http://0rz.tw/yWr8X 30Q: Is the Key Big Enough? 好的，30Q又来了，今天要来干嘛呢？标题骗人，内容骗钱就是我们的任务。 以下是骗钱列表 2009 2010 Hawes Dalembert Thompson Thompson May Landry Brockman Cousins Thomas*0.5 Whiteside Landry*0.5 由姓氏字数看来，2010年较大。 以合约长度看来，2010年较长。 从平均高度看来，2010年较高。 We're asking 30 questions about the Kings' 2010-11 season. 没想到以上的文字竟然跟狗屁没什麽两样。连邻居还在上小学的儿子都能算得出来。 Just two years ago, the coach of the Kings (that'd be Reggie Theus) complained that outside of Ron Artest, a player on the fringe of the team's plans and a sure bet to be tradebait, Sacramento had no players to throw the ball to. A brouhaha erupted as this was widely perceived as an insult tossed at one Kevin Martin, who many felt had been the team's best player over the preceding 2007-08 season. 两年之前，国王教头Reggie Theus曾抱怨过，除了Artest这尊不在计划中的待闪球员 外，队上没有一个能够好好处理球的家伙。这些言论使认为他是在指责国王当年的最佳球 员Kevin Martin。 Ignoring the controversy behind the nature of Theus' comments, the coach had argued he meant that, outside of Artest, the Kings had no one to give the ball to in the post. This -- this specific statement or (perhaps) complaint -- was dead-on accurate. The Kings had no one to play the post. The pivots were Mikki Moore, a set shooter with lobster claws for hands and a frame more spindly than a treble cleg; Brad Miller, less athletic at age 19 and 20 than Kevin Willis at age 47; and Spencer Hawes, a budding 19-year-old with skills, swagger and a complete lack of strength, rendering his post skills and swagger unusable against all post defenders outside of Pau Gasol, Brad Miller and Mikki Moore. The guards were Martin, who has never been accused of hogging the potato salad, and Beno Udrih, a lefty magician who likes physical contact less than does Christine O'Donnell. 让我们先不要争辩这些评论的对错，他会这麽说，当然不会是空穴来风。除了阿泰之 外，能杀到禁区里的，真的没有其他人。Mikki Moore ，一个排骨人，除了偶尔突然接获 传球的灌篮，以及防守时的假倒，禁区里看不大到他的身影。Brad Miller ，在他19或20 岁时，体能就无法比上47岁时的Kevin Willis。Spencer Hawes ？谁？你说谁？先发锋线 是悲惨的Miller+Moore。後卫则是一生都不会有过重危机的Kevin Martin，还有比起美女 候选人Christine O'Donnell 更不喜欢肢体接触的Beno Udrih。 Artest was indeed traded that summer, for Donté Greene and an Israeli cyborg to be named later. No beef other than lottery pick Jason Thompson was brought in to replace Ron-Ron. And outside Thompson's phenomenal work in securing the Jammin' James Bailey Hacker of the Year Award, the Kings were as close to haphephobic as any team in memory. The Kings had no one to throw the ball to in the post, and only Martin regularly attacked the paint, resulting in an absurd number of free throws by few lay-ups or (gasp!) dunks. Artest在夏天离开，换来了Donte Greene及一个将来的以色列小伙子。禁区的补强只 有来自小学校的Jason Thompson。可能是史上攻势最软的国王完成，没有人会打禁区。所 有人都射啊射啊就射输了比赛，唯一的篮框攻击可能是KM寥寥无几的上篮和屈指可数的灌 篮（摸摸你的良心，那年你看KM灌了几次！我的良心告诉我，我在当兵怎麽看比赛！） 由82Games.dom得到的消息，那年 灌篮/平均出手 最多的人是Mikki Moore(17%)。平 均每场他可由灌篮拿到0.8分。 (Note: this didn't exactly bear out in the data, as the Kings were middle-of-the-pack in the frequency in which their shots came at the rim. I would like to project this on Martin's attacking, as well as Thompson's electric offensive rebound/putback game, the too-hot-for-TV Bobby Brown experiment, a dose of Shelden Williams, Bobby Jackson, not to mention Hawes' unfailing program of at least trying to become a low post big man.) （以上数据有部份是过度渲染。事实上当年国王在篮框附近的出手频率是联盟中间值 。我把这归功於KM的进攻、JT的补进，Bobby Brown的脑充血，Shelden William、Bobby Jackson 的努力，还有偶尔还会尝试打低位的Hawes。） The acquisition of Tyreke Evans changed things dramatically. As is noted in every third comment thread at Sactown Royalty, Evans led the league in lay-ups attempted last season. As a -- check his I.D.! -- 20-year-old rookie. While Evans didn't play in the post as often as some would have liked, his repeated dribble-drives served as a de facto post game for the Kings through February. A post game works in demanding defensive attention near the rim, theoretically leaving shooters open from outside and weakside scorers available in the paint. Reke's dribble-drive game does the same thing. Tyreke Evans的入队改变了球队的属性，他的上篮出手次数是联盟上季最多（命中率 就...咳...咳）。不过他不是常用低位强打，而是用运球替国王制造出禁区攻势。低位单 打能让外线射手或弱边球员能找到机会，Reke的禁区穿梭也为我们带来了同样的像果。 The Kings enjoyed the new reality in the paint, even enough it didn't necessarily vault the team up the standings. Then, Martin was traded for Carl Landry. Landry was a beastly post scorer off the bench for Houston, racking up an absurd 8.1 attempts at the rim per 40 minutes in the first half of last season. (Evans, a higher-usage player, was at 9 rim shots/40 last season.) When the trade was executed, Evans and Paul Westphal alike commented that it'd be good to have a post scorer help balance the offense with Evans' play from a guard position. 国王很高兴这个禁区革新，然而这不足以带领国王一举登天。接下来的KM交易换来了 Landry。Landry是个低位悍将，平均每四十分钟他会在篮框附近出手8.1次（TE是9次）。 这看来会是个变态的组合。 Only it didn't work like that. Evans, a less accurate shooter than Dick Cheney and Plaxico Burress combined, continued to drive, to shoot in the paint. Landry turned into a mid-range jump shooter. In Houston last season, Landry took about 2.85 shots at the rim for every long (16-23 foot) jumper. In Sacramento, he took (almost exactly) one rim shot for every one long jumper. 不过樱木花道说过：「打篮球不是算数学。」（因为算数学算了一个小时算不出来就 会像我一样发疯翻外电，但是打篮球不会。）这两者的混合并没有让国王的禁区攻势如水 银泻地般一发不可收拾。Evans 依然切切切不停，Landry则转成了一位跳投球员，在休士 顿他的 篮框出手/跳投出手 是 2.85:1，到了沙城变成1:1。 When he joined Tyreke, a paint scorer, Landry went from post scorer to jump shooter. Instead of bolstering the post game, the combination of Evans and Landry served to dilute the lesser of the two, and push him away from the rim. 当他要和Tyreke合体，Landry的投射数量变多了，两者的浓度并未加成，反而受到了 不少稀释。 Luckily for the Kings, Landry is a good shooter: he hit 44 percent of shots from 16-23 feet, a strong mark. But, of course, shots at the rim are more valuable -- they draw fouls more frequently and go through the hoop at the higher rate. (Landry's 70 percent conversion rate at the rim is far from surprising.) There's just a huge difference in the effectiveness of long jumpers and lay-ups. No surprise, really. Landry依然能为国王贡献，他有四成四的投射命中率。可是攻禁区所得到的效益还是 较大，赚犯规或命中率的提升都是令人开心的地方。上篮和跳投真的是差太多了。 Is Landry's backtracking reversible? When Landry and Evans play together -- as they figure to do in large doses this season -- can Landry remain a significant post presence? Or is this a physical necessity? Is it spacially infeasible to keep Landry in the post and Evans on a boulevard to the rim? Landry会在本季回归吗？Landry加TE的禁区连拳可以让我们每场看球都笑得乐呵呵吗 ？Landry还会是一个禁区的威胁吗？还是这两尊肉体就是无法一加一等於二呢？ And, perhaps most centrally of all, where does DeMarcus Cousins fit? 好的，接下来我们来讨论表弟先生。 Cousins was drafted with the intent of creating a fatal guard-big pairing, a duo to rival all NBA duos. This is not hyperbole; this is what we all cheered for when Kahn picked Wes, when Stern read the card with a hint of whimsy. "The Kings select ... DeMarcus Cousins." BOOM. Kobe-Shaq. Magic-Kareem. Cousy-Russell. We saw the future, and it was wonderful. Cousins 的中选让我们的幻想开始发酵，这正是典型的 G-C组合。当Kahn挑中Wes 的 那一刻，当Stern 念出那一句的那一刻。DeMarcus Cousins！就像KO连拳、魔术与贾霸、 库西还有十一只戒指。我们看到了未来，前景可期啊！ I, for one, didn't see the journey, didn't catch the section of the blueprint that explained how exactly Reke's big flying body careening toward the rim and Boogie's big static body dominating the area around the rim were going to coexist, going to help each other thrive. Luckily, we (or Mr. Westphal and Mr. Petrie, more precisely) have a few spits of time to figure that out. 然而这段奇幻旅程还没有展开，我还没有见到Reke和Boogie一起在篮框附近耍狠的画 面，他们又要如何帮对方加成。时间会让我们看到这一切。 In the meantime, how Evans and Landry work together (or not) could be a decent indication of where this caravan's headed. 在此同时，我们可能要先看看眼前的问题。Evans和Landry能不能合体成功呢？ -- 本文没有重点，因为没有贴图。谢谢乱翻，谢谢指正，谢谢，谢谢。 --

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