承上 故事三 Michael used to love calling people up. He would do it when he came over to my house. He would just pick up the phone, dial a random number and start horsing around. 麦可很爱打电话给别人 他来我家时就会这样 他会拿起电话 随便乱打电话号码 The person at the other end would pick up the phone and Michael would say, “ Who’s this?” 接电话的人接起电话 就会听到麦可问 这是谁 They would reply something like, “It’s Lenore.” 接电话的人假如说他是Lenore He would go, “Oh, Lenore, listen, we’re going to have to get a divorce. I can’t carry on like this.” 他就会说 喔 Leonre 听好 我们要离婚了 我不能在这样下去 “She would go, “No, no, you have the wrong…” 对方会说 不不你打错~~ Michael would interrupt and say, “No, Lenore, don’t even try that on me. I’ ve just had it with you. We’ll divide the property evenly and everything but it’s got to be this way.” 麦可会截断他说 不Lenore不要这样试验我 我跟你说 我们把财产分一半 就这样 Then he would hang up, leaving the person on the other end of the line wondering what the hell had just happened. 然後他就把电话挂了 接电话的人就会想 刚到底发生啥事了 故事四 (Al Green’s church, 1978) 1978年Al Green的教堂里 When it came time to head for the party, Michael cried off. He had the worst case of crotch rot from wearing his underwear too tight. He couldn’t move. The sides of his legs were all sore and had broken out in a rash. 当我们要出发去聚会时 麦可唉唉叫 他那时跨下发炎的很严重 因为他穿了太紧的内裤 他不能动弹 他腿的一边整个酸痛红肿 We went to Al Green’s church the next day, even though Michael was still in a lot of pain. The rash had spread all over his legs and he couldn’t walk properly. 我们第二天天要去Al Green的教堂 虽然麦可还是处於严重疼痛中 红肿扩大到他的脚 他根本无法好好走 When we arrived, Al was singing the Curtis Mayfield classic, “People Get Ready.” He still had the most amazing effect on people, only now it was a more religious thing. 当我们到达时 Al正在唱Curtis Mayfield classic 他仍旧对人们有很大的感染力 不过现在是更偏向宗教的关系 This woman who was sitting next to us suddenly started hyperventilating, like a lot of Southern African American women do when they go to church. She started speaking in tongues and jumping up and down. Then she fell right into Michael’s crotch. 坐在我们旁边的一个女人 突然开始急促的呼吸 就好像很多南方非裔女人去教堂时会做的 她开始说方言 上下乱跳 然後她整个跌在麦可的跨部 I will never forget the look on Michael’s face. It was pure horror. 我永远不会忘记麦可脸上的表情 纯粹的惊吓 He just sat there, frozen, obviously in terrible pain, whispering, “Help me, help me.” 他就坐在那里 僵住 很明显的非常的痛苦 轻轻的说 救我救我 I just smiled at him and said, “What am I going to do? I’m not going to get her off your penis. You will have to play with your own organ today!” 我对他笑了 说 我要怎麽办 把她从你的小弟弟上拉起来? 你今天自己看着办吧 That woman lay there for ten minutes. It was only when Al Green ushered Michael up to sing with him that we were able to remove her from Michael’s crotch. 那个女人躺在那里十分钟 直到Al Green要求麦可上去跟他唱歌时 我们才把她从麦可的 跨部移走.... 真是损友XD -- In a world filled with hate, we must still dare to hope. In a world filled with anger, we must still dare to comfort. In a world filled with despair, we must still dare to dream. In a world filled with distrust, we must still dare to believe. ~~~~By Michael Jackson --

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