作者vm3vul3u83 (醋鬼)
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标题[转录]Re: 面试不要开玩笑
时间Sun Apr 22 02:36:07 2007
※ [本文转录自 StupidClown 看板]
作者: SKBOY (木板男孩) 看板: StupidClown
标题: Re: 面试不要开玩笑
时间: Sun Apr 22 02:00:59 2007
~~前文恕删~~
我朋友真的在面试闹过.....
我忘记他去哪个大学面试了~~就推甄的第二阶段面试
面试官除了问些一定会问到的"为什麽会想来念这个"..之类的之外
因为它是有点艺能的科系,所以面试官有叫面试生做才艺表演
我朋友没料到这个,发现别人拉小提琴啦干麻的都好屌
他就囧在那边一下下(什麽都没准备)
然後他脑袋我不知道怎麽回事,突然出现一个Idea
当面试官要他才艺表演的时候:
面试官:请你表演一项才艺,~~恩~你的表演是什麽呢?
我朋友:恩~我...我想表演一分钟内模仿74个人
面试官此时眼睛放出光芒(一秒要几个阿...)
面试官:喔?那就请你开始吧
我朋友:好的~~~开始计时!
我朋友:第1个模仿国父孙中山
他做出了一个躺着的姿势
我朋友:因为国父已经往生,往生的人当然是躺在棺材里
面试官:那下一个?
我朋友:接下来是蒋中正
然後又做出了一个躺着的姿势
我朋友:因为蒋中正也已经往生,当然也是躺在棺材里
面试官此时脸上已经有几条线了
我朋友此时问面试官:还有几秒?
面试官:恩~~还有30秒
我朋友:喔~~只剩这样阿~那我就在剩下30秒内把剩下72人模仿完
於是,他.........他又做出了一个躺着的姿势
然後说:
这是黄花岗七十二烈士
面试官听说笑了蛮久........
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