作者Aswind (不适合的音乐别来骚扰)
站内Jeremy_Lin
标题Fw: [外絮] 华裔湖人粉妈愿意提供免费住宿给Lin
时间Wed Jul 16 12:51:13 2014
※ [本文转录自 NBA 看板 #1JnVxSW4 ]
作者: kairiyu (E N O U G H is enough) 看板: NBA
标题: [外絮] 华裔湖人粉妈愿意提供免费住宿给Lin
时间: Wed Jul 16 12:26:00 2014
Chinese Mom In L.A. Posts Craigslist Ad Asking Jeremy Lin To Become Tenant
Tuesday, July 15, 2014 2:06 am
http://ppt.cc/Dpel
When Linsanity exploded in the winter of 2012, one of its major story angles
was couch-surfing. Jeremy Lin used to crash in the apartments of his brother
Josh and Knick teammate Landry Fields, even as he became a cultural
phenomenon. It only served to bolster his Cinderella story.
2012年Linsanity正发光发热之时，最为人们津津乐道就是他曾流浪借宿且曾睡在尼克队
友Landry Fields沙发上，与Linsanity在场上的表现反差之大更让人加深了灰姑娘传奇的
故事性。
More than two years later, this becomes relevant again because of an amusing
Craigslist ad posted in Los Angeles.
两年多後，在Craigslist免费分类广告网站的LA版，一位亚裔儿子替他的亚裔妈妈
贴了一则这样的广告。
Room available (Asian American NBA point guard preferred)
available now
w/d in unit carport
no smoking
private room private bath
My Chinese American mom, a former schoolteacher and a HUGE Lakers fan, thinks
that my parents' house would be a great place for Jeremy Lin, if he needs a
place to crash when he moves to LA. Mom thought it would be a good idea to
put this on the internet just in case it finds its way to Jeremy.
Jeremy, they have a room ready for you:
Room available in Redondo Beach house. Great location, quiet, 2 blocks from
the beach, away from the hustle and bustle. A lot of other players live
nearby and it's close to the Lakers' practice facility. Lots of Asian
churches in the area. Close, but not too close, to Asian communities (kind of
like living in Palo Alto but by the beach). Live rent free, just have to do
your own laundry and pick up after yourself. . . and also provide tickets to
Lakers games. We can carpool to the Staples Center.*
*Yes, these are all things that my mom actually said to me.
大意: 提供房间给
亚裔NBA控球後卫(符合条件的还有别人吗? XD)
环境好，气氛佳，有独立房间卫浴设备，走几步就有海滩，附近不只很多球员当邻居，
湖人练习球场也在这一带。另外社区还有很多教堂，但是教堂去离房子有点近又不会太
近(XD)。
免房租，只要给我们湖人队的票就好。
另外，当你去球场时，我们提供专程并车服务。
At least one source vouches for the authenticity of this ad. "I actually know
this person, and she is, hands down, the biggest Laker fan I know," according
to AngryAsianMan.com.
有人对网站说，他知道这位妈妈是谁，她真的是湖人的超级粉丝。
心得：
地方的妈妈需要小林
--
放开那个小林 地方的妈妈你想干嘛...!?
※ 编辑: Aswind (120.127.47.44), 07/16/2014 12:51:59
1F：推 VieriKing :噗~~~~~地方的妈妈放开你的手~~~~ 07/16 12:55
2F：推 jamesyu545 :球票比房租贵很多。 07/16 12:55
3F：推 raune :感动推 07/16 12:55
4F：→ jaykinki :幻想只能给箭头 07/16 12:55
5F：推 gidapops :local mama 需要小林弟? 07/16 12:56
6F：推 stygianX :至少要有游泳池健身房和篮球场，不然以湖人的票价 07/16 12:56
7F：→ stygianX :这根本抢劫 07/16 12:57
8F：推 springman :也许她有女儿想要介绍给林。我女儿也很想认识林^_^ 07/16 13:01
很好奇s大的女儿上小学了吗
不可以大你林太多岁喔...XDDDDD
9F：推 turbomons :温馨 刚离开火箭Lin需要更多的爱 07/16 13:02
10F：推 djviva :LA球迷非常欢迎林书豪来到湖人!! 07/16 13:06
11F：推 avril0625 :为啥我女儿对你林没兴趣啊啊啊(咬手帕) 07/16 13:06
12F：推 lovebuddy :湖人的票价很贵耶XDDDDD 07/16 13:13
13F：推 jaykinki :我只好跟林说来台湾我也可以提供套房 还离台南很近XD 07/16 13:18
14F：推 attdave :我女儿也很爱林 但她已经八岁了 比林大三岁 07/16 13:19
15F：推 bhmok :赶今年生一个也只差六岁?? 07/16 13:28
16F：→ patrickleeee:XDDDDD 太好笑了 07/16 13:32
17F：推 wylscott :湖人票价...去年平均记得是100~110镁 不便宜咧 07/16 13:33
18F：推 qazxswptt :地方的妈妈也需要____ 07/16 13:34
19F：推 deliciou70 :哈哈 比林大三岁 07/16 13:40
20F：→ qazxswptt :野生啾咪争夺战 07/16 13:52
21F：→ haoguy :湖人的票很贵吧 07/16 13:59
22F：→ peggie :CP4＆瓜子：泥们不要跟我抢大玩偶啦～！XDDDD 07/16 13:59
23F：推 nancyh :温馨推!XD 07/16 14:05
24F：推 sillywhoever:这种私相授受的事，不能接受吧~ (嫉妒推~) 07/16 15:58
※ 编辑: Aswind (120.127.47.44), 07/16/2014 16:23:52
25F：推 stja :XD 07/16 17:45
26F：推 springman :我女儿今年国中三年级，好像差了十二岁，哈哈。 07/16 19:34
27F：推 sunnyborage :台湾的妈妈也需要小林~话说回来，大家的祝福言犹在耳 07/17 10:39
28F：→ sunnyborage :我生的是儿子，以後要多多像用功读书又努力打球的 07/17 10:39
29F：→ sunnyborage :林多多学习了。时间过得好快，林的转折也真是高潮迭 07/17 10:40
30F：→ sunnyborage :起啊！(准备买紫金球衣给儿子中) 07/17 10:41
31F：推 Adonisy :这其实是好事啊，即便是幻想 07/17 10:49
32F：推 sunnyborage :林应该不会去住，但搞不好会去作客之类的。 07/17 11:36