其实GDvsDL的版本已经很正确了， 小弟补足一些小地方，还请各位指教。 Do you want to go and get some dinner? It's six o'clock. 你想要一起去吃晚餐吗？已经六点了。 I can't. I have to go home to get to sleep. 不行耶！我要回家睡觉。 It's six o'clock. You are thirty-eight years old. Why the hell do you have to go home and go to sleep? 现在才六点，你今年38岁，他XX的为什麽要现在回家睡觉？ I'm training for an Ironman. 我正在为Ironman赛事训练。 What the hell is an Ironman? 他XX的这个Ironman是什麽？ An Ironman is a 2.4 mile swim, then a 112 mile bike ride, then a full 26.2 mile marathon. All within 17 hours. Ironman是游泳2.4英里、自行车112英里、然後再跑一个26.2英里的全程马拉松， 时限17小时。 What the fuck is wrong with you? 你他XXD的是头脑烧坏了吗？ Nothing. This is fun for me. I have to go to sleep now so I can get up at four in the morning and train. 没有，对我来说这很好玩。我现在要回家睡觉了， 这样我才能在早上四点起床训练。 You get up at four in the morning? 你早上四点起床？ Six days a week. On Mondays I sleep until six a.m. 每周六天，星期一我会睡到六点。 You're mentally retarded. So you go to sleep at seven p.m. every night? 你智障啊？所以你每天晚上七点就睡觉？ Pretty much. 差不多啦！ How along do you train for this Ironman? 你要为这个Ironman训练多久？ （这边应该是How long，原本key-in的人应该是打错了） For about six months. 大约六个月。 You realize you are not going to have sex with anyone for six months. 所以你很明白你六个月之内不会有性生活？ It is OK because I will be an Ironman. 没关系，因为我会成为Ironman。 So do you win money for finishing this Ironman? 所以你完成这个Ironman会有奖金吗？ No. Only the winners win money. I pay seven hundred dollars to register. Then I have to buy a plane ticket and fly there, and spend money to ship my bike there, and spend money for a hotel. But this is worth it. I will be an Ironman. 不会，只有部分的赢家会有奖金。我要付700美金报名， 然後我得买机票飞到比赛地点，花钱把我的单车运到那边， 再花钱住宿。 但这一切都是值得的，我会成为一位Ironman。 So you spend lots of money, and never go out at night, not get laid for six months, all because you are going to sleep at seven p.m. every night, so you can call yourself something that no one else would ever be stupid enough to do? 所以你花一大笔钱，六个月的时间晚上不出门，没有性生活， 都是因为你要在晚上七点上床睡觉， 然後你就可以称呼你自己是一个世界上不会有人蠢到去努力成为的那个Ironman？ But I will be an Ironman. 但是我会成为Ironman。 You are an idiot. 你是白痴。 I have to go home and go to sleep now. If you would like to join me at four thirty in the morning for a bike ride, that would be fun. 我现在要回家睡觉了， 如果你想要在早上四点半和我一起去骑单车的话，那会很有趣的。 There's nothing fun about four thirty in the morning. You are truly insane. 早上四点半没有有趣的东西，你真的疯了。 Perhaps you would like to go for a run with me on Tuesday. Then have a protein shake afterwards. 或者你周二的时候会想要和我一起去跑步，然後喝杯高蛋白补充品。 We could do that. What time on Tuesday? 那还可以，星期二几点？ Four forty-five in the morning. 早上四点四十五分。 Screw you. I'm going to dinner now. 去死吧！我要去吃晚餐了。 -- 职业病 --

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