作者Winson1017 (堂哥让我爆)
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标题[趣事] 谁卖了我的资料?
时间Sun Dec 5 13:02:16 2010
※ [本文转录自 joke 看板 #1CZw2Y6m ]
作者: Winson1017 (坐北潮男) 看板: joke
标题: [趣事] 谁卖了我的资料?
时间: Wed Sep 15 00:19:26 2010
以下是我堂哥发生的真实故事
我堂哥在MSN上的名字叫黄哈梅,是当初申请hotmail时留的;申请商周会员就叫黄商周,申请雅虎
就叫黄雅虎....直到有一天电话推销打给他
"黄中信先生吗?"
他就知道中信把他的个资卖掉了
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国小的时候 女生喜欢 隔壁的大哥哥 男生喜欢 年轻的正妹
国中的时候 女生喜欢 在班上出风头的男生 男生喜欢 年轻的正妹
高中的时候 女生喜欢 会打篮球又帅的学长 男生喜欢 年轻的正妹
大学的时候 女生喜欢 有汽车的人 男生喜欢 年轻的正妹
进入社会後 女生喜欢 有钱有房有车的人 男生喜欢 年轻的正妹
所以说 女生是善变的 男生是专情的
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※ 发信站: 批踢踢实业坊(ptt.cc)
◆ From: 71.95.221.26
1F：推 wilsmart:这招不错耶 09/15 00:20
2F：推 abc0922002:先记起来 09/15 00:21
3F：嘘 montes3388:中信?你是指银行吗? 09/15 00:22
4F：推 oilgreen:这招 真的 不错!!!! 09/15 00:23
5F：推 miyamodo2007:赞! 09/15 00:24
6F：推 Lavchi:!!!!!!!!!!!!!学起来 09/15 00:24
7F：推 payton00045:黄批踢吗? 09/15 00:25
8F：→ l1l1l1l1:学起来XD 09/15 00:25
9F：推 VaLenTi1007:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/15 00:26
10F：推 h1239059:推!! 09/15 00:27
11F：→ CapriciousX:不错! 这招很妙! 09/15 00:27
12F：→ rererere147:ψ-(._. )> 09/15 00:28
13F：→ tkhunter:不错！不过这样学起来，会不会大家的名都一样.... 09/15 00:29
14F：推 damnwow: 田噗浪 ? 09/15 00:31
15F：推 rsy:怪怪的!!!如果是银行或信用卡应该是本名 怎麽可能用假名? 09/15 00:31
16F：推 l1l1l1l1:中信的问卷吧我猜 09/15 00:35
17F：推 quietvox:这招有妙XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/15 00:37
18F：→ dog5566:堂哥 = 表哥 09/15 00:39
歹势,打错了,是堂哥
19F：推 rssh0106:会爆喔 09/15 00:39
20F：推 ahuahala:天才 09/15 00:43
21F：推 curstwings:堂哥还是表哥 XD 09/15 00:44
22F：推 ox12345xo:强!!是真的吗?? 09/15 00:44
嗯啊,是真的!!
23F：推 Stockton:好强！借转！ 09/15 00:45
24F：推 avrilrock:超强XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/15 00:47
25F：推 smaljohn:酷招 09/15 00:47
26F：推 bladder:高招阿XDDDDD 09/15 00:47
27F：推 jerry0172005:XDDDDDDDD 09/15 00:48
28F：推 shi21:XD 高招啊! 09/15 00:54
29F：推 legstrong:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/15 00:55
30F：推 abc0922001:转八卦版!! 09/15 00:55
31F：推 SWW:高招!!!! 09/15 00:56
32F：推 wind164:XDDDDDDDDDDD 09/15 00:56
33F：推 bt222:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/15 00:57
34F：推 r9k256:高人 09/15 00:57
35F：推 superivan:那以後大家的资料不就都...X中信 X雅虎 X台湾 09/15 00:58
36F：推 janelin07:这招好酷XD 09/15 00:59
37F：推 cashko:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/15 00:59
38F：推 gain:为什麽msn是哈梅？ 09/15 01:00
39F：推 playinging:妙招XD 09/15 01:00
40F：推 medama:hotmail 09/15 01:00
41F：推 cocoyan:天才啊XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/15 01:00
42F：推 shiro923:这招也太强 XD 09/15 01:01
43F：→ mikai:gain大都不把文章看完...原po要哭哭了 09/15 01:01
44F：推 lotlfyt:XD 09/15 01:01
45F：推 LoCKeR941010:============说好的堂哥呢========================= 09/15 01:01
46F：推 ca11ll0:GJ 09/15 01:01
47F：推 a3225737:XDDDDDDDDD会爆 先卡位 09/15 01:01
48F：→ abc0922001:"ho"t "ma"il 09/15 01:01
49F：推 ckntu828:如果申请台湾大哥大 不就叫黄胎哥了= =?? 09/15 01:02
50F：推 elwyn:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/15 01:04
51F：推 blackcellar:=====================黄伊莉======================= 09/15 01:04
52F：推 BcBc:XDDDD 09/15 01:04
谢谢各位大大们的支持罗!!小弟跪谢
53F：推 secscy:高招 09/15 01:05
54F：推 atron:GJ! 09/15 01:07
※ 编辑: Winson1017 来自: 71.95.221.26 (09/15 01:08)
55F：推 nick0367:厉害!! 09/15 01:07
56F：推 blueocean29:黄辜苟 黄玉山 黄小七 黄你家 ....... 09/15 01:08
57F：推 shibaookenta:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/15 01:10
58F：推 atron:KSHS推 09/15 01:10
59F：推 gary27:推一下强者...原来是中信啊... 09/15 01:11
60F：推 tom0857:麻吉给推!!!! 09/15 01:12
61F：→ tom0857:有笑有推!!!!!! 09/15 01:13
62F：推 sghseattle:我的嘴角不争气的动了一下 09/15 01:13
63F：推 weigod:XD 09/15 01:13
64F：推 alpachino:XDDDDDDDDDD 09/15 01:13
65F：推 roxiang:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/15 01:14
66F：推 v047806192:会爆!!!! 09/15 01:14
67F：推 WilliamWill:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd 100分 09/15 01:15
68F：→ oilgreen:我喜欢!!!!!!!! 09/15 01:16
69F：推 ecbytesan:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/15 01:16
70F：推 alentek:XD 09/15 01:17
71F：→ kuro50624:XDDDDDDD 09/15 01:21
72F：推 x007:你好 我叫黄积玫 09/15 01:22
73F：→ a2156700:好妙 09/15 01:23
74F：嘘 syforever:i dont like la 09/15 01:23
75F：嘘 yeskia0314:低调一点 09/15 01:23
76F：推 atron:舔蕾哥给推 09/15 01:25
77F：→ daflcorn:我是用不同姓氏耶，如果接到要找吴先生的...嗯= =+ 09/15 01:25
78F：→ daflcorn:不过这招 太高招了! 09/15 01:26
79F：推 Demogorgan:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/15 01:27
80F：推 ueu72312:超屌!!! 09/15 01:32
81F：推 ksksks:黄红椰先生你好~ 09/15 01:32
82F：推 b121106992:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 高招 09/15 01:33
83F：推 remix7:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/15 01:34
84F：推 worshipA:XDDDDDDDD 09/15 01:34
85F：推 waynesun:姓胡的怎麽办?胡商周...(服丧中) 09/15 01:34
86F：→ remix7:糟糕，一堆人都叫红爷 09/15 01:35
87F：推 fg008kimo:强!!XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/15 01:35
88F：推 woajw:糟糕 一堆人要叫洪爷了 09/15 01:38
89F：嘘 hahn:帮低调!!!好招 09/15 01:40
90F：→ abc0922002:楼上= =+ 09/15 01:40
91F：嘘 berniechen:中信不是银行吗?最好银行可以用假名啦 09/15 01:42
可能我堂哥做问卷调查吧
※ 编辑: Winson1017 来自: 71.95.221.26 (09/15 01:44)
92F：推 DASUN:黄劈吐 09/15 01:44
93F：推 ru04ul4:问卷被卖掉...嗯... 09/15 01:48
94F：推 RushMonkey:天才 XDDDD 09/15 01:48
95F：嘘 jjkk119:帮低调 09/15 01:50
96F：嘘 devin0329:帮低调 绝妙好招XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!! 09/15 01:51
97F：推 adonistc:这招真的超屌 09/15 01:52
98F：嘘 kstkst:帮低调XDD 09/15 01:53
99F：→ ansath:高手! 09/15 01:53
100F：推 HornyDragon:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/15 01:56
101F：推 xxx22088:高手！！！ 09/15 01:58
102F：推 pabubai:高手 (笔记... 09/15 02:01
103F：推 srtny:真实故事XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/15 02:03
104F：推 forRITZ:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD高手 09/15 02:04
105F：推 hans0913:这篇笑中含挂阿XDD 09/15 02:05
106F：嘘 vespar:高手! 低调 09/15 02:05
107F：推 Roris:靠，为什麽我觉得超好笑。 09/15 02:09
108F：→ apiod:这招不错 09/15 02:09
109F：推 ewewew:好招推一个... 09/15 02:17
110F：推 huabandd:高手!!! 09/15 02:20
111F：推 kevinfu619:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/15 02:41
112F：推 LoveBea:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/15 02:45
113F：推 jayhang:高手！！ 09/15 02:56
114F：推 Subaudition:推一个 XD 09/15 03:20
115F：推 erilinda:高手XD! 记起来 09/15 03:24
116F：推 ooXD:好方法XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/15 03:31
117F：→ samhou6:ㄟㄟ 该低掉了 别让它上新闻 09/15 03:33
118F：嘘 samhou6:低调 09/15 03:35
119F：推 CREA:有笑有推 09/15 03:38
120F：推 godanddevil:好方法! XD 09/15 03:38
121F：嘘 DancingDoll:帮低调 好方法!!! 09/15 04:32
122F：→ benxa:超好笑XDDDD 09/15 04:44
123F：嘘 gg889g8:要低调 09/15 04:54
124F：推 flylover:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/15 05:32
125F：推 jeffl0402:全民抓泄露个资的时代来临了... 09/15 05:39
126F：推 elfswordsman:好笑 XD 09/15 06:24
感谢各位大大的鼓励,为了证明这不是我自己乱编的而是我堂哥真正遇到的事情
http://ppt.cc/2,Mq
※ 编辑: Winson1017 来自: 71.95.221.26 (09/15 06:36)
127F：推 yus1114:这招厉害 XD 09/15 06:36
128F：推 iboxdoll:好招啊~~ 09/15 07:26
129F：→ pinsaun:笔记 09/15 07:28
130F：推 jacksonli:黄搜滴 黄一本 09/15 07:37
131F：推 j807192003:黄小弟:把拔 原PO堂哥:!!! 09/15 07:50
132F：推 chiga:高啊 09/15 08:01
133F：推 baychi999:高招XDDD 09/15 08:36
134F：推 vickyshan:所以你表哥在facebook的昵称是黄脸书吗？？？？？ 09/15 09:00
135F：推 bryant780301:强~~ 09/15 09:01
136F：推 watashiD:XDDDDDDD 那Mr.Donuts 的话呢? 09/15 09:06
137F：推 ciao816:Good 学起来 09/15 09:14
138F：推 LT134P:推一下 09/15 09:17
139F：推 lucas01:good 09/15 09:35
140F：推 judogirl:强者 非常厉害 09/15 09:37
141F：推 freelance978:XD 09/15 09:43
142F：推 summerRang:黄脸书吗??? 09/15 09:45
143F：推 deco:超靠北XD 09/15 09:47
144F：推 jianbangx:好招 让他爆吧XD 09/15 09:54
145F：推 davidchen329:XD 09/15 09:54
146F：推 kopapa1116:XDD 09/15 10:09
147F：推 s10027162:推高招 09/15 10:09
148F：推 tp61i60: 妈，我在这里 09/15 10:09
149F：推 dreamnyanya:我也要学!!!!!!!不然我每次都要想其他名字真累XD 09/15 10:10
150F：推 zaq1xsw2121:太厉害了!!!! 09/15 10:40
151F：推 Asucks:厉害！！！！！ 09/15 10:44
152F：→ ijtm:高手 09/15 10:46
153F：推 v6v69:屌XD 09/15 10:50
154F：推 gahanleeo:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/15 11:06
155F：推 stanwhale:爆 09/15 11:07
156F：推 luke7212:哈哈哈~~这招实在是太高啦!!! 09/15 11:13
157F：推 CN091118:XD 09/15 11:14
158F：推 nieh:GJ 09/15 11:15
感谢各位大大的支持,这是小弟第一次被推爆,跪谢!!!
※ 编辑: Winson1017 来自: 71.95.221.26 (09/15 11:24)
159F：推 bheegrl:XD 09/15 11:29
160F：推 cawayigainax:请问是黄师虎嘛? 09/15 11:29
161F：推 Ekmund:这个屌 好招XDDDDD 09/15 11:32
162F：推 Abric:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/15 11:43
163F：推 mhj:超屌的~~ XD 09/15 11:56
164F：推 ghghfftjack:........这招不错 09/15 11:57
165F：→ Tenging:超屌 09/15 11:59
166F：推 JohnGod21:屌 09/15 12:09
167F：推 s86283:好招 09/15 12:19
168F：推 kinple:XDD 09/15 12:26
169F：推 a037111:请问是黄後宫先生吗? 09/15 12:30
170F：推 ShizukaShih:高招!!!! 09/15 12:30
171F：→ pepeoa:屌!!!!!!!!!!!! 09/15 12:34
172F：推 KingKingCold:好屌....建议原po把这篇文章转到八卦版 09/15 12:39
173F：→ KingKingCold:表面上是JOKE文 实际上暗藏好大的八卦! 09/15 12:40
174F：推 dumdumgenius:妈 我在这 09/15 12:40
拜托,请各位大大不要转版,我怕被告....
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175F：嘘 montes3388:为什麽你堂哥不叫黄脸书? 09/15 12:51
176F：推 BoyLie:ㄆㄆ 09/15 12:56
177F：推 samisami:这好好用哦, 学起来. 09/15 13:04
178F：推 KingKingCold:XDDD 这麽怕被告 po在这里就不会被告了吗? XD 09/15 13:07
记者都在八卦抄新闻
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179F：推 Leaves827:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/15 13:17
180F：推 sammii545:很好笑~~~哈哈哈 09/15 13:30
181F：推 x03692001:learn it 09/15 13:31
182F：→ kna8421:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/15 13:32
183F：推 vizjeco:屌! 09/15 13:40
184F：→ ck6fuz516:黄北男你好 09/15 13:47
185F：嘘 anfor:帮低调 09/15 14:05
186F：推 luosiwen:XDDDDDDD有学有推 09/15 14:09
187F：推 otis000:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/15 14:12
188F：推 asdisr:高招XDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/15 14:13
189F：推 loveseawind:看成饮料 不过很厉害XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/15 14:36
190F：推 alikeps2:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/15 15:14
191F：推 ddtddr:好高招！！！ 09/15 15:19
192F：→ ym410798:饮料+1 半糖去冰 09/15 15:20
193F：推 houchungqq:记者也会来joke抄笑话吧 09/15 15:29
194F：推 l6fm03:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/15 15:36
195F：推 iut195:黄润发 黄乐福 黄狮苟 09/15 15:40
196F：推 q80213:黄市多 09/15 15:49
197F：推 tppr3695:黄药师....药局 09/15 16:00
198F：推 ekbb0lew:卑鄙...............给你堂哥GJ! 09/15 16:44
199F：推 Beetch:所以你哥fb是叫黄脸书还是黄飞不 XD? 09/15 16:55
200F：嘘 samhou6:好方法要低调阿....... 09/15 17:18
201F：推 ichesmimi:赞啦~~~ 09/15 17:19
202F：→ easybaby:GJ 09/15 17:23
203F：推 theanus:XD 09/15 17:27
204F：推 funnypeter:威! 09/15 17:30
205F：推 grlie8027:Yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo 09/15 17:32
206F：嘘 penril0326:帮低调...干学起来 09/15 17:40
207F：推 raxtm:GJ 09/15 17:42
208F：→ Yie:GJ. 09/15 17:42
209F：推 johnoldman:黄後宫 09/15 18:21
210F：推 pp1877:干 这贱欸!!!!!!!!!! 09/15 18:50
211F：推 notbed:学起来了 哈哈 09/15 19:20
212F：推 lovemao0809:太实用了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/15 20:03
213F：推 OrzJ:XD 09/15 20:34
214F：推 nxdwx:太酷了XDDD 09/15 20:59
215F：推 livtyler0828:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/15 21:03
216F：推 hsudens:我本名真的有中信...只有这家不能试XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/15 21:08
217F：推 panjiongkai:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/15 21:17
218F：推 ChonPiggy:黄脸书XD 09/15 21:22
219F：推 vi000246:也可以取代号啊 又不一定要中信哈梅的 09/15 21:40
220F：→ abianbitch:不错 09/15 21:50
221F：→ ooXD:记者准播要抄了 09/15 22:06
222F：嘘 rappiest:这麽聪明哪有笨点~帮低调~ 09/15 22:13
223F：推 urzas:厉害! 09/15 22:35
224F：推 loveswim:中信法务团队表示: 文章已备份。 09/15 22:37
225F：推 Zeroyeu:高招!!! 09/15 22:43
226F：推 ai211061:利害 学起来 学起来 09/15 23:13
227F：推 kimimskimi:超强的啦这招 09/15 23:22
228F：推 SignKing:我以为是要秀黄脸书 09/15 23:30
229F：推 talunhsu:在下黄狮虎 09/15 23:53
230F：推 ffmuteki9:太强........................... 09/15 23:59
231F：推 kqq543:超强的一招 09/16 00:24
232F：推 GGisme:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/16 00:55
233F：推 crueangel:好强啊 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/16 01:24
234F：推 s51901:好强!!(－^－)ｄ 09/16 04:59
235F：推 chiyan:太厉害了吧!! 09/16 08:45
236F：→ phylliss:太强了… 09/16 08:59
237F：→ wangyc:XD 09/16 12:16
238F：推 jacky7744111:签名档中肯 09/16 13:37
239F：推 Ghamu:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/16 16:15
240F：推 doctorc:快学起来!! 09/16 16:30
241F：推 yamie0204:好厉害XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/16 18:10
242F：推 accin:wow 09/16 22:38
243F：推 goto1:XDD 09/17 01:26
244F：→ gto37513:老实说 我不太了解最後再讲什麽捏 09/17 16:44
245F：推 LDBBS:看不懂欸 有翻译吗 09/17 20:37
246F：推 zusuki:fb 怎没用黄费死?..= = 09/17 22:09
247F：推 minbyminby:XDDDDDDDDD 09/17 22:23
248F：→ eisenccw:Good 09/17 23:49
249F：推 happys425:高招!!!!!! 09/18 02:07
※ optimize:转录至看板 NTTU_CSIE99 09/18 16:44
250F：推 fox24106:这不推不行~连签名档都赞阿~!!!XD 09/18 20:32
251F：推 night7410:超专业!!!! 09/18 21:52
252F：推 specialneo:高招！！！XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/19 11:01
253F：推 sayolin:DDDD 09/19 16:35
254F：推 nintendopppi:有校友推 10/15 20:02
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