期末快结束时改的 不过後期越改越没梗，应该是不会再改了 1 00:00:47,790 --> 00:00:52,790 重修状 2 00:03:08,060 --> 00:03:09,460 他说 3 00:03:11,070 --> 00:03:13,530 那天从教室里走出来 4 00:03:15,140 --> 00:03:16,400 他已经21了 5 00:03:23,810 --> 00:03:24,970 他还说 6 00:03:25,510 --> 00:03:29,580 在这个年代，32，很容易 7 00:03:30,950 --> 00:03:32,940 21的，更难 8 00:05:03,750 --> 00:05:05,710 我的同学都32光了 9 00:05:07,080 --> 00:05:08,610 就剩我一个 10 00:05:11,090 --> 00:05:12,710 那是你命好 11 00:05:17,490 --> 00:05:19,020 我求情的 12 00:05:29,640 --> 00:05:33,040 我的同学，一班四十多人 13 00:05:33,310 --> 00:05:35,370 拼了三天三夜 14 00:05:38,180 --> 00:05:40,050 都没了… 15 00:05:44,950 --> 00:05:47,050 江教授那帮畜生 16 00:05:47,460 --> 00:05:51,520 只站在讲台，一动不动 17 00:05:55,400 --> 00:05:59,770 看着我那帮兄弟就这样一个一个的 18 00:06:04,140 --> 00:06:06,200 都当了 19 00:06:42,310 --> 00:06:46,300 他说，那天他遇到了一个学妹 20 00:06:47,050 --> 00:06:49,710 在废弃的破屋里过了一夜 21 00:06:53,960 --> 00:06:57,120 不知是那碗粥，还是那个学妹 22 00:06:57,730 --> 00:07:01,750 让他感觉，原来他还活着 23 00:07:41,040 --> 00:07:42,160 哪里可以选课啊？ 24 00:07:42,370 --> 00:07:44,310 去校务系统前等着 25 00:07:59,050 --> 00:08:00,150 他说 26 00:08:00,590 --> 00:08:02,580 第一次碰到我的那天 27 00:08:02,860 --> 00:08:06,690 天是灰蒙蒙的，跟他的心情一样 28 00:08:07,360 --> 00:08:08,950 可我清楚地记得 29 00:08:09,260 --> 00:08:12,760 那天是个晴天，阳光刺眼 30 00:08:17,340 --> 00:08:19,640 选完就跟我去乾作弊的活 31 00:08:20,880 --> 00:08:21,710 吃完，干活！ 32 00:08:22,040 --> 00:08:25,450 抄啊！ 33 00:09:10,730 --> 00:09:12,690 你这麽能抄，跟我 34 00:09:13,100 --> 00:09:14,290 我带你见大哥 35 00:09:36,590 --> 00:09:37,780 作什麽弊？ 36 00:09:38,050 --> 00:09:39,020 工数！ 37 00:09:39,250 --> 00:09:40,550 电路学！ 38 00:09:40,860 --> 00:09:43,690 他後来说，你们胆大包天 39 00:09:43,930 --> 00:09:45,690 竟敢作工数的弊 40 00:09:46,060 --> 00:09:48,760 我说，我被当好几科了 41 00:09:48,930 --> 00:09:51,530 修都修不完了，管他谁的课 42 00:11:14,380 --> 00:11:15,280 发考卷！ 43 00:11:34,170 --> 00:11:35,360 抄！ 44 00:12:32,430 --> 00:12:34,260 (助教)快！抓那个领头的！ 45 00:13:17,740 --> 00:13:20,570 那天，他不但救了我 46 00:13:20,840 --> 00:13:22,070 他还在教我 47 00:13:22,840 --> 00:13:27,110 小抄抄七分，板书写重点 48 00:13:45,700 --> 00:13:47,430 午阳哥 49 00:13:47,570 --> 00:13:48,560 你看 50 00:13:49,200 --> 00:13:50,640 是那个人给的 51 00:13:52,910 --> 00:13:54,340 这是学长穿的 52 00:13:54,540 --> 00:13:55,810 午阳哥做学长了 53 00:14:03,050 --> 00:14:06,180 午阳哥做学长了！ 54 00:14:08,020 --> 00:14:09,320 你在想什麽？ 55 00:14:12,130 --> 00:14:13,190 欧趴 77 00:17:40,670 --> 00:17:43,260 安心重修！ 78 00:17:43,570 --> 00:17:45,870 安心重修！ 79 00:17:46,910 --> 00:17:48,430 大哥定的规矩 80 00:17:48,780 --> 00:17:50,570 留下空位斟满酒 81 00:17:50,810 --> 00:17:52,250 敬被当的同学 82 00:17:59,350 --> 00:18:01,450 你在班上是个头？ 83 00:18:02,560 --> 00:18:04,020 过去的事了 84 00:18:05,190 --> 00:18:06,490 为何离开？ 85 00:18:08,800 --> 00:18:09,960 来，喝 86 00:18:16,070 --> 00:18:17,900 大家都是同校的师生 87 00:18:18,740 --> 00:18:20,770 约好联手作弊 88 00:18:21,210 --> 00:18:23,140 江教授出尔反尔 89 00:18:23,880 --> 00:18:25,040 狂抓作弊 90 00:18:26,880 --> 00:18:28,910 我的同学就这样32了 91 00:18:31,350 --> 00:18:34,720 天大地大，没有同学情大 92 00:18:35,860 --> 00:18:36,790 是吧？ 93 00:18:40,330 --> 00:18:42,160 这年头没有同学 94 00:18:43,830 --> 00:18:44,990 活不下去 95 00:18:55,810 --> 00:18:58,110 午阳，吃饭了 96 00:19:00,180 --> 00:19:02,780 新同学会退选吗？ 97 00:19:03,520 --> 00:19:05,990 有小抄看，谁不留下？ 126 00:22:33,930 --> 00:22:35,090 (下一次的考试) 助教：都别抄！ 127 00:22:46,540 --> 00:22:48,270 你为什麽不看着我？ 128 00:23:00,790 --> 00:23:04,420 你以为看了小抄，电路就过了吗？ 129 00:23:06,560 --> 00:23:09,790 而今是给你们个机会，好好重修 130 00:23:11,830 --> 00:23:12,700 走！ 131 00:23:44,870 --> 00:23:47,930 要是我们肯抄，就跟过了！ 132 00:23:48,240 --> 00:23:49,360 那会退学 133 00:23:49,570 --> 00:23:51,400 没有小抄，还不退学 134 00:23:52,040 --> 00:23:56,370 学生，狗的命，永远被教授当 135 00:23:58,010 --> 00:23:59,340 为什麽不读书？ 136 00:24:01,450 --> 00:24:03,250 读了书有知识 137 00:24:03,820 --> 00:24:06,310 有了知识，就直接把题目理解 138 00:24:06,520 --> 00:24:07,680 理解後推公式 139 00:24:07,890 --> 00:24:10,410 有了公式，就没教授能当我们了 140 00:24:11,490 --> 00:24:13,290 这班级才真的太平 141 00:24:16,060 --> 00:24:18,530 我们只是学生，有教授能让我们问吗？ 142 00:24:20,740 --> 00:24:23,230 江教授嚣张，势大力强 143 00:24:23,870 --> 00:24:26,670 我们这点儿人，他们根本看不上 144 00:24:27,210 --> 00:24:30,300 倒是的研究处的黄青，正缺人手 145 00:24:30,750 --> 00:24:33,580 他的绿营兵常被江教授欺负 146 00:24:33,780 --> 00:24:35,370 一直想壮大势力 147 00:24:35,850 --> 00:24:39,150 如果我们问他，那正是雪中送炭 148 00:24:39,790 --> 00:24:42,090 二虎，抓住这个机会 149 00:24:43,090 --> 00:24:46,930 让今天的事，永远不要再发生 150 00:24:53,330 --> 00:24:54,320 好 151 00:24:58,870 --> 00:25:00,100 考试 152 00:25:00,740 --> 00:25:02,680 我们要考最高的！ 153 00:25:05,510 --> 00:25:06,880 你以前作弊 154 00:25:07,050 --> 00:25:09,040 现下叫我们读书，不黑不白的 155 00:25:09,750 --> 00:25:11,220 凭什麽信你？ 156 00:25:14,020 --> 00:25:15,280 纳重修状！ 157 00:25:18,360 --> 00:25:20,950 兄弟结义，各害一个外人 158 00:25:21,160 --> 00:25:23,460 断绝後路，以示忠诚 159 00:25:23,660 --> 00:25:26,000 从此，兄弟的命是命 160 00:25:26,230 --> 00:25:28,570 其他的皆可当！ 161 00:25:30,070 --> 00:25:31,500 那天我问他 162 00:25:31,910 --> 00:25:34,570 纳了重修状，永远没有退路 163 00:25:34,680 --> 00:25:35,770 你愿意吗？ 164 00:25:36,810 --> 00:25:37,870 他没吭声 165 00:25:38,210 --> 00:25:39,610 我要… 166 00:25:43,120 --> 00:25:44,180 (别班的考试) 同学，给张小抄吧… (举手)教授，他作弊 167 00:25:44,390 --> 00:25:47,220 狗日的，你干什麽啊？ 没招你们没惹你们的… (举手)教授，他也作弊 168 00:25:47,590 --> 00:25:48,320 为什麽要害我们啊… 169 00:25:48,560 --> 00:25:49,850 不就是借张小抄而已吗？ 170 00:25:54,030 --> 00:25:59,900 同学…求求你…放…放了我吧… 171 00:26:00,200 --> 00:26:01,600 记住我这张脸 172 00:26:02,000 --> 00:26:04,060 下次重修找我报仇 (举手)教授，他也是 173 00:26:17,890 --> 00:26:19,480 今有庞青云 174 00:26:19,650 --> 00:26:20,380 赵二虎 175 00:26:20,560 --> 00:26:21,720 姜午阳 176 00:26:21,920 --> 00:26:24,080 纳重修状，结兄弟义 177 00:26:24,360 --> 00:26:26,520 死生相托，吉凶相救 178 00:26:26,790 --> 00:26:29,290 福祸相依，患难相扶 179 00:26:29,600 --> 00:26:31,260 外人乱我学分者 180 00:26:31,570 --> 00:26:33,630 视重修状，必杀之 181 00:26:33,940 --> 00:26:35,560 兄弟乱我学分者 182 00:26:35,800 --> 00:26:37,930 视重修状，必杀之 183 00:26:38,340 --> 00:26:40,770 天地作证，山河为盟 184 00:26:41,480 --> 00:26:44,770 有违此誓，天地当之 185 00:26:45,050 --> 00:26:46,540 人和一心 186 00:26:47,580 --> 00:26:48,810 他後来跟我说 187 00:26:49,320 --> 00:26:51,510 其实他不相信重修状 188 00:26:52,150 --> 00:26:54,710 我问，那你信什麽？ 189 00:26:55,190 --> 00:26:56,820 他说他相信二哥 190 00:26:57,590 --> 00:26:58,790 还有我 199 00:28:32,990 --> 00:28:36,010 听说你和你的同学 200 00:28:36,260 --> 00:28:38,690 在星期二考电子学 201 00:28:38,930 --> 00:28:42,020 竟然全班被当 202 00:28:42,200 --> 00:28:44,390 两个月没见，还敢回来？ 203 00:28:44,570 --> 00:28:45,430 黄教兽 204 00:28:45,700 --> 00:28:46,760 电学一试 205 00:28:47,900 --> 00:28:50,870 江教授本来要让我们Open Book 206 00:28:51,170 --> 00:28:54,160 但江教授出尔反尔，不让我们Open Book 207 00:28:54,410 --> 00:28:57,940 我全班的同学就这样眼睁睁的被当了 208 00:28:58,210 --> 00:28:59,910 全班被当 209 00:29:00,750 --> 00:29:02,050 就你一人过？ 210 00:29:02,250 --> 00:29:03,380 我重修 211 00:29:04,190 --> 00:29:05,350 就是要回来见你 213 00:29:08,790 --> 00:29:10,620 你们有几本书啊？ 214 00:29:10,830 --> 00:29:11,920 八！ 215 00:29:19,930 --> 00:29:21,330 再给我八本 216 00:29:21,770 --> 00:29:24,030 十五日之内，我电子学全班60 217 00:29:24,270 --> 00:29:26,210 学校无戏言 218 00:29:26,710 --> 00:29:27,870 十日 219 00:29:28,440 --> 00:29:30,210 十日全班欧趴！ 220 00:29:33,350 --> 00:29:34,280 好 221 00:29:34,850 --> 00:29:36,040 我… 222 00:29:38,190 --> 00:29:41,680 我再给你十五本原文书 223 00:29:42,090 --> 00:29:44,490 但是没有翻译本 224 00:29:45,260 --> 00:29:46,520 不要翻译 225 00:29:46,960 --> 00:29:49,400 考完试，一半的原文书归我们 226 00:29:50,600 --> 00:29:51,930 庞青云 227 00:29:52,130 --> 00:29:55,430 你字 “鹿山” ，就叫 “山字营” 吧 228 00:29:55,870 --> 00:29:57,130 谢三位教兽 229 00:30:07,150 --> 00:30:08,170 你在赌 230 00:30:09,120 --> 00:30:10,810 拿全班的学分在赌 231 00:30:11,290 --> 00:30:12,980 考试本身就是赌 232 00:30:14,920 --> 00:30:16,050 (助教)我不赌 233 00:30:16,360 --> 00:30:18,590 这十五本原文书，是黄青的书 234 00:30:18,890 --> 00:30:19,920 没收了 235 00:30:20,190 --> 00:30:21,960 黄青在上课时就没书看 236 00:30:22,200 --> 00:30:23,490 你如何才肯出借？ 237 00:30:24,200 --> 00:30:25,430 那些书 238 00:30:26,100 --> 00:30:27,400 只给你壮声势 239 00:30:27,640 --> 00:30:29,500 这是你唯一可以赢的机会 240 00:30:29,540 --> 00:30:30,530 不然 241 00:30:30,600 --> 00:30:33,470 江教授永远都把你踩在脚下 242 00:30:50,160 --> 00:30:51,020 大哥！ 243 00:30:53,760 --> 00:30:54,890 都是破的 244 00:31:02,200 --> 00:31:04,000 这场考试有二十个助教 245 00:31:04,440 --> 00:31:05,770 试很难考 246 00:31:11,150 --> 00:31:13,110 要过，只有一个办法 247 00:31:13,710 --> 00:31:15,740 豁出去，跟他们比速度！ 248 00:31:16,350 --> 00:31:18,440 贴过去，档他们的视野！ 249 00:31:19,390 --> 00:31:20,580 同学们！ 250 00:31:21,390 --> 00:31:23,190 告诉他，谁最狠？ 251 00:31:23,420 --> 00:31:24,890 我最狠！ 252 00:31:25,060 --> 00:31:27,460 助教发完考卷只有三十秒空档 253 00:31:27,830 --> 00:31:30,090 小抄只能抄二十秒 254 00:31:30,400 --> 00:31:32,490 翻书只有十秒 255 00:31:32,670 --> 00:31:35,100 我们要十个同学在前面档二十秒 256 00:31:35,270 --> 00:31:37,670 後面的同学紧跟在後，再档二十秒！ 257 00:31:37,840 --> 00:31:41,670 看到见助教不要躲，继续抄 258 00:31:41,940 --> 00:31:43,100 死命的抄 259 00:31:43,310 --> 00:31:44,470 为後面的同学 260 00:31:44,750 --> 00:31:46,370 赢得这一百分 261 00:31:49,080 --> 00:31:51,110 很多同学会当 262 00:31:57,790 --> 00:31:58,850 我去！ 263 00:32:04,530 --> 00:32:05,860 有谁跟我去？ 264 00:32:08,970 --> 00:32:12,060 愿意去的有重修费！当了三千 265 00:32:12,310 --> 00:32:13,200 被32补习免费！ 266 00:32:13,410 --> 00:32:14,670 能重修还不去呀？ 267 00:32:14,910 --> 00:32:17,210 是同学就放个响屁！ 268 00:32:17,380 --> 00:32:18,370 来啊！ 269 00:32:18,580 --> 00:32:19,940 妈的，豁出去了！ 270 00:32:20,280 --> 00:32:22,080 我也去！ 271 00:32:22,380 --> 00:32:24,850 算我一个，我去… 272 00:32:25,220 --> 00:32:27,650 我也去… 273 00:32:27,820 --> 00:32:29,920 我去…我也去… 274 00:32:30,190 --> 00:32:31,750 电子学！ 275 00:32:32,160 --> 00:32:35,060 小抄，板书，抢学分！ 276 00:32:35,260 --> 00:32:35,990 电子学！ 277 00:32:36,200 --> 00:32:39,170 小抄，板书，抢学分！ 278 00:32:39,400 --> 00:32:42,390 小抄，板书，抢学分！ --

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