撑着他那条刚动完手术的腿站在客队的板凳旁,无助地看着这场屠杀,就跟他之
前站在主队板凳席前面看着老大用61分折磨尼克的时候一样的无能。
But Woodson’s Knicks are not D’Antoni’s Knicks, and D’Antoni’s Lakers,
even with the dynamic Bryant, are a shell of their former selves. Meanwhile,
Woodson has turned New York into this season’s surprise contenders, built on
the same offensive mind-set of wide-open shot-making and relentless ball
movement Woodson witnessed as an assistant under D’Antoni. But now, with two
true point guards where D’Antoni had none, with a Kidd-Raymond Felton tandem
so much more compatible with Anthony than Jeremy Lin or Mike Bibby ever was,
Woodson can push that offense to greater heights.
Woodson instilled a defensive ethic D’Antoni’s Lakers still lack, yet what
really makes him successful is this version of Anthony D’Antoni rarely had.
Anthony didn’t make it easy on D’Antoni, pouting in injury while the birth
of Linsanity brought such obvious joy to the coach. But the fault was D’
Antoni’s too, for never finding a way to cultivate a better relationship
with a player acquired to be the franchise cornerstone, never connecting with
Anthony’s deepest basketball sensibilities, never reaching him the way he
did Lin.
但现在武僧的尼克队已经不是冷笑话的尼克队了,冷笑话的湖人队虽然拥有活跃的老大,
但也只剩下一个空壳而已了。同时,武增已经把纽约改造成本季最大的黑马,用他还是冷
哥的助理教练时,学到的那套进攻战术 -- 空档投射和快速的球转移。但是现在,相对於
一个控卫也没有的冷哥,武僧拥有两个真正的控球,老基和肥顿的串联搭配甜瓜比之前林
书豪和 BB 做得更好,武僧已经把这个进攻体系提升到新的境界了。
武僧导入了冷笑话的湖人队还很欠缺的防守观念,在他还没因为那个冷笑话很少拥有的升
级版甜瓜而获得成功之前就开始了。甜瓜当时有伤,并没有让因为林来疯的诞生而稍微欣
慰一点的冷笑话好过一些。但是冷哥也有错,他错在他从来没有好好地培养他跟这个球团
交易来的看板球星的关系,他也没有激起甜瓜心动对篮球的感动,更没有像他关心书豪格
格那样关心瓜。
Ultimately, D’Antoni surrendered the fight, resigning from his Knicks post
last March when it was obvious he wouldn’t be continuing in it once the
season ended.
“It didn’t end up exactly the way I would story-book it,” D’Antoni said.
“But I definitely don’t regret it and there’s no bitterness at all.”
Not from him. The fans? Anthony? They told a different story Thursday.
最终,冷笑话被击败了,他三月份辞去了尼克教练的职务,那个他显然待不到季末的
位子。
"这样的离开方式并不像我会写在故事书里面的情节," 冷笑话谈到,"但我并不後悔而
且一点也不痛苦。"
但轮不到他说,球迷?甜瓜?他们礼拜四可是说了一个完全不一样的故事。
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这篇好难喔,而且毒舌了一点,不过纽约媒体酸成这样不意外啦,
害我翻到一半还要去找其他事做转换一下心情@@
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1F:→ yay0909:好多句子好难用中文表达 不通顺的话敬请见谅 12/15 03:40
2F:推 skymay:这篇真的很纽媒脑补也一堆,不过还是谢谢翻译 XDD 12/15 07:17
3F:推 skymay:另外其实瓜遇到喇叭或老大这些人本来就会想上满无双条,跟 12/15 07:19
4F:推 Jefa910:踪狂 12/15 07:21
5F:→ skymay:冷笑话我不觉得有什麽关系,他们暑假就一起打奥运又不是上 12/15 07:21
6F:→ skymay:季冷离职後就没见面了 12/15 07:22
7F:推 skymay:(/‵Д′)/~ ╧╧ 12/15 07:23
8F:推 rioslo:不过还是要感谢冷笑话.现在的进攻一大部分还是沿用他的系统 12/15 07:24
9F:→ rioslo:不过武增调教下效果更好(人员到齐?? 12/15 07:25
10F:→ skymay:武僧说他在冷笑话底下真的学到很多,所以他一直很感谢冷笑 12/15 07:33
11F:→ skymay:话,结果纽媒总喜欢脑补五四三...@@" 12/15 07:34
12F:→ skymay:没有冷笑话的进攻,说真的武僧还是那个被骂贫攻的教练耶 12/15 07:34
13F:→ yay0909:纽媒就这样 一旦失宠就把你骂到臭头 12/15 07:46
14F:推 HidakaShu:其实这篇一次婊到两个人 啧啧 12/15 08:46
15F:推 KidNo5:这篇好酸喔 pH值真低QQ 12/15 12:50
16F:→ TBdrays:我好想2这篇喔 12/16 03:10
17F:→ TBdrays:原PO抱歉 12/16 03:11
18F:→ yay0909:哈哈没关系啦 我边翻也觉得记者想像力真丰富 12/16 04:08